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Well there was I submissive Sally tied wrists to the bed, moving kissing down the bed to the usual RO position. Was it that I simply forgot to open her legs through old age? or had I forgotten how to do it? No I kept her legs firmly together with a little pressure from hands and knees and started on the RO.

Had I turned into a COD fish? or a toilet plunger? suddenly it was more this sort of sucking action to clithood and labia than the normal flicking tongue.

Anyway it worked out beautifully kinky and satisfying by the looks of things, maybe it was a mindfuck thing who knows?

Dont know where it came from after hundreds of times doing RO with legs apart, curling fingers etc etc.

Seriously sexy session afterwards.

Then I thought on the way back, its good to know that after a lot of sex you can still do something different and totaly not premeditated...... Ramble ends.

Sex is great! Done anything different lately boys and girls? :):):)

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Ramble starts........

Well there was I submissive Sally tied wrists to the bed, moving kissing down the bed to the usual RO position. Was it that I simply forgot to open her legs through old age? or had I forgotten how to do it? No I kept her legs firmly together with a little pressure from hands and knees and started on the RO.

Had I turned into a COD fish? or a toilet plunger? suddenly it was more this sort of sucking action to clithood and labia than the normal flicking tongue.

Anyway it worked out beautifully kinky and satisfying by the looks of things, maybe it was a mindfuck thing who knows?

Dont know where it came from after hundreds of times doing RO with legs apart, curling fingers etc etc.

Seriously sexy session afterwards.

Then I thought on the way back, its good to know that after a lot of sex you can still do something different and totaly not premeditated...... Ramble ends.

Sex is great! Done anything different lately boys and girls? :):):)

glad you asked ! :)

always wanted to do WS, the lady giving of course.

1. first attempt 6 weeks ago--- nice asian girl in her hotel incall. had sex,came first-- big mistake as we older boys know, the edge is then taken off us..she then directs me to the bath-- I lie down,she squats over me,feet on both sides and whooosh no problem onto my body-- I was not sexed up enough for my face. very disappointing, also didnt reeaally fancy her--- decided no more bathrooms.

2. 4 weeks ago, 2nd attempt --- dom session--- outright dom , no kissing/touching. no relief as I was just not into the pure dom thing. not interested in HJ as no other sensuality involved. WS a stated specialty, so I was relaxed in anticipation--- on the bed pvc sheets provided. problem !-- the dom couldnt do it !! just about managed a few drops but a real let down due mainly to non touching rule.

enquired in following weeks -- but all incall ladies stated , understandably, the only allowable location was their bathroom.

3. last saturday ---- booked 25yo blonde british rose--- booked luxury hotel-- lovely room, lovely big comfortable bed. super girl, great attitude and fun. I gave long hot massage, followed by looooonnng RO and then with me lying on the bed on my back , my blonde beauty with high heels on, kneels down straddling my face, gets me to perform more RO. as I licked her, she showers me full on and continuously, relieving herself into my mouth and face and onto the luxury cotton sheets. It was Magic. then finished with CIM.

Although she had prepared well in advance and said she was bursting to go, she was not able to do so for quite a long time. she then had to visit the loo to get herself going. Its quite a difficult thing to do , but she was great. I think to get the best out of it you really need to fancy the knickers off her and it needs to be done in comfortable , soft , luxurious surroundings, if poss--- otherwise the lady is likely to view this service negatively I think.

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Ramble starts........

Well there was I submissive Sally tied wrists to the bed, moving kissing down the bed to the usual RO position. Was it that I simply forgot to open her legs through old age? or had I forgotten how to do it? No I kept her legs firmly together with a little pressure from hands and knees and started on the RO.

Had I turned into a COD fish? or a toilet plunger? suddenly it was more this sort of sucking action to clithood and labia than the normal flicking tongue.

Anyway it worked out beautifully kinky and satisfying by the looks of things, maybe it was a mindfuck thing who knows?

Dont know where it came from after hundreds of times doing RO with legs apart, curling fingers etc etc.

Seriously sexy session afterwards.

Then I thought on the way back, its good to know that after a lot of sex you can still do something different and totaly not premeditated...... Ramble ends.

Sex is great! Done anything different lately boys and girls? :):):)

Ramble or not, is it fair to name the lady ?

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Ramble or not, is it fair to name the lady ?

Probably not, less ramble more like a boast.

Perhaps hes only just learned how to give proper RO.

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Probably not, less ramble more like a boast.

Perhaps hes only just learned how to give proper RO.

Harsh, but most probably true. :)

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booked luxury hotel-- lovely room, lovely big comfortable bed. super girl, great attitude and fun. ...........as I licked her, she showers me full on and continuously, relieving herself into my mouth and face and onto the luxury cotton sheets. .

.........my go sympathies to the maid who had to clear the room up afterwards......

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.........my go sympathies to the maid who had to clear the room up afterwards......

hold on here a moment. there was no ' clearing of the room ' necessary. we removed the duvet completely and used some towels on the sheet. afterwards put the towels and sheet together for the maid and turned the mattress over--- hey presto-- sorted ! you have to be a bit bold otherwise you cant do these things.:).

if you really fancy the girl, WS is fantastic because its so primeval but yet clean, intimate and tasteful. I loved it and with a sexy woman, would do it again tomorrow in a flash,if I had the cash !.

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...... and turned the mattress over.....

Damp side down you mean? I'm sorry but I can somehow just imagine the moulds starting to slowly grow:rolleyes:

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didn't say if he drunk it all which is the most satisfying part, i find , but you do have to fancy the girl, or be a pervert like me

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Ramble or not, is it fair to name the lady ?

Talking of which, has anyone seen the squirt queen, Cynthia in action ? She seems to go into a biblical palsy if she is just in the same room as a dick !

......Hypocrite!:)

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hold on here a moment. there was no ' clearing of the room ' necessary. we removed the duvet completely and used some towels on the sheet. afterwards put the towels and sheet together for the maid and turned the mattress over--- hey presto-- sorted ! you have to be a bit bold otherwise you cant do these things.:).

if you really fancy the girl, WS is fantastic because its so primeval but yet clean, intimate and tasteful. I loved it and with a sexy woman, would do it again tomorrow in a flash,if I had the cash !.

I should imagine most people use the bath or shower rather than wet a hotel bed.......mind you some of the hotels out there in GB, it quite possibly could be a regular occurence!:)

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Probably not, less ramble more like a boast.

Perhaps hes only just learned how to give proper RO.

She says she misses you too mate, seeing as you've mentioned her on at least one of your last PFR reports on another girls??!! Sorry if I put "Submissive Sheila" it probably wouldn't of offended you!:)

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Harsh, but most probably true. :)

I bow to superior experience, Im sure youve had fifty times as many sexual experiences and know the full box of tricks, from most nationalities!:)

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and turned the mattress over--- hey presto-- sorted !

Thats why I always found some strange looking mushrooms growing on the mattresses in the hotel. Thats explains it, as Tea Bag done exactly the same according to this post: :)

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I bow to superior experience, Im sure youve had fifty times as many sexual experiences and know the full box of tricks, from most nationalities!:)

FFS, 6upxx! So you licked her pussy while her legs was together, and managed to stretch and squeeze your tongue in between like iguana chasing the slug in the narrow space. Why is such a big deal to rave about it?

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FFS, 6upxx! So you licked her pussy while her legs was together, and managed to stretch and squeeze your tongue in between like iguana chasing the slug in the narrow space. Why is such a big deal to rave about it?

I was hoping for a few more posts like Cumandgos about interesting sexual fun that might of been had recently...........I thought it might make for a light hearted and interesting thread, however we get the normal whinging comments.

Lighten up you must of had some fun recently.

Still we can always go back to chatting about STD,s or ages of the girls or other stuff instead. Yawn!:)

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She says she misses you too mate, seeing as you've mentioned her on at least one of your last PFR reports on another girls??!! Sorry if I put "Submissive Sheila" it probably wouldn't of offended you!:)

I saw her Monday.

Must have made an impression then if she misses me just a day later.

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FFS, 6upxx! So you licked her pussy while her legs was together, and managed to stretch and squeeze your tongue in between like iguana chasing the slug in the narrow space. Why is such a big deal to rave about it?

Lol Xenia! :):P:p;) xxx

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...... squeeze your tongue in between like iguana chasing the slug in the narrow space.....

What a strange if graphic analogy. Do you often see iguanas chasing slugs down narrow places?

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I was hoping for a few more posts like Cumandgos about interesting sexual fun that might of been had recently...........I thought it might make for a light hearted and interesting thread, however we get the normal whinging comments.

Lighten up you must of had some fun recently.

Still we can always go back to chatting about STD,s or ages of the girls or other stuff instead. Yawn!:)

People tend to keep it discrete. (Unless its a Fr but then its for info for other punters so they know what to expect).

Im glad you had a good time, makes a change from your whinging that she doesnt do facials, CIM or A-levels despite the fact she doesnt do them or advertise that she does. Before then you were moaning that she doesnt french kiss or give you OWO despite it being shown at her discretion. You might want to look up discretion..its under dick...

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Talking of which, has anyone seen the squirt queen, Cynthia in action ? She seems to go into a biblical palsy if she is just in the same room as a dick !

......Hypocrite!:)

Not quite, as i was corrected at the time, Cytheria, the well known porn star, not a WG.

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What a strange if graphic analogy. Do you often see iguanas chasing slugs down narrow places?

Well: pussy looks like a pair of copulated slugs, innit?

No, I never witnessed iguanas tongues chasing the slugs with some level of unaccessibility. But then I never seen something gone "pear shaped" for example either.

Does not mean that I can not express myself that way or invent my own idioms, or whatever they called. :)

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Well: pussy looks like a pair of copulated slugs, innit?

No, I never witnessed iguanas tongues chasing the slugs with some level of unaccessibility. But then I never seen something gone "pear shaped" for example either.

Does not mean that I can not express myself that way or invent my own idioms, or whatever they called. :)

Not at all. I asked out of innocent curiousity. Over 35 years ago I kept an iguana as a 'pet'. I don't recall ever giving it a slug but, shown a large wriggling earthworm, would always cock its head sideways, watching with one golden eye before striking, head coming in half sideways, using its tongue to curl underneath the worm and scoop it mouthwards. Asides from the worms, it was vegetarian and used, as I recall, to try to graze the green pattern on the hearth-rug. Never any other colour; always the green.

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I should imagine most people use the bath or shower rather than wet a hotel bed.......mind you some of the hotels out there in GB, it quite possibly could be a regular occurence!:)

problem is, it would have taken ages to dry it with the hotel hair dryer and it wouldnt have reached that far ! :)

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Thats why I always found some strange looking mushrooms growing on the mattresses in the hotel. Thats explains it, as Tea Bag done exactly the same according to this post: :)

ha, ha --- what the hell-- cant do the right thing all the time.!! no fun out in some field somewhere. I feel like a vandal. :) will start planning my next controversial location :)

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