Behem17

Punting Apparatus - Chairs And Other

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Seeing as the topic of chairs occupied too much space on another thread, I thought I'd start a new one and broaden it out to include any other pieces of equipment which people might take with them. I'll start with the chair. I acquired mine, a bar stool, about a year ago. I used to see a girl who had a large apartment in Croydon and she told me she was moving. I'd already spotted the 2 chairs at the breakfast bar and had tried it with her - me standing, her on the chair facing me then from behind. So, I asked her if she wanted me to help her move her stuff. I wish I'd not, because it took 3 trips, 3 car loads and a lot of humping (of furniture). But, as a reward, she asked me if I wanted one of the bar stools, as I'd expressed an interest. So, I took one away, and have used it on several punts - for the girl to sit on. It has a shortcoming, however, in that the seat isn't deep enough. The advantage of it is that it's easy to carry and the legs fold up, but I'd like to get one with a bigger seat, so that the girl can sit back more easily rather than upright, so that entry is easier. Just wondered if anyone takes stuff with them when you go on a punt.

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I carry a "lounger" on my back when the sun is out!!!

...And a satillite dish in the winter to allow myself some time when the next hurricane is on the horizon!!!

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Now that's an idea - the lounger, not the dish. All these things need to able to be folded neatly to make transportation easier. I might open a sex shop which specifically sells items like that. Some could be inflated, but that would mean carrying a pump as well. 

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Juzz - "Thinking of buying one of these. Adjustable height, handy access hole, wipe clean, reasonable price. What's not to like? http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=171515950431" looks good but yes what's the weight? You don't need to use the hole - just turn her round.

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Also….you need to get it here from San Diego….

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I assume ladies are obliging when you ask if you bring your bar stool along to a punt?

B17 "Lovely, I'll see tomorrow at 6pm then. One more thing; may I bring my bar stool with me?"

WG "your what?"

B17 "my bar stool, so I can twizzle you around and fuck you from many different angles".

WG "as long as it's a lime green Halo from San Diego. I really fancy that plush faux leather."

B17 "I'll have one flown in overnight

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I am beginning to think I am the least imaginative punter here.

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Seeing as the topic of chairs occupied too much space on another thread, I thought I'd start a new one and broaden it out to include any other pieces of equipment which people might take with them. I'll start with the chair. I acquired mine, a bar stool, about a year ago. I used to see a girl who had a large apartment in Croydon and she told me she was moving. I'd already spotted the 2 chairs at the breakfast bar and had tried it with her - me standing, her on the chair facing me then from behind. So, I asked her if she wanted me to help her move her stuff. I wish I'd not, because it took 3 trips, 3 car loads and a lot of humping (of furniture). But, as a reward, she asked me if I wanted one of the bar stools, as I'd expressed an interest. So, I took one away, and have used it on several punts - for the girl to sit on. It has a shortcoming, however, in that the seat isn't deep enough. The advantage of it is that it's easy to carry and the legs fold up, but I'd like to get one with a bigger seat, so that the girl can sit back more easily rather than upright, so that entry is easier. Just wondered if anyone takes stuff with them when you go on a punt.

 

Ha ha, I cannot stop laughing.  I hope you do tell the girls you are going to arrive with a folding chair otherwise they will start laughing, like me, when I see strange things or kick you out.  Most of the guys would arrive with the 'normal' stuff but one surprised me once by bringing lots of metal 'thingies' to be used on him.  I wish he told me before.

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I've no idea where Behem17 lives or punts but we could have a "spot the punter" competition!

If anyone sees a gent with a bar stool on the tube/train/bus/tram, alighting from a taxi or just walking down the street we should approach and ask a coded question such as "did your multi position bar stool come from San Diego?". :P :P :P

DG

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I've no idea where Behem17 lives or punts but we could have a "spot the punter" competition!

If anyone sees a gent with a bar stool on the tube/train/bus/tram, alighting from a taxi or just walking down the street we should approach and ask a coded question such as "did your multi position bar stool come from San Diego?". :P :P :P

DG

Is there a prize?? If not I shan't bother! :P

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I had to read the OP twice to get my head around it - I can be a bit slow like that - read slowly and carefully just to make sure I'm taking it all in - but yup, got there in the end - bringing a chair to a punt! :)

 

Thought that was hilarious and hey each to their own.

 

I am normally just grateful to have got myself there in one piece safe and sound to worry about any further 'apparatus.' 

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Is there a prize?? If not I shan't bother! :P

The prize is a 1 year free membership to Punternet :D

DG

For the sake of Galahad and the mods that's a tongue in cheek prize for us punters. Not a real prize for ladies who pay advertising fees. :eek:

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   I hope you guys are taking this serious ....

 

   Things that come to my mind that I have taken along to a punt .

 

 The one pint beer glass , for watersports . To measure the volume of pee the lady can do before taking out my masking tape and marking the level , getting her to witness it and putting her name on . Then I dink the contents in one .

 

   Also for watersports  , A plastic funnel and a six foot piece of plastic garden hose tube . So the lady can pee into the funnel and I have the end of hose in my mouth while laid on the floor .

 

  Household scissors ,  to slowly cut the clothes off the lady , rather than undress her with my hands .

 

   Toothbrush ,  to stimulate the anus of the lady , not always to insert it but sometimes .

 

   Torch  ,, for examinations close up  of he pussy  ,

 

  Books , various books showing positions of intercourse 

 

Film scripts ,  to act out well rehearsed roleplay  eg.  Titanic  , Taxi Driver ,

 

  DVD's  , again showing positions to try , mainly japanese ....

 

   That's all I can think of at the moment   , I am now looking for a bar chair as discussed , but one that swivels around like a barbers chair  , so I can start to do a bit of the latest perversion  "  twirling  "  

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I am beginning to think I am the least imaginative punter here.

Me too.

I feel let down TBH. All the research I did before I started punting said all you need to do is turn up fresh and clean, with the correct money and a smile. Nowhere did it mention taking along your own furniture. :(

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I just remembered I saw sometime ago a guy with a chair in the tube.  No, it wasn't a bar stool but, as there were no seats available, he casually unfolded it and sat reading a newspapers.  Everybody was smiling.  I wonder now if it had the some purpose?

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Men! *rolls eyes* 

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I took a directors chair to Starbucks once because there were never any seats available. The staff got worried. It worked - they put more seats in the place next time I went. WP - how do you carry all that around? In a suitcase or a hold-all? I might be spotted near Paddington this Friday pm. I'll think of a prize. How about a free demonstration Clapham Common North, 3pm Sat. - fully clothed (I don't want to get arrested).

 

Ha ha, I cannot stop laughing.  I hope you do tell the girls you are going to arrive with a folding chair otherwise they will start laughing, like me, when I see strange things or kick you out.  Most of the guys would arrive with the 'normal' stuff but one surprised me once by bringing lots of metal 'thingies' to be used on him.  I wish he told me before.

Yes, Annabelle - I do tell them or ask them if it's ok.

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I took a directors chair to Starbucks once because there were never any seats available. The staff got worried. It worked - they put more seats in the place next time I went. WP - how do you carry all that around? In a suitcase or a hold-all? I might be spotted near Paddington this Friday pm. I'll think of a prize. How about a free demonstration Clapham Common North, 3pm Sat. - fully clothed (I don't want to get arrested).

 

Yes, Annabelle - I do tell them or ask them if it's ok.

 

 

   Well , when I had a driver I just asked him to load up the BMW with the equipment I needed that day .   Now I was made redundant I go by bus or train and usually take a variety of stuff in bags  .

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I'd quite like to take a beach deckchair along with me one day.

 

My what fun we could have together trying to work out how to put it up. :)

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Well , when I had a driver I just asked him to load up the BMW with the equipment I needed that day .   Now I was made redundant I go by bus or train and usually take a variety of stuff in bags  .

Considering your proclivities, it must have looked like a chemistry lab.

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The only thing I tend to take is a bottle of bubbly. For the rest, I improvise with whatever is at hand.

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I am beginning to think I am the least imaginative punter here.

 

:D Stop!!

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One afternoon an escort is going to open the door to a guy with an Ikea flatpack furniture box and a cry of "helllllllllllp!"

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One afternoon an escort is going to open the door to a guy with an Ikea flatpack furniture box and a cry of "helllllllllllp!"

 

That's not a bad idea to confuse nosy neighbours  ;)

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Having seen Stacy's (4Asians) photos - there's one of her sitting back to front on a tall chair. Wow! Wow wow wow wow!

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