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The Most Unusual Item A Wg Pulls Out From Under Her Bed ,

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   After reading the thread on items a punter takes along to a punt , I felt there could be interest in this topic ,

 

   For me it was when a wg took out from under her bed a 10 foot long rusty iron , big linked heavy chain . Like the ones that prisoners wear when in leg irons , but longer .

 

  I was tied to her bed at the time and TBH  for the fist time in my punting career I was scared .  

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A handful of burst condoms I reckon.  ;)

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A mermaids outfit!!!

A 7ft hulk who doubles up as security!!!

A framed picture of yours truely!!!

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Dressing up clothes covered in dust :eek:

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A empty KFC box and a fiver?

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  I was tied to her bed at the time and TBH  for the fist time in my punting career I was scared .

 

Freudian slip?

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a stray mouldy strawberry

 

(it had a good life.....  was one of several enjoyed by a client after retrieving them from............ )

 

:eek:

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last weeks knickers

 

Last weeks punter!

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A leg spreader - did nothing for me so it went back under the bed - not that unusual I guess but looked like something out of a medieval torture chamber scared me shitless - never seen one before! :)

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Big sheet of plastic, portable enema kit and bagshaws hoist.

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   After reading the thread on items a punter takes along to a punt , I felt there could be interest in this topic ,

 

   For me it was when a wg took out from under her bed a 10 foot long rusty iron , big linked heavy chain . Like the ones that prisoners wear when in leg irons , but longer .

 

  I was tied to her bed at the time and TBH  for the fist time in my punting career I was scared .  

 

As long as there wasn't a guy in a batman suit in the cupboard..........

(I'm sure you've all heard this gag before?) ^_^

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Actually I had to venture under a bed only quite recently, looking for something a lady had mislaid. And there was nothing under there at all, not even a condom wrapper. 

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Actually I had to venture under a bed only quite recently, looking for something a lady had mislaid. And there was nothing under there at all, not even a condom wrapper. 

So you failed to find whatever it was that the lady had mislaid!

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So you failed to find whatever it was that the lady had mislaid!

 

It must have been somewhere else. She has grown-up kids who have flown the nest, who she says don't know what she gets up to. So whenever a visit from one or other is due, she has a panic tidying away anything incriminating. I don't get it really, as she has a lot of rather sexy clothing and any kind of look in her knicker drawer would be enough to raise suspicions. Not that kids do that but there's a lot of stuff to hide!

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last weeks knickers

 

I saw a guy some time ago in his hotel and as we overstayed, I asked him to help me pack some of the items I brought with me.  I have forgotten the black velvety mask he had on his face when he was tied down and even the next day, he emailed saying he could not find anything on his pillows or under the bed.  I guess some cleaner now has fun with her partner playing hide and seek with my mask on......

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I saw a guy some time ago in his hotel and as we overstayed, I asked him to help me pack some of the items I brought with me.  I have forgotten the black velvety mask he had on his face when he was tied down and even the next day, he emailed saying he could not find anything on his pillows or under the bed.  I guess some cleaner now has fun with her partner playing hide and seek with my mask on......

 

:D Two holes and that would be in my Lone Ranger fancy dress box!

 

(Disclaimer. I don't actually have a fancy dress box)

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Half a set of false teeth.

A half-eaten meringue.

A small bottle of crème-de-menth.

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a genuine smile

a genuine orgasm

a genuine compliment 

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a genuine smile

a genuine orgasm

a genuine compliment 

what, you did that UNDER the bed  :blink:  ^_^

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The ace of spades!!!

 

A dead man's hand!

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i have had to pull my kitten out from under the bed a few times during meets!

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