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Established Oriental Hottie - Coco / Helena

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Last week I saw Coco and, now that I no longer use the "banned" Oriental agency, I felt safe in submitting a report. After a few days it hadn’t been published and when I logged to “My account” I had this message:-

 

118457

Coco

London

10 Nov 2014

Rejected - Report violated FR rules

 

Here is my review:-

 

Description of place

 

I saw Coco at her place between Notting Hill Gate and Queensway. It’s a nice enough room with an amazing bar selection, plenty of space and funky lighting. The bed is a really large, high and firm, which is perfect for fooling around on but a long fall down if you get too carried away. There’s a small shower room right next door.

 

Escort’s description

 

This was my ninth meeting with Coco, the artiste formerly known (to me) as Helena! I saw her regularly with the agency that isn’t allowed reviews on here, but then had a rather disappointing session (by her high standards) last May which resulted in her dropping from my favourites list. But then, a few weeks ago, I stumbled across the video for “Chandelier” by Sia and the dancer’s amazing staccato marionette style of moving immediately reminded me of Coco - I instantly decided to “mai pen rai” our previous session on the grounds that she may have been feeling less than 100%, and to book her again. There were a couple of false starts, but last Saturday we finally met up again.

 

It’s obvious straight away that Coco is a very unique and quirky-looking girl – the make-up and air-brush did some very strange things to her face in the main “latex-series” portfolio shots on Invasian, but I think that the blog pictures further down on the same site are far more accurate. Coco has a really distinctive impish face and a fantastic, very slim and firm athletic figure – no need for Photoshop at all and I think that she’s totally captivating. Off the bed she has a really tense way of moving around and she’s like an over-excited nervous little girl, but once horizontal she transforms into a very sensuous (and demanding!) woman.

 

I requested the purple outfit but got a text back from the agency to say that she’s binned it; a great shame as I’d seen her (and felt her) in it before, but good on her and Invasian for letting me know. I decided to let her choose and she met me in one of her own intricate little chains/belts/beads creations with black thigh-length boots from her October 2014 studio session - which isn’t on Invasian as I write this. She looked wonderful!

 

The Action

 

For me Coco is primarily about oral sex, and her skills in this are often mentioned on the forums. As usual, I commenced the action with a long and relaxed session of RO and she was really responsive to this and actually quite demanding. However, after a while she announced “my turn” and then took over, starting with a feather-light massage along my back and then progressing to my more erogenous areas. Unlike the crude and not always effective (for me) wank-in-the-mouth technique of many other girls, Coco starts so gently and teasingly that it’s barely perceptible, but then she gradually and skilfully becomes more intense. She really is masterful.

 

We naturally progressed to 69 and after a while I really needed to get inside Coco and so I reached over for a condom and a little team work got me sorted out. We had some great sex in various positions and, since we were now approaching full time, I let myself go and finished in mish with her giving gentle hand assistance. In retrospect, I should have gone for my usual CIM as that is always totally explosive with Coco, but there’s always next time.

 

It’s a shame that Coco no longer does anal, but at least I got the opportunity before she decided that it was taking too much of a toll on her body. I think that I’m in the relatively lucky situation that I can punt every week, and so I have other favourites that I can visit for this and so it’s no big deal.

 

Coco does pull some really peculiar faces whenever you make eye-contact, particularly during sex, which some guys obviously find really odd. I’m used to it now and it is just part of her charm, but I’d love to know how she got into this?

 

Being brutally honest (and adding critical balance) Coco is a poor kisser and this has now become a bit of a standing joke between us……..or at least I hope that it has! As an exclusively Oriental punter I’ve accepted this is very hit or miss with these girls - a very small price for me to pay for their generally fantastic overall service!

 

I really appreciate the fact that Coco does not go in for the silly fake moaning and groaning and is pretty much silent throughout the intimacies. Despite this, it is glaringly obvious if you do manage to catch her on an exceptionally good day and make the right connection!

 

If you’re looking for a legs-over-the-shoulders-all-holes-fuck-doll then I don’t believe Coco will suit you – she will not do anything that she’s at all uncomfortable with. A total guess but I believe that, like a few of the other “established” Oriental agency girls, Coco is effectively independent and so is not under the same outside pressure to be totally submissive and pander to every punters wishes to get the repeat business.

 

To sum up, Coco is a totally unique character and a fantastic escort, but obviously not suited to everyone. If you’re intrigued by her looks and appreciate oral sex above everything else, then at least giving her a try is a bit of a no-brainer.

 

So…what’s wrong with that?

 

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So…what’s wrong with that?

 

I believe you've fallen foul of this rule:

 

  • You have already submitted three reviews on the same company within 90 days, or submitted three consecutive reviews on the same company regardless of the time span

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I concur

Her oral magnificence is unsurpassed

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Last week I saw Coco and, now that I no longer use the "banned" Oriental agency, I felt safe in submitting a report. After a few days it hadn’t been published and when I logged to “My account” I had this message:-

 

118457

Coco

London

10 Nov 2014

Rejected - Report violated FR rules

 

Here is my review:-

 

Description of place

 

I saw Coco at her place between Notting Hill Gate and Queensway. It’s a nice enough room with an amazing bar selection, plenty of space and funky lighting. The bed is a really large, high and firm, which is perfect for fooling around on but a long fall down if you get too carried away. There’s a small shower room right next door.

 

Escort’s description

 

This was my ninth meeting with Coco, the artiste formerly known (to me) as Helena! I saw her regularly with the agency that isn’t allowed reviews on here, but then had a rather disappointing session (by her high standards) last May which resulted in her dropping from my favourites list. But then, a few weeks ago, I stumbled across the video for “Chandelier” by Sia and the dancer’s amazing staccato marionette style of moving immediately reminded me of Coco - I instantly decided to “mai pen rai” our previous session on the grounds that she may have been feeling less than 100%, and to book her again. There were a couple of false starts, but last Saturday we finally met up again.

 

It’s obvious straight away that Coco is a very unique and quirky-looking girl – the make-up and air-brush did some very strange things to her face in the main “latex-series” portfolio shots on Invasian, but I think that the blog pictures further down on the same site are far more accurate. Coco has a really distinctive impish face and a fantastic, very slim and firm athletic figure – no need for Photoshop at all and I think that she’s totally captivating. Off the bed she has a really tense way of moving around and she’s like an over-excited nervous little girl, but once horizontal she transforms into a very sensuous (and demanding!) woman.

 

I requested the purple outfit but got a text back from the agency to say that she’s binned it; a great shame as I’d seen her (and felt her) in it before, but good on her and Invasian for letting me know. I decided to let her choose and she met me in one of her own intricate little chains/belts/beads creations with black thigh-length boots from her October 2014 studio session - which isn’t on Invasian as I write this. She looked wonderful!

 

The Action

 

For me Coco is primarily about oral sex, and her skills in this are often mentioned on the forums. As usual, I commenced the action with a long and relaxed session of RO and she was really responsive to this and actually quite demanding. However, after a while she announced “my turn” and then took over, starting with a feather-light massage along my back and then progressing to my more erogenous areas. Unlike the crude and not always effective (for me) wank-in-the-mouth technique of many other girls, Coco starts so gently and teasingly that it’s barely perceptible, but then she gradually and skilfully becomes more intense. She really is masterful.

 

We naturally progressed to 69 and after a while I really needed to get inside Coco and so I reached over for a condom and a little team work got me sorted out. We had some great sex in various positions and, since we were now approaching full time, I let myself go and finished in mish with her giving gentle hand assistance. In retrospect, I should have gone for my usual CIM as that is always totally explosive with Coco, but there’s always next time.

 

It’s a shame that Coco no longer does anal, but at least I got the opportunity before she decided that it was taking too much of a toll on her body. I think that I’m in the relatively lucky situation that I can punt every week, and so I have other favourites that I can visit for this and so it’s no big deal.

 

Coco does pull some really peculiar faces whenever you make eye-contact, particularly during sex, which some guys obviously find really odd. I’m used to it now and it is just part of her charm, but I’d love to know how she got into this?

 

Being brutally honest (and adding critical balance) Coco is a poor kisser and this has now become a bit of a standing joke between us……..or at least I hope that it has! As an exclusively Oriental punter I’ve accepted this is very hit or miss with these girls - a very small price for me to pay for their generally fantastic overall service!

 

I really appreciate the fact that Coco does not go in for the silly fake moaning and groaning and is pretty much silent throughout the intimacies. Despite this, it is glaringly obvious if you do manage to catch her on an exceptionally good day and make the right connection!

 

If you’re looking for a legs-over-the-shoulders-all-holes-fuck-doll then I don’t believe Coco will suit you – she will not do anything that she’s at all uncomfortable with. A total guess but I believe that, like a few of the other “established” Oriental agency girls, Coco is effectively independent and so is not under the same outside pressure to be totally submissive and pander to every punters wishes to get the repeat business.

 

To sum up, Coco is a totally unique character and a fantastic escort, but obviously not suited to everyone. If you’re intrigued by her looks and appreciate oral sex above everything else, then at least giving her a try is a bit of a no-brainer.

 

So…what’s wrong with that?

She sounds well worth avoiding, but if you believe she is unique and fantastic , fill your boots.

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I can see a potential problem with a punter touting the same girl endlessly, but what’s the problem with supporting one agency?

 

Does the fact that I now punt exclusively with Invasian, the only agency that refrains from making totally bullshit claims about the girl’s ages (e.g. a 40 year-old claimed as 23 on Asian Options) and includes “natural” photos and videos on their site, and is attentive, helpful and occasionally witty (!) in their communications mean that my reviews are suddenly of no value?

 

I’m a 48-week a year punter and I enjoy sharing and publishing my experiences but, if the censorship on this forum prevents that, then I can find something else to do with my time.

 

To arcadian195: Yes, do yourself and Coco a huge favour and avoid at all costs - you would completely miss the point! See, my review was valuable!

 

And to close - yesterday I saw Kat, but that’s obviously of no interest or value to this site or anyone on it…..

 

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I can see a potential problem with a punter touting the same girl endlessly, but what’s the problem with supporting one agency?

 

Does the fact that I now punt exclusively with Invasian, the only agency that refrains from making totally bullshit claims about the girl’s ages (e.g. a 40 year-old claimed as 23 on Asian Options) and includes “natural” photos and videos on their site, and is attentive, helpful and occasionally witty (!) in their communications mean that my reviews are suddenly of no value?

 

I’m a 48-week a year punter and I enjoy sharing and publishing my experiences but, if the censorship on this forum prevents that, then I can find something else to do with my time.

 

To arcadian195: Yes, do yourself and Coco a huge favour and avoid at all costs - you would completely miss the point! See, my review was valuable!

 

And to close - yesterday I saw Kat, but that’s obviously of no interest or value to this site or anyone on it…..

 

 

 

   Why don't you pm to G.  and ask what was wrong  ?    I cannot see a problem with you reporting on different girls but from same agency . I used to do the same . Maybe the rules have changed ?  

 

   I have been telling punters for ages to support aish's agency for the reasons you give but each goes their own way . I recentlly tried to book with the biggest oriental agency on the net and never got a booking , just got told they know my history .

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I can see a potential problem with a punter touting the same girl endlessly, but what’s the problem with supporting one agency?

 

Does the fact that I now punt exclusively with Invasian, the only agency that refrains from making totally bullshit claims about the girl’s ages (e.g. a 40 year-old claimed as 23 on Asian Options) and includes “natural” photos and videos on their site, and is attentive, helpful and occasionally witty (!) in their communications mean that my reviews are suddenly of no value?

 

I’m a 48-week a year punter and I enjoy sharing and publishing my experiences but, if the censorship on this forum prevents that, then I can find something else to do with my time.

 

To arcadian195: Yes, do yourself and Coco a huge favour and avoid at all costs - you would completely miss the point! See, my review was valuable!

 

And to close - yesterday I saw Kat, but that’s obviously of no interest or value to this site or anyone on it…..

Not really considered Coco but I would like to rediscover the sort of mind-blowing 'hoover the cum' out of you oral technique I used to enjoy with the long-gone Lindsey and the more recently retired Shakira. Is she is this class?

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   Why don't you pm to G.  and ask what was wrong  ?    I cannot see a problem with you reporting on different girls but from same agency . I used to do the same . Maybe the rules have changed ?  

 

   I have been telling punters for ages to support aish's agency for the reasons you give but each goes their own way . I recentlly tried to book with the biggest oriental agency on the net and never got a booking , just got told they know my history .

 

Cheers Mr Punter - So obvious that I never thought of it - I think Bert above may have given the explanation, but I'll give G a PM!

 

I sympathise re your failed booking - 007 (?) don't like me, but I'm not sure whether I'm actually banned as I've ex-communicated myself from them.

 

Not really considered Coco but I would like to rediscover the sort of mind-blowing 'hoover the cum' out of you oral technique I used to enjoy with the long-gone Lindsey and the more recently retired Shakira. Is she is this class?

 

I never met Lindsey and Shakira,vanished just as she got to the top of my wish-list, but I have now seen 32 different Oriental girls over the last seventeen months and Coco is the clear title holder when it comes to oral - providing of course that you can get comfortable together? I'm far from alone in thinking this....

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Not really considered Coco but I would like to rediscover the sort of mind-blowing 'hoover the cum' out of you oral technique I used to enjoy with the long-gone Lindsey and the more recently retired Shakira. Is she is this class?

Staggering owo SF, staggering

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Staggering owo SF, staggering

 

OK she's going to have to go on my list. Did you get my PM, BTW?

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OK she's going to have to go on my list. Did you get my PM, BTW?

I did and thought I replied

Sorry if I didn't, I'll check

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does coco suck cock better than tiffany?

 

what do people think?

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does coco suck cock better than tiffany?

 

what do people think?

 

In my opinion yes, but it's very close.

 

Tiffany is easier to make a connection with and so a safer bet, but Coco will blow your mind if she takes a liking to you - and you're spotlessly clean!

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 I recentlly tried to book with the biggest oriental agency on the net and never got a booking , just got told they know my history .

i am intrigued, which agency would this be?

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In my opinion yes, but it's very close.

Tiffany is easier to make a connection with and so a safer bet, but Coco will blow your mind if she takes a liking to you - and you're spotlessly clean!

Surprised to hear that about coco, must've booked her around 10 times over the years and from the first time she's always seemed so relaxed and easy to get on with

What with my fairly bland Honey experience despite the forum accolade this chemistry/X factor or whatever you want to call it is such an arbitrary beast

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coco got a bad review once... it turned up just before a planned booking which I then canned... couldnt really verify at the time so had to take it at face value...

 

ive never bothered with her since that but should probably put her back on the list...

 

i'm sure she will "like" me... they always "like" me...

 

and i'm obsessively clean to the point of OCD, so much that non-hookers think i'm weird...

 

thanks.

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Surprised to hear that about coco, must've booked her around 10 times over the years and from the first time she's always seemed so relaxed and easy to get on with

What with my fairly bland Honey experience despite the forum accolade this chemistry/X factor or whatever you want to call it is such an arbitrary beast

 

Just goes to show that YMMV - I've seen Coco nine times and I think that eight times we got on like a house on fire, but relaxed is not an adjective I'd use for our meetings. Being blunt - I think she is weird / being diplomatic I think she is a little eccentric, hence my reference to the Chandelier video; either way I adore her for it, . However, I can fully appreciate that some punters (such as arcadian195 above) simply will not "get" her.

 

I have to PS my comment re Tiffany's OWO - having thought about it she's not really in the same league technique-wise, but she does take it deeper than any Oriental that I've met and so gets my recommendation.

 

 

coco got a bad review once... it turned up just before a planned booking which I then canned... couldnt really verify at the time so had to take it at face value...

 

ive never bothered with her since that but should probably put her back on the list...

 

i'm sure she will "like" me... they always "like" me...

 

and i'm obsessively clean to the point of OCD, so much that non-hookers think i'm weird...

 

thanks.

 

In the last twelve months her reviews on here (as "Coco" rather than "Helena") total one bad and one neutral, so not exactly encouraging despite her excellent reputation. This is why I was keen to straighten the record now that I don't use 007 and so can (I thought) post a review.

 

If your self-assessment above is truthful then I would strongly suggest that your make her your #1 priority.

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