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To celebrate a special day in January I'm planning a 3 hour session with my fav girl

I normally arrive empty handed but this time I'm thinkng of taking some Champagne, spray cream and some of those long twisty lollipops ;)

Now am I'm being a sicko by wanting to lick/suck and share them after the've been inserted in her pussy. Would this freak most WG out?

My tastes are usually a bit vanilla so I want to push my boundaries. Am tempted to ask for WS but so worried about creaking her out and not being able to see her again.

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I once saw a lovely lady in Cheltenham - she was on tour and was gorgeous - Charlotte from Epping - or Busy Charlotte - she was absolutely cracking and I had a great laugh but just before I was going to pop she got out this jam donut and spread some of the cream and jam on her tits - it was in the middle of the afternoon and I more of a savoury kind of guy - so it didn't turn me on in the slightest - we had a right old laugh about it - and I can report that my only experience of food play was not a great success - haven't tried it since.

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If she's a favourite I presume you know one another quite well and you'll also have an idea of her likes / dislikes? Providing what you want isn't something you know she really doesn't like there's no harm in asking. Surely she's only going to say yay or nay if she knows you and knows you won't push her on it if she says no. I very much doubt it's anything she hasn't been asked before and can't imagine she'd be offended by a question.

I'm Mr Vanilla myself and have actually been asked by my fave wg if there's anything else I'd like or like to try to let her know. I'm quite happy as I am as it happens but it's nice to be asked ;)

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I also would like to experiment with food play, but I am a bit worried what happens if some food touches the WG's vagina or gets in it. Wouldn't that cause infections, irritations, and the like?

 

I would like to put peanut butter, whipped cream or honey on WG's erogenous zones and lick them off. Honey and peanut butter may be tough to lick from the skin, or I have to lick it off aggressively.

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With most foods the lady will want to put them in a condom before inserting them right inside.Cream and choccy etc can be put on the outside safely and licked off.I would assume she will advertise WS or food sex if she offers it?

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I also would like to experiment with food play, but I am a bit worried what happens if some food touches the WG's vagina or gets in it. Wouldn't that cause infections, irritations, and the like?

 

I would like to put peanut butter, whipped cream or honey on WG's erogenous zones and lick them off. Honey and peanut butter may be tough to lick from the skin, or I have to lick it off aggressively.

 

All girls are different and some are more sensitive than others, but there is no harm in you checking with her.

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You're unlikely to freak any escort out with a request such as this, we've all heard or done much weirder! Food play can be great fun, in my experience it tends to end up being more fun than erotic, but laughing and silliness does make for bonding and relaxation and therefore a more fulfilling time for all. 

 

I'd take the food along and make your suggestions adding if she doesn't fancy it she's welcome to keep them to eat later. 

 

Women will vary as to what they'l have inserted in them so just make sure you ask first. I think after any food play inside the vagina as long as it's all washed thoroughly soon after there shouldn't be any worry of infection or irritation- unless of course you are putting chilli sauce up there! 

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As a young boy my mother would often tell me off for "playing" with my food. I very much doubt she had this sort of thing in mind.

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I am waiting for some info on how to enjoy a full English Breakfast with a sexy lady.Would that count as  "food play"?

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Food play is great take some custurd and do some sploshing or even better xmas brandy cream i saw in shops!!!!

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I am waiting for some info on how to enjoy a full English Breakfast with a sexy lady.Would that count as  "food play"?

 

Some suggestions in rhymes.

 

Put on the plate a slice of black pudding

See how your cock will start to loose hooding.

 

Fried ripe tomatoes are a never a fail

See how her fanny starts leaving a trail.

 

Eggs neatly poached in whirlpool of water

She is more wet then pocket of otter.

 

Bacon was burned like UFO disaster

Sausage was raw and texture of plaster

Beans stuck to the pan, looks somehow diseased.

The ghost of Fred Heinz would not be pleased.

 

Failing above: its always a toast

Indulgent and hot like sunny coast

Melting its butter, delicious all over

One only can dream to be like a lover.

 

:) 

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Most fruits, chocolate and desserts are best...

There is something devilishly naughty about eating a banana from you know where...

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Most fruits, chocolate and desserts are best...

There is something devilishly naughty about eating a banana from you know where...

Asda?

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He is scared to ask his fave girl for WS?  What message am I sending to my usuals then?  They don't even bother to ask me, they just bring what they want: surgical instruments, toys etc.  I must be sending all the opposite signs than this girl  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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I am waiting for some info on how to enjoy a full English Breakfast with a sexy lady.Would that count as  "food play"?

Yes if you put the fried eggs on her breasts!!

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Yes if you put the fried eggs on her breasts!!

They will get cold and congeal  :angry:

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Food sex can be great fun and is a great ice breaker.  I tend to just like putting food on the breasts but not worried about having a full course dinner down stairs. 

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Yes if you put the fried eggs on her breasts!!

 

My ex-wife had tits like fried eggs and believe me it gets boring very quickly.

 

She also had a vagina like a KFC Bucket and that wasn't exactly thrilling either. :(

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My ex-wife had tits like fried eggs and believe me it gets boring very quickly.

 

She also had a vagina like a KFC Bucket and that wasn't exactly thrilling either. :(

Ha Ha This made me laugh.  Would that be the largest bucket!  Your poor wife.  I assume you are not on speaking terms!! 

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Ha Ha This made me laugh.  Would that be the largest bucket!  Your poor wife.  I assume you are not on speaking terms!! 

 

Yep... large bucket Cumonce. :D  Any attempt at going down on her was like pot holing... only drier.

 

 

PS.  We were never on speaking terms  ;) 

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Yep... large bucket Cumonce. :D  Any attempt at going down on her was like pot holing... only drier.

 

 

PS.  We were never on speaking terms  ;)

Is that because you got lost in the cave? :D

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Is that because you got lost in the cave? :D

 

:D

 

The weird thing is that she was in there with me once.... still can't work that one out. ;)

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:D

 

The weird thing is that she was in there with me once.... still can't work that one out. ;)

 

Not nice, remind me to slap your hand

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Not nice, remind me to slap your hand

 

Ha ha ha.  :D

 

What have I said now?

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My ex-wife had tits like fried eggs and believe me it gets boring very quickly.

She also had a vagina like a KFC Bucket and that wasn't exactly thrilling either. :(

Pmsl. Was it finger licking good

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