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Sorry For The Graphic Nature Of This Question.

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How many of you lads, like me, need a bit of assistance from your bed fellow to 'guide your way in'? And ladies how often do you have to provide such assistance?

From watching porn and other films you'd be forgiven for thinking every fella only has to point his manhood in the general direction of goal and it will naturally find is way to the back of the net, but in my experience I generally stab around hopelessly for a few seconds before the last reaches down to apply a bit of gentle guidance. Is this true of most of us or am I just rubbish at it?

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I remember on comedian saying that all porn actresses had pussies like funnels and you slipped right in. In reality all women had male ego reducing devices fitted to ensure embaressing fumbling.

I would imagine every single guy has had a woman gently take (or grab with exasperstion ) his dick to guide him in.

You are no more rubbish than the next guy and to be honest, with a condom on your penis a guiding hand is essential.

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^^^^ what he said  :cool:

 

i hope you were referring to vaginal insertion. if its for oral then there's no hope  :eek:

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^^^^ what he said  :cool:

 

i hope you were referring to vaginal insertion. if its for oral then there's no hope  :eek:

 

+1  :D

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I bet most of us need a guiding hand from time to time. It would be a miracle of nature if we were to be  right all the time. That's a woman's prerogative! :lol:

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On the odd occasion I've managed to score the goal without any assiatance from my hand.  Most time I've got to guide the missile to it's target manually but if I'm lazy I let the lady do it.  HTH

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Being mainly a missionary man I find I can hit the target without any guidance from the hand - doggie can be trickier of course!

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Depends on the position - Cowgirl I leave it to her to do the guiding, I like watching :)

Doggy I'm fine with,

Missionary can be a bit hit or miss!!

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BigM, I am not certain why you felt the need to apologise. I have just had my breakfast and wondered whether I should open this thread. Certainly nothing you need to apologise for on this board.

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Burty and the Happy Punter completely contradict each other, which suggests there may be a problem.

 

I don't know what modern sex education is like (we had none in my day) but obviously the very sad reality that much too young children can see so much porn means the mechanical basics (and their extreme variations in technique and etiquette) make the anatomical realities plain to see.

 

But for us oldies the likelihood from pictures was that the entrance was at the front, which pubic hair did nothing to help clarify.

 

For some of us, to find that the entrance was right next to the bum exit was a revelation.and it may be this that explains some lack of sat-nav accuracy of where to point oneself.

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When they have long finger nails and can't wait to get you in it can be painful..... :(

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In a nutshell..yes, a lot of cock bobbing occurs and a gentle hand to guide eases frustrations. Especially when the bobbing cock is not as firm as it was 20 years back. Plus  guys with hard ons like granite need it too as often their willys are smacking their belly so it needs to be manoeuvred down a bit or it would never get in. 

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Ha ha, what is interesting is that when a guy tries to seduce me he always takes matters on his own hands and finds his way in and I kind of enjoy the situation: from trying to buy me a drink and me not being interested as I am not a drinker really, to some telling me how big they are.... and if they are lucky to raise my interest allowing them to peel off my clothes and do the rest of the stuff.

 

In this business it looks like I have to do all the seduction and guidance myself.......... most of the time  :D

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In a nutshell..yes, a lot of cock bobbing occurs and a gentle hand to guide eases frustrations. Especially when the bobbing cock is not as firm as it was 20 years back. Plus  guys with hard ons like granite need it too as often their willys are smacking their belly so it needs to be manoeuvred down a bit or it would never get in. 

 

Ah Me !  Those were the days  :D  ( he said wistfully  :( )

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When they have long finger nails and can't wait to get you in it can be painful..... :(

Long nails shouldn't be anywhere near a condom.

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Burty and the Happy Punter completely contradict each other, which suggests there may be a problem.

 

I don't know what modern sex education is like (we had none in my day) but obviously the very sad reality that much too young children can see so much porn means the mechanical basics (and their extreme variations in technique and etiquette) make the anatomical realities plain to see.

 

But for us oldies the likelihood from pictures was that the entrance was at the front, which pubic hair did nothing to help clarify.

 

For some of us, to find that the entrance was right next to the bum exit was a revelation.and it may be this that explains some lack of sat-nav accuracy of where to point oneself.

Yes I noticed that - can only speak as I find - missionary is just fine from a hitting the target point of view - and given the graphic nature of this thread :) ) I would say coming into land is something I take my time over - slowly slowly catch the monkey etc  - got to be honest rarely do doggie and have found it rather hit and miss and definitely have need some guidance and a helping hand - funny how were different I guess.

But and this may be a factor I get a lot more excited by the doggie position whereas missionary is my fav and so maybe must more relaxed and able to focus.

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Long nails shouldn't be anywhere near a condom.

 

You're right of course Strawberry and I guess I mostly go back to 'civvy' times with my recollections. I'm still a novice when it comes to escorts and condom use.

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Long nails shouldn't be anywhere near a condom.

Are short screws OK?

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I find it a big turn on when the lady handles my willy and directs it in!

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Related to what Annabelle said, I was with a girl the other day who let me struggle to find the entrance.  I'm thinking "what is this a date?"  (This was just part of the poor service)

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I find it a big turn on when the lady handles my willy and directs it in!

 

Having regard to your name, do they hold it between their thumb and forefinger while directing it in?

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Having regard to your name, do they hold it between their thumb and forefinger while directing it in?

No I bet they use a mole wrench!

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Paul has an obsession with his tool box :P

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Related to what Annabelle said, I was with a girl the other day who let me struggle to find the entrance.  I'm thinking "what is this a date?"  (This was just part of the poor service)

 

If she was an escort 'on the job' then indeed was a poor service...... you, unlucky fella  :)

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Paul has an obsession with his tool box :P

I'm not so bothered about the box as I am about my tool!

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