worldpunter

The Boom Boom Or Bust Bangkok Trip Report .

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    Halfway to Paradise  , ................ Billy Fury  ,

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    worldpunter looked around , all he could see was sand . Sand and aeroplanes .   From the east to the west , great land masses of nothingness covered in sand .

 

    He was in the transit lounge at Abu Dahbi airport  , seven hours into his travel to Thailand with six and a half hours to go after a tiresome layover .  Why the fcuk did he book these cheap flights anyway ?  he thought , just to save a couple of hundred quid , then remembered  £200 equals 10,000 thai baht and that buys a lot of pussy .

 

    He felt overdressed , with his shiny summer suit when all around the arabs wore long white dresses with heads covered with tea towels .   

 

     It was hot , the temperature 30 degrees inside the coffee shop where he sat sipping his ice cold overpriced rip off coffee , his eyes fixed on a thai girl seated nearby wondering when was the last time she had sex and thinking he could update that for her without stepping out of his trousers .

 

   She didn't appear interested in him though. Better to try to have a sleep he concluded , pulling his hat down over his eyes and adjusting his trousers to make his dick look bigger just in case she glanced his way  , and anyway  , in about 8 hours he would be walking down Sukhumvit with a big smile on his face ...........

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Look forward to your postings... will be out that way myself next month  :)

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Here we go:  four months of vicarious hedonism! 

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He's taken the vicar with him? ?? A cunning plot to wallow in sin and get instant redemption. One can only imagine World Punters heaven status.. " Out....out....out, no back in again.....out. ..out..hang on back in again..... . .NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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 Street Fighting Man  ,..................The Rolling Stones  ,

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    One hour before landing worldpunter thought he was about to witness his first in -flight -fight -entertainment .   A few rows back a German lady lost her cool and rounded on the A-rab couple seated behind with their squarking child  .

 

    Shaking the seat back violently she went into a rant about how the mother should get up and walk around the cabin to quieten the baby .   The father , built like a brick shit house ,stood up and told the German lady to lay off his wife .

 

   A flight attendant lady came over to see what all the fuss was about . The German lady was shouting abuse . The flight attendant girl called over a male steward to help calm things .

 

   The German lady was offered another seat [ funny , because the flight was full ]  she refused saying why should she move when the fault was with the A-rab couple .

 

   Another Muslim guy laid a towel out on the floor by the emergency exit door and got on his knees to pray .  An English guy told worldpunter it happens all the time and the back seat screens even shows the direction of Mecca .

 

      worldpunter , made a dash to go hide in the toilet ...........

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Your travel agent must have a great sense of humour!  Did you enjoy your stopovers in Medina and Mecca? :ph34r:

 

I highly recommend the EVA direct flights next time

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WP:  Is it true that at meal times, they give all the economy passengers begging bowls and send them up to first class?

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You have already been there 3-4 days and we have yet to get the first blow-by-blow report.  Are you still getting your feet under the bar counter?

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EVA, front of the bus, only way to go. I love the pre-flight waiting area in Heathrow...full of holidaymakers, thai students and then you lot, bunch of geezers on their own looking at their shoes. Cracks me up everytime. ;)

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EVA, front of the bus, only way to go. I love the pre-flight waiting area in Heathrow...full of holidaymakers, thai students and then you lot, bunch of geezers on their own looking at their shoes. Cracks me up everytime. ;)

 

Sandals, please! :P

 

Five weeks, and counting.

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EVA, front of the bus, only way to go. I love the pre-flight waiting area in Heathrow...full of holidaymakers, thai students and then you lot, bunch of geezers on their own looking at their shoes. Cracks me up everytime. ;)

 

If your flying economy like some of us they pack the mongers in 3 to a row and the average Pattaya or Sukhumvit bound geezer is typically not small, can be a bit of a crush, unless youre lucky and end up beside some thai students.

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   You Better Move On  , ...............   The Rolling Stones  ,  

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    worldpunter tried his best to take off her red silk panties as she leaned forward into him on the barstool .

 

    "  no cannot  , not inside  ,go hotel  , can do  "   , she protested .

 

   Well if you can't get a shag inside a bar called   " Bar Shag " on Soi 20   , where else should he try  ?  .

 

    As she played with his cock and he massaged her pussy she called for another drink . The bargirl's answer to everything . Let's have another drink .

 

    She had big fat legs , the ones that rub together at the top and the heat and sweat made worldpunters fingers wet  . She was shaven also, he could see that as he pulled her panties out at the front and looked into them .

 

   worldpunter wanted to taste the sweat and pussy juice but had to decide if she was worth a 600 barfine with a 2,000 baht short time add on .

 

        He decided not to take her . What if someone recognised him walking up the soi with a fat , overweight bra busting bargirl  ?

 

    Better to move on to another bar  , and with that thought in his head , he asked for his bill  ............

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Yeah 2k short time for a fat bargirl, overpriced pussy.

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 Secret Love   , .......... Doris Day  ,

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   .... and he moved on to  " The Top Secret  " bar further in the Soi . Upon walking in  a girl came running at him from the far side of the room  and clasped her hands behind his neck and hugged him like he was her long lost lover  .

 

   And he was . For this was a girl he had banged a couple of times last winter now working in another bar.

 

   After 3 drinks she asked him to take her out to eat and go short time after .  2,000 baht  with a 600 barfine  .

 

    It didn't take worldpunter long to decide that's not what he wanted right now , because if she was working this bar , he could now go back to her previous bar and make a move onto her friend a LB .

 

     So off he went .........

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:lol:  :ph34r:

 

Looks like Xmas is cumming early for the Portable Radio community. Word will be getting around, and they will all be out there with their little mirrors.

 

Not holding my breath for a whole lotta pussy on this thread . . .

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   Won't Get Fooled Again , .................... The Who  , 

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    It would have been better if she hadn't told him , and he never asked her , but when the massage lady mentioned to worldpunter that she was 56 years old , it was all downhill from that moment .

 

    Inside the half light of the massage room she could have passed for 10 years younger but when the truth hit him his cock was losing interest .

 

    worldpunter was in a shop on Soi 24 doing just what Tiggy told him trying to get his balls rolling .   This was Nuch massage , Tel. 02 259 6294  opposite Emporium

 

       The old lady was rolling worldpunters balls around with both her hands and he was trying to concentrate .

 

    The guy behind the curtain on the next bed had the best idea  . He was talking to his gf on his mobile while he got jerked off . The two massage ladies joked about it after he shot his bolt and went into the shower.

 

   worldpunter didn't have a gf . Only a photo of one and then he was not sure if she was  a boy or a girl and she never picked up his calls anyway . So he just had to close his eyes and think of Thailand .

 

    This was a  " will she won't she  ?  "  straight massage shop which is always a bit exciting not knowing if she will or she won't , but this being BKK of course there are more wills than won'ts , even though the army have these shops in the radar now with the military rule and stuff .

 

     worldpunter eventually shot his sperm onto the back of the lady's hand, then she slipped away to wash her hands leaving him to lay back thinking there were better ways to let go of 1100 baht , 500 usual tip for a hand job, 600 for 90 minutes oil massage  .

 

      He just wished , just this once  , she had lied to him and told him she was 36 not 56 .

 

      You just can't win  , can you  ?  ..........

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In the words of D'ream. Things can only get better.

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In the words of D'ream. Things can only get better.

 

 

:D The Rodney Dangerfield of lower Sukhumvit! :ph34r:

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To use the words of another esteemed member of our community:  "wallowing in depravity".  

 

But he used it in a much more enviable situation….

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Oddly, when I cannot sleep I fantasise about travelling to Thailand. By the time I have got flight details, taxied to resorts, booked the hotel, worked out what to do when not shagging I am away in the land of Nod..

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Mr.L:  I always look forward to your posts.  Your advice is of great value.  I fell asleep while reading it.

 

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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   Can't get it out of my head ,............. Electric Light Orchestra  , 

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       it's all about attitude thought worldpunter , not the girls attitude but his attitude .   So far this trip , 2 weeks in and no real sex [ not counting the HJ in the massage shop ]

 

      Last night he refused yet another one who was all about the money , pushy and below standard  .   He was feeling quite good about himself actually as he was now able to refuse temptation and spent more time drinking with friends than walking hand in hand back to the short time rooms of Soi 4 

 

     The quality of the ladies on offer here in Bangkok is lower than last winter , the best ones taken quickly . Other beauties show no interest in old dogs like worldpunter and hold out for the japanese yen carrying tourist .

 

     BUT...... there was one who caught worldpunter's eye , a young  , soon to be 21 year old , hidden away in a pool bar on a side street off Nana .  This one caught his eye and stuck in his mind  , so much so  , that he had checked her out  and mailed her photo back to London to be approved by known asian specialists of both sexes .

 

      She would have to wait though as tomorrow he was off to relax in the sun and the sand  .

 

     Tomorrow he was off to Pattaya ...........

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 Born To Be Wild ,............ Steppenwolf  , 

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     There must be less painful ways to end your life , thought worldpunter as he held on tightly sitting on the back of a motosike which was being driven by a half drunk Beach Road whore .

 

     They were speeding up Soi  ?? and heading out to the darkside where she had suggested they could drink whiskey until 5 am and listen to Isaan karaoke at a fixed price of 1,099 baht with mixers thrown in for free .

 

       Every time they crossed an intersection she motioned to worldpunter to get off and walk a little and she would pick him up around the lights as the police checks were many and worldpunter , in his moment of madness , didn't have a helmet . That meant a on the spot fine if nabbed  .

 

         She was a hopeless driver , even though she had claimed to have rode down from BKK only 10 days ago to begin a career whoring , after leaving her job in Suvarnabhumi checking in commercial packages .

 

     So she was new to Beach Road  , so she said  , and new to whoring ,  but worldpunter didn't believe any of it after they got back to the hotel room and she stripped and offered him her arse .

 

     "  fcuk my arse  "   , she said leaning forward pushing her bum in the air and watched TV while worldpunter plunged his tongue into her arsehole in excitment after seeing she had a full bush around her pussy .  She was prepared to go BB but worldpunter slipped on a condom before easing his cock into her open bum .  She took it without any bother , another pointer that she wasn't new to the business .

 

      This was a 800 baht ST that run into 2,000 overnite  . They left the bar together around 3 am with one of the waiters begging her not to get back on the bike and taking the keys off her .

 

      He called over a motosike taxi and then they were 3 on the bike speeding back to worldpunters hotel . Back in the room she wasn't ready to sleep , playing music on her phone , singing in worldpunter's ear and going out to the 7 to get food at 4.30 am 

 

    worldpunter was happy to see her leave the next day , only to get a call from her  , later that day  to say  ,

 

     " why you no call me  ?  what you do now  ?  you want to short time me again ?   I wait for you darling  "   ,

 

   worldpunter said ok , maybe I come along to see you later , but must go to shop for a helmet first  ...................

 

    Shopping List 

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      more condoms .....

 

    motosike  helmet  ....

 

 Re- stock fridge  .....

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"My candle burns both ends, it will not last the night . But ah, my foes and oh my friends, it casts a gaudy light!"

One lives in awesome fascination as to whether or not Workdpunter will survive to use his return flight ticket

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Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? 
You been out ridin' fences for so long now 
Oh, you're a hard one 
I know that you got your reasons 
These things that are pleasin' you 
Can hurt you somehow 

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