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Has anyone thought of calliing the local trading standards officer, when a product or service falls short of the advertisement?

Size 8 turns out to be 12-14

DFK turns out to be a peck on the cheek

Deep throat becomes a lick

Etc. etc.

Just a joke, but it would be interesting.

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Yeah, right. I'll do the same next time a guy tells me he "had a shower half an hour ago", when it's sadly really obvious he last had a good scrub around Easter.

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Has anyone thought of calliing the local trading standards officer, when a product or service falls short of the advertisement?

 

 

This guy called the police instead:

 

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/crime/2013/06/14/punter-complained-to-west-midlands-police-about-prostitutes-looks/

 

 

Punter complains to West Midlands Police about prostitute's looks - listen to 999 call

 

A man dialled 999 to complain to West Midlands Police about the quality of a prostitute in the West Midlands.

 
 

"The man contacted officers saying the prostitute should have action taken against her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act for "making herself out to be better looking than she was".

 

Officers advised the man that public solicitation of sex was illegal and have now sent him a warning letter.

 

West Midlands Police spokesman Lee Page said: "We had a call on Tuesday at about 7.30pm. The caller said he had arranged to meet a prostitute outside a hotel and he did not like the look of her.

 

"He said she made herself out to be better than she was.

 

"When he took issue with this she took his car keys, ran out of the car and then threw them back at him."

 

Mr Page said the caller originally refused to give his name but inquiries had enabled officers to locate him.

 

The man has now been sent a letter. Officers have not revealed where the hotel where he met her was.

Solihull Police, who investigated the matter, took to Twitter to reveal details of the bizarre case.

 

The act of prostitution is not in itself illegal, but various laws criminalise activities around it.

 

The 1956 Sexual Offences Act bans running a brothel and it is against the law to loiter or solicit sex on the street.

 

Adverts placed in phone boxes have been banned since 2001. There are also general laws on public nuisance and decency which can be used to target the sex trade.

 

The man's initial 999 call was terminated within a few minutes in order to free up the emergency line, with a follow up call then made to the man by Sgt Jerome Moran at Solihull police station.

 

During the second call, a recording of which has not been released, he told the officer that he wanted to report the woman for breaching the Sale of Goods Act.

 

Sgt Moran said: "It was unbelievable; he genuinely believed he had done nothing wrong and that the woman should have been investigated by police for misrepresentation.

 

"I told him that she'd not committed any offences and that it was his actions, in soliciting for sex, that were in fact illegal. Unhappy with the response, he then insisted on coming down to the police station to debate the matter.

 

"Although he refused to give me his details following our conversation, I was able to identify him and have since sent him a letter warning him about his actions.

 

"We recognise that prostitution often involves the exploitation of some very vulnerable members of the community and we will actively pursue those who seek to exploit that vulnerability."

 

Sgt Moran added: "We take around 1,500 999 calls each day and more than 90 per cent of those are answered within 10 seconds but each call often takes minutes to deal with, as staff have to clarify the situation. It might not sound like much but, if someone is trying to get through to report a genuine life or death emergency, then a minute is a very long time to wait.

 

"On this occasion the man in question was given a warning, but wasting police time is a serious offence and carries a maximum sentence of six months imprisonment next time he may not be so lucky."

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If she's not the size that's stated/portrayed in the photos then it's your choice whether or not to proceed.

With regards to the service not being provided as advertised then either she's not a very reliable escort, or the client has offended by turning up with shoddy oral hygiene or an offensive cheesy willy.

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Yeah, right. I'll do the same next time a guy tells me he "had a shower half an hour ago", when it's sadly really obvious he last had a good scrub around Easter.

 

 

   Not the same thing as the guy is not selling services . 

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Sadly there are agencies and indies out there who do misrepresent themselves.  I can think of a NE agency who Photoshop their girls photos to give them a better figure, quote unlikely statistics ans knock 5 years off a girl's age. 

Some indies do the same although I think in recent years most girls have realised that all ages have their fan base so a 43 year old claiming to be 38 is not going to gain any clients.

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I remember seeing a letter from a prostitute to a public health officer she was reporting a client who she had refused sex with due to his skin condition. He had turned up in a supermarket uniform and she did not think he should be handling food.

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   Not the same thing as the guy is not selling services . 

Well it is really as if a guy says he doesnt need a shower then it turns out he has smelly genitals it is probably the reason some of them DONT get the services advertised therefore its as likely his own fault as the girls. 

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I remember seeing a letter from a prostitute to a public health officer she was reporting a client who she had refused sex with due to his skin condition. He had turned up in a supermarket uniform and she did not think he should be handling food.

In Germany (i believe its germany, may be austria) its actaully against the law for a punter to present himself for a booking with symptoms of certain STI,s and the girls can and DO call he police when this happens. I really fail to understand why guys assume that its all the girls responsibility to provide their services despite the state some of them arrive in. I have had very presentable guys, all suited up, smelling nice, 15 minutes of snogging and fanny licking later we get to take our clothes off and once his pants are removed the waft reaches my nose. Luckily most guys are not like that but Ill bet the ones who are constantly complaining that most of the girls they see dont provide the services advertised should probably look to themselves for the real reason. I find it odd that a small group of guys can all see the same ladies yet most have a fab time with all and a few "dont get the services advertised" 

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Not the same thing as the guy is not selling services .

That is a valid comment. Misrepresentation nevertheless, and I felt the OP was simply trying to make the point that sex workers lie in order to encourage clients to book. Hard to deny, in my case. I use a mixture of photoshopped images and unedited ones. I also have a make-up artist for photo shoots, who makes me more glamorous than I look in day to day life. I don't usually spend an hour doing my face and hair - I have neither the time, nor the skill or inclination. So, yes, I'm definitely misrepresenting myself. Sue me....

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I am in total agreement with the girls here. It is also the customers responsibility to present himself in a clean and hygienic condition, or ask to take a shower and use some mouthwash. Few of us wish to be intimate with smelly parts of the others bodies.

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Has anyone thought of calliing the local trading standards officer, when a product or service falls short of the advertisement?

Size 8 turns out to be 12-14

DFK turns out to be a peck on the cheek

Deep throat becomes a lick

Etc. etc.

Just a joke, but it would be interesting.

 

I heard most of the guys will run away if the girl is described as being hour glass, yet they discover she is rather large.

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I heard most of the guys will run away if the girl is described as being hour glass, yet they discover she is rather large.

Hourglass is a shape not a dress size

 

Pear shaped is a shape not a dress size

 

ETC

 

i.e. you can be hour glass but still of a large size if you have a small waist to hip ratio...thats what makes the hourglass shape

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The hourglass shape is more or less symmetrical from shoulder to crutch. ie that the boobs match the bum in scale and shape.

 if the wg does a hand stand you will see more or less the same shape.

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The hourglass shape is more or less symmetrical from shoulder to crutch. ie that the boobs match the bum in scale and shape.

 if the wg does a hand stand you will see more or less the same shape.

 

If she's got no knickers on then you might see more than that.

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Maybe I'll do the same with all the guys that take 5-10 years off their age to book me then admit it when in the hotel.

It works both ways, I don't agree with lying it's pointless. I certainly don't do it myself, the only thing on my profile that isn't real is my name everything else is all genuine.

I certainly would not be giving OWO or DFK to a man with poor hygiene! :/

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If this was the case the owners of Annabellas would be raided by trading standards everyweek :D

One day when this becomes legal I can see it going this way lol!!

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Maybe I'll do the same with all the guys that take 5-10 years off their age to book me then admit it when in the hotel.

It works both ways, I don't agree with lying it's pointless. I certainly don't do it myself, the only thing on my profile that isn't real is my name everything else is all genuine.

I certainly would not be giving OWO or DFK to a man with poor hygiene! :/

I salute you this is how it should be, only hygiene should influence services. Please have a word/training session with your colleagues at the big mk parlours

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I salute you this is how it should be, only hygiene should influence services. Please have a word/training session with your colleagues at the big mk parlours

If I lived in MK I would! Haha.

Poor hygiene offends me so much luckily I have had less than a handful of smelly punters. It's really as simple as soap and water! X

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If she's got no knickers on then you might see more than that.

Quality!!!

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The hourglass shape is more or less symmetrical from shoulder to crutch. ie that the boobs match the bum in scale and shape.

 if the wg does a hand stand you will see more or less the same shape.

she needs a small waist to be  hourglass regardless of how wide the shoulders, big the boobs, wide the hips, its that tiny waist in comparison that makes the shape. You are correct though, the boobs need to be biggish but its about the shoulders also, if the shoulders are narrower  than the hips then it is a pear shape regardless of how big or small the boobs are

 

It doesnt really matter does it, we are all beautiful in our own way even..

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I salute you this is how it should be, only hygiene should influence services. Please have a word/training session with your colleagues at the big mk parlours

You know you really shouldnt judge an entire parlour by a few girls. Its quite insulting to the many ladies who work there and have worked there over the years and who offer and offered a good service. I worked in those very parlours, annas, make, hod for several years. I know what goes on behind the scenes and if you think for one second that they approve of girls faking services then you need your noggin read. I ran one for a couple of years also, the simple fact is that some services are at discretion and its the girls discretion. If she offers it to some and not others then thats down to the girl not the parlour. You should read the reviews of the girls you want to see, if she has some negatives and you still see her then thats the risk you are choosing to take. If you don want to risk it...book a different girl. 

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If this was the case the owners of Annabellas would be raided by trading standards everyweek :D

One day when this becomes legal I can see it going this way lol!!

really,in that case why dont you just book the girls that you can see twit pics of then. 

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There's an aspect to this that I find both interesting and slightly disturbing and that's the number of guys who appear to punt in pursuit of a specific "service".  It seems desperate, though not unusual, that the crux of an encounter would be something like OWO and the availability (or not) of that one service would make or break a punt.  If this is true, "poor girls" would be my conclusion.

 

I have to say -- at the risk of sounding horribly fluffy -- that I want to punt with nice girls, end of.  There is no service I care remotely about; only that I have good company with a girl I find attractive.  I can scarcely remember any punt that I've not been offered OWO (I don't really read what services are offered on girls profiles because I don't much care, so I have no idea whether this is usual or unusual) and my response is usually "do whichever you're comfortable with" (with, or without).  Surely if the girl's good fun and enjoyable to be with, the rest is irrelevant?  

 

Obviously not.  I have to say, though, that this service obsession mystifies me.

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really,in that case why dont you just book the girls that you can see twit pics of then. 

I am an older punter who fails to understand the term "twit pics" please can you explain.I am sure I am not alone! :wub:

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