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Are The Ladies Picturing Who's Going To Turn Up If They Have Never Met Punter.

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Quick question to the ladies. Once you've had someone on the phone, do you wonder what he looks like or do you just see who turns up at your door? Are you secretly hopping for George Clooney with a cup of nespresso?

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To be honest no, nothing like  a sex bomb to make you feel inadequate when naked . 

 

What I hope and dream for every time I text my apartment number to a new guy is nice breath, nice manners, clean body, isnt jab (the ladies know what I mean) knows how to follow directions (to the front door) and doesnt feel the need to phone from outside my door to shout "HI, CHLOE?? GOT AN APPOINTMENT AT 3PM, IM HERE, IM OUTSIDE ****** IS THIS THE RIGHT PLACE??" ..oh yes..and that he has the cash

 

Saying that though, a cup of nespresso wouldnt be most welcome

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Nope. I just hope is not an axe murderer. 

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Nope. I just hope is not an axe murderer. 

Whenever I visit an escort for the first time I make very certain that my axe is hidden in my trousers!! All joking aside, I do feel that escorts are vulnerable so when I ring the bell/knock on the door, I stand well back so they can see what an ugly mug I am before they open the door. It's only fair!

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Unlike Chloe I have no problem with sex bombs... :D but otherwise concur - just hope they've been honest about their age etc., are clean and smell nice, polite, respectful and don't spring any surprise requests on me!

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Whenever I visit an escort for the first time I make very certain that my axe is hidden in my trousers!! 

 

Ah, so that's why so many of the girls we meet have an axe wound?  You've been around a bit, eh? :-)

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Like PP I try to be considerate to SPs with the initial impression, not at all too forward and early on, like two steps in the room, I start apologising for being so old and ugly.

 

 

Works a treat  :P

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Like PP I try to be considerate to SPs with the initial impression, not at all too forward and early on, like two steps in the room, I start apologising for being so old and ugly.

 

 

Works a treat  :P

They already know how old I am as I invariably mention my age. I don't mention the uglyness but yours seems a good opening line to me! ;)

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I always try and picture what they will be like from their voice!! Is it only me?

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I always try and picture what they will be like from their voice!! Is it only me?

Nope, joking aside, I do often have an idea in my head what they'll be like- sometimes right, sometimes totally wrong! Have to stop myself saying  Gosh! You're not what I expected'

 

Like Chloe I'm a bit intimidated by the really really good looking buff ones! 

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I always try and picture what they will be like from their voice!! Is it only me?

how good are you at it tho?  do you still get massive surprises?

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Nope. I just hope is not an axe murderer. 

is that an axe in your pocket are are you pleased to see me?

 

or is it a chopper? :)

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I've given up trying to work out what someone may look like before they turn up, I'm not bothered about people's looks. Like Chloe I just hope they're clean, polite and have the right cash. Oh and hope they can comfortably climb the stairs to my flat!

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I remember when i phoned up to book to see my new lady, and chatted with her on the phone, she got a bit of a shock, when a chinese man turned up on her doorstep with perfect english, looking at her, she was quite stunned :lol:

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I do sometimes think about what the client looks like before meeting!

To be really honest I prefer the "not so" good looking and more average clients, I feel more comfortable with them.

I've had a few hot guys book me who I would go for in Civvy land, and boy did it make me nervous and uneasy and I'm not one to be nervous!

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I stopped wondering what a new lover might look like years ago. In this game you learn very quickly that looks are neither here nor there.

 

Whether you are drop dead gorgeous, or have a face only a mother could love [one of my favourite regulars says that about himself!], it all boils down to the click factor. If the chemistry is right, there is no turning back!

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From a punter's perspective I try to not build my hopes up too much, I've only seen a pic of one wg before we met and I'd never have recognised her anyway as she looked so different. That said, I've honestly yet to be disappointed, I seem to have a permanent bruise on my chin from when my jaw keeps dropping to the floor...

I also have a terrible memory for faces so the jaw dropping often happens even with wg's I've seen lots of times ;)

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"To be honest no, nothing like  a sex bomb to make you feel inadequate when naked."

Would it be okay if it was Rick Moralis lookalike?

 

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I've given up trying to work out what someone may look like before they turn up, I'm not bothered about people's looks. Like Chloe I just hope they're clean, polite and have the right cash. Oh and hope they can comfortably climb the stairs to my flat!

 

Same for me with looks and stairs. Sometimes when a greek god turns up I feel like it's Christmas (oh, wait...) :D

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how good are you at it tho?  do you still get massive surprises?

 

Interesting that you ask this question: I became rather good at understanding one's background from the way he writes, the way he projects his voice, his requests etc.  Rarely I have surprises but I love it when somebody proves me wrong....... hence I know there is so much more to learn.  

 

I have never been a fan of George Clooney but there are some more gorgeous guys out there and what a great surprise you have when you discover they are equally naughty.

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