Chloe Kisses

Turning A Client Away

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Okay, this doesnt happen often but I had to ask someone to leave today. He said he was 23, younger than my usual age limit but was extremely polite so made an allowance. He arrived and looked about 15 but had his car keys clamped in his hand. Took him to the bedroom feeling a increasingly unsure but gave him kiss and felt bumfluff. I just had to stop RIGHT there. Looking 15 and feeling 15 too..??. I had asked him for ID but he said he didnt have any on him. 

 

I had to explain that I didnt feel comfortable because of the age he looked and he left. I feel bad but not as bad as Id feel if I discovered one day that I had sex with someone under 18.

 

He went back to his car whilst making a phone call and has been sitting in his car for the last 15 minutes,who's he waiting for Im wondering. Is it REALLY his car? Can he even drive? Is he even 18 which I assumed from the car keys but if he is waiting for someone then perhaps he really a lot younger.

 

I have a feeling my pit of stomach just served me very well. 

 

So..ladies,when was the last time you turned someone away and why?

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Only once when a very cheeky man with horrendous halitosis tried to pay by cheque.  

 

I later found out that he had duped a couple of other ladies who realised too late that their cheques bounced.

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Very rarely - thankfully my senses are pretty good.

I got a phone call from a client and got bad vibes as he was abrupt on the phone asking 'What size are you?' 'How old are you?' 'What bra size are you?'. I already noted him down in my mind not to see. He finished with I will give you a call when I am in Bedford. No booking was made.

Did a booking and when I finished I had a voicemail saying he was in Bedford and where was I. I thought bummer but let him know where I was. Came in and the vibe of him was wrong. In the bedroom and he asked the same questions as on the phone and looked me up and down. Said lift your dress up so I can have a look. I refused and he took out £60 and held it out saying that is all he had.

I opened the bedroom door and asked him to leave saying manners costs nothing in life. He lifted his arm and was aiming a punch. I was lucky as there were two other girls in the flat and they laughed at that moment. He looked completely taken aback and ran out. My worst experience by far.

Others I have asked to leave have been mainly clients showing up with £40 hoping I would accept it since they were already there.

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Well he sat in that car for the full half an hour that he was meant to be with me till I noticed it had suddenly disappeared. I then watched it drive past my window with  a different guy at the wheel. I suspect this was son and dad or two work mates both set off for a lunchtime shag but Im so glad I didnt go through with it. The fact that he had someone else's car keys clutched in his hand to me proves that he knew he didnt look old enough, the fact that he didnt bring his ID says to me that it would have made sure he was turned away faster possibly even

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On the phone I turn guys away all the time, for all sorts of reasons I won't go into.

I turned a youth away on the door step once. Sounded fine on the phone, but when he showed up he was a teenager, skate board under one arm, can of Red Bull in the other hand, and back to front baseball cap. Just looked like a kid to me, and it felt all wrong.

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On the phone I turn guys away all the time, for all sorts of reasons I won't go into.

I turned a youth away on the door step once. Sounded fine on the phone, but when he showed up he was a teenager, skate board under one arm, can of Red Bull in the other hand, and back to front baseball cap. Just looked like a kid to me, and it felt all wrong.

That was me!!! :lol:

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I turn them down on the phone all the time, so usually they are all right when they actually show. As the other women will agree with me I'm sure, the phone call is really vital for sniffing out undesirables! 

 

My refusal was a guy who said he'd pay afterwards and tried to convince me he ALWAYS paid escorts afterwards. After I insisted I wanted money up front he then went through some charade of checking his pockets for his wallet and claimed to have forgotten it. Told him to piss off then and tbh he was such a dick had he had the money I'd probably have sent him on his way for being so rude anyway.

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Well he sat in that car for the full half an hour that he was meant to be with me till I noticed it had suddenly disappeared. I then watched it drive past my window with  a different guy at the wheel. I suspect this was son and dad or two work mates both set off for a lunchtime shag but Im so glad I didnt go through with it. The fact that he had someone else's car keys clutched in his hand to me proves that he knew he didnt look old enough, the fact that he didnt bring his ID says to me that it would have made sure he was turned away faster possibly even

 

Sounds like a dad and son out shopping in MK and son didn't know how to spend his Xmas money.  Dad obviously suggested that he used his Xmas vouchers for an experience in life skills! ^_^

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I've turned many guys down on the phone, I usually have a good gut instinct and can tell who's a timewaster in a few seconds.

Although when I was newer I had a few try pay after the deed or the "I only have this much" why do they even bother do it?

When I was touring and was doing hotel incalls I turned away three guys for the same thing, each one lied about their age I'm very strict on my age limit I don't have an upper age limit but I do have a lower age limit and these guys lied to see me then when in the room all three were like "Actually I'm this age I lied because I really wanted to see you"

I detest liars so turned them away!

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On the phone I turn guys away all the time, for all sorts of reasons I won't go into.

I turned a youth away on the door step once. Sounded fine on the phone, but when he showed up he was a teenager, skate board under one arm, can of Red Bull in the other hand, and back to front baseball cap. Just looked like a kid to me, and it felt all wrong.

It could have been worse............. he could have arrived on Heelys!

 

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On the phone I turn guys away all the time, for all sorts of reasons I won't go into.

I turned a youth away on the door step once. Sounded fine on the phone, but when he showed up he was a teenager, skate board under one arm, can of Red Bull in the other hand, and back to front baseball cap. Just looked like a kid to me, and it felt all wrong.

 

Although doesn't Red Bull give you wings so if he had offered you some you could have both been floating on cloud 9! 

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Just wait until he gets back to school and boasts to all his mates, you poor lasses will be knee deep in car key jangling boyos!!!!!

Reminds me of my misspent youth and the lies we told kandlords to get served beer.

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Well he sat in that car for the full half an hour that he was meant to be with me till I noticed it had suddenly disappeared. I then watched it drive past my window with  a different guy at the wheel. I suspect this was son and dad or two work mates both set off for a lunchtime shag but Im so glad I didnt go through with it. The fact that he had someone else's car keys clutched in his hand to me proves that he knew he didnt look old enough, the fact that he didnt bring his ID says to me that it would have made sure he was turned away faster possibly even

 

 

Was the MK Chamber of Commerce sponsoring a WG....Father/Son  promotion to increase clients for area WGs ?

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HAHA, this post made me laugh and made me hark back my young days when i first started seeing WG's.

 

My first ever punt, i was around 19/20ish and I was such a horny, impatient young thing. I rang up a parlour from the local paper, literally around the corner from my Grandma's house. Ha! On my way home from my Gran's, one day, I made a very tentative visit to this parlour in a house. An old lady with a fag in her gob opened the door and frightened the life outta me, she gave me such a look and I also thought 'Shit!' she might be the woman! :eek:  

 

I looked really young for my age as I've always had a baby face lol Luckily, she was the maid (PHEW!), and let me in to introduce me to a girl a few years older than me, with Strawberry blonde hair. She was nice and pretty, so decided to stay. I was so excited but bricking it too. Something so heady and memorable about those early teenage experiences with working girls. There's also something so attractive about a woman who knows what she's doing in the bedroom. I learned a lot!  :P

 

I must say the lady was great with me. She knew she was my first WG and was very warm, bubbly & happy to suck n fuck my brains out. :) I'm sure she got off on me being a toyboy too! lol

 

:D

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As an aside, in response to the above post  the best lovers are those men who had an older woman in his youth*!

 

 

* Not a scientific theory! 

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Not so much turned away, im impecably behaved but another case where the youth factor played a role. This time it was with this gorgeous milf... Blonde, peachy bum, bee stung lips, pneumatic boobs (if thats your thing). Everything was going well, so I thought, we were laughing, chatting like we'd known eachother for years and everything as flowing...but something wasnt right.

I had to stop and ask if she was ok, at no point did I feel she was taking the pee so I just wanted to be sure she was ok. Her response went something like this

"sorry, im having a great time, you seem a great guy (quite hot)...but you look like my nephew and I cant get that out my mind"

It wasnt just the visuals, what really impacted her was the jokes and the chat...she said "you even have a similar sense of humour"

I kind of saw the funny side and we just relaxed......

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You did the right thing Chloe

The car keys in the hands was definitely a work to try to make him look older

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As an aside, in response to the above post  the best lovers are those men who had an older woman in his youth*!

 

 

* Not a scientific theory! 

I am sure there is some truth in the urban rumour about fathers sending their sons to an escort for an introduction to the finer arts of sex and seduction. I wish my father had done so!!

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I am sure there is some truth in the urban rumour about fathers sending their sons to an escort for an introduction to the finer arts of sex and seduction. I wish my father had done so!!

It does happen. I have had a couple of phone calls from dads wanting to give their sons an 18th birthday they will never forget. The first one was fine when I turned him down but the second one couldnt understand it I think as he tried to explain that his son had been using escorts since he was 16...that really didnt help change my mind lol

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As an aside, in response to the above post  the best lovers are those men who had an older woman in his youth*!

 

 

* Not a scientific theory! 

I was really into older women in my youth, when I was in my teens and early twenties most of my sexual partners were in their thirties, forties and fifties, you do learn a lot more from them when it comes  to being a good lover.

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You did the right thing Chloe

The car keys in the hands was definitely a work to try to make him look older

 

Thanks Gaz, I feel the same

Just wait until he gets back to school and boasts to all his mates, you poor lasses will be knee deep in car key jangling boyos!!!!!

Reminds me of my misspent youth and the lies we told kandlords to get served beer.

Mmm yes but you didnt have social media back then did you. One comment, recorded by a mate, put onto Facebook, spotted by an adult who then calls the police and boom...the lady is in big trouble. Youthful fun can get adults into real harsh bother nowadays 

 

I've turned many guys down on the phone, 

 

 Oh I turn at least half the guys who call each day away for either gut feeling, rudeness or being too young but in actual person Ive only turned one other away in the last two years so it doesnt happen often. Thankfully my phone screening works well, probably too well and Im probably cutting off my own  nose half the time but better safe than sorry in this job.

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Just wait until he gets back to school and boasts to all his mates, you poor lasses will be knee deep in car key jangling boyos!!!!!

Reminds me of my misspent youth and the lies we told kandlords to get served beer.

 

I'm 57 and was recently discussing this with my oldest friend, we've been mates since we were 12 / 13. It's not so long since my son and his daughter turned 18 and they were really pleased they'd be able to buy booze in pubs. My mate and I were drinking in pubs from the age of 14, we stored in our heads what the correct date of birth would be and never really had a problem. The landlords and others in the pub knew we were underage, however we were tolerated as long as we behaved. It taught you a bit about how to behave when drinking, ie don't be a twat. Nowadays kids are going into licensed premises without any training in social behaviour, just so long as they're 18 they can play.

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The last time I turned someone away would be around a year ago now. He gave me some daft story about how it feels more like a girlfriend experience if he can place the envelope in my handbag. I said I wouldn't be presenting him with my handbag, but he was welcome to place it in the drawer after he'd let me count what was inside the envelope. He handed it to me, then took it back and placed it in his jacket before going to the drawer and putting it in. He looked rather relieved when I joined him on the bed afterwards, until I leapt up a moment later and suggested I go to put it in the safe. As I pulled it out of the drawer I noticed this one was sealed and a lot thicker, surprise surprise! I said "ahh that's so nice you've clearly stuffed more money in this one, let's count it and see how much. Now I'm guessing it is money, right?" Knowing damn well it was a silly trick. He became aggressive at this point so I ushered him out with his envelope. He was shouting that I should trust him and how hurt he felt. I explained to him any angry emotions were at himself for being caught out and not getting his freebie that he was hoping for, not any wrongdoing on my part. Five minutes later he was buzzing the flat again and calling asking to come back saying he'd pay this time..fool!

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I turned away one caller during a telephone conversation because he told me he was 14!  When I absolutely refused to see him he said this...

 

'You must see me or I shall tell my mum and she won't be happy.  She'll go to the Police!'

 

I work a lot on 'gut feel' now and won't see clients who are rude or just don't seem to care.

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 Said lift your dress up so I can have a look. 

 

Sweet Jesus no. Surely not? For once, words fail me....

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