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A Starters Guide To Milton Keynes Punting

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I'm new to the Milton Keynes area.

And relatively new to punting.

I'm looking for all advice about how to get started, what to expect, best practise etc.

Having never contacted and agency or visited an escort before, I'm keen to make incall visits for an apartment visit.

As I say, I'm a complete novice so anything , even if it feels painfully obvious will be appreciated.

I guess my main questions are:

How much should I expect to spend?

I've seen a price range of £50-120.

As I'm generally low on funds, I'm keen to keep it closer to the 50 than 120.

Where should I go in Milton Keynes ?

Who is best to contact?

And how is it arranged?

Is there anything I need to say and avoid saying if calling to make an appointment?

What am I paying for?

If I pay for 30 / 60 mins, how much of that is actually allocated to action?

I'm resigned to say that I'm a guy that when excited doesn't last long at all before coming.

So can I fuck a few times during the allocated time, or is it a case of once I've come, the session is over.

If I'm booking for the time I'd be very keen to avoid the situation of having come in the first few minutes without another opportunity.

Any major do's and dont's?

One last thing, I'm not actually based in MK.

But I pass through regularly on the train and so locations / girls close to the station is important.

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I'm new to the Milton Keynes area.

And relatively new to punting.

I'm looking for all advice about how to get started, what to expect, best practise etc.

Having never contacted and agency or visited an escort before, I'm keen to make incall visits for an apartment visit.

As I say, I'm a complete novice so anything , even if it feels painfully obvious will be appreciated.

I guess my main questions are:

How much should I expect to spend?

 

whatever suits your budget

I've seen a price range of £50-120.

As I'm generally low on funds, I'm keen to keep it closer to the 50 than 120.

Where should I go in Milton Keynes ?

 

Read the reviews, decide what sort of encounter would suit you the most, decide which girls float your boat and that will narrow down where

 

 

Who is best to contact?

 

refer to above, there is no ONE best place or person, it is down to individual preference

 

 

And how is it arranged?

 

either by phone call, email or text, you will see that indies have different ways of preferred contact but most tend to prefer a phone call and the agencies you can just

pick up the phone and call them any day of the week

 

Is there anything I need to say and avoid saying if calling to make an appointment?

 

Just be polite and to the point. Try not to be embarrassed as we have heard it all before. If you have specific requests make them known at time of booking.

What am I paying for?

If I pay for 30 / 60 mins, how much of that is actually allocated to action?

 

This is all down to the individuals but it should be at least "most of it" unless you actually prefer it not to be

I'm resigned to say that I'm a guy that when excited doesn't last long at all before coming.

 

Double check then that either the lady offers a cum more than once service or if not that she will take things slowly plus check that you will get your time paid for even if you only come the once, fast, then can't cum again. Most allow guys to cum more than once and dont worry a lot of guys pop quickly, you are not alone there

So can I fuck a few times during the allocated time, or is it a case of once I've come, the session is over.

 

​See above but most offer more than one cum..double check at time of booking i.e. when you email or phone

If I'm booking for the time I'd be very keen to avoid the situation of having come in the first few minutes without another opportunity.

Any major do's and dont's?

 

Do be clean

Do be polite

Do be on time

Do notify as early as possibly if you have to cancel

Do try to have the correct fee incase there is no change available

Do have fun

 

Dont bite, scratch or stick fingers up someones bum without checking that the bum thing is fine first

Dont knock on the wrong door

Dont call from directly outside the location, if you are not sure but think you are there its better to walk a little way up the road to phone as it can be indiscreet for us if someone is calling from outside our buildin

Dont be scared of asking for a second blowjob or fuck once you have come the first time it the lady doesnt make moves of her own volition, you are allowed to ask

Dont be put off if you have a shakey first booking, try someone else

One last thing, I'm not actually based in MK.

But I pass through regularly on the train and so locations / girls close to the station is important.

 

There is the main station in the city centre and there is an agency near it, there will be ladies not so far away also, remember that its just a few minutes on the local lines to other MK smaller stations too in Bletchley or fenny stratford..there may be more but not sure

I hope this helps

 

Look at the database on here and other places for milton keynes

 

Go to the reviews section and check out all the milton keynes field reports and read the milton keynes threads. Plus just pop any queries into the search box at the top of the forum page, its almost guaranteed someone will have posted about it already somewhere on here.

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one more thing for the DO section up there

 

Do expect the same courtesy back from the ladies. Just because you are on a lower budget does not mean you should put up with low standards. 

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+1 what the lady says. She seems to know an impressively lot about it.

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The 'force' is strong in Chloe.

 

 

Take heed to her advice. Fun will be had young Bensons. 

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I would start with a perusal of as many reviews as you can find; there are plenty on here, but think about Adultwork,  and others also. One tip for searching reviews on AW is to use the "Search Field Reports" function, and search by escort name rather than simply clicking on the reviews linked to the escorts profile. This will show up reviews that the escort may which to have a restricted circulation.

 

Good luck with your quest, and don't forget to leave reviews for your fellow punters to read in due course.

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The 'force' is strong in Chloe.

 

 

 

Why thankyou  :D

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Well I was going to comment but Chloe answered superbly, definitely listen to what chloe said x

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Be kind, but be selfish.  Selfish means

-book the girl that you want, not the one that others tell you to book.  Age and fee has no relation to attractiveness or service.

-if you are nervous about arranging it with an indie at first, then start with an agency or brothel (Like annabellas :) )  If you are worried about agency, then book indie.  People on here do both - no right and wrong.

-try it once.  Ask questions here after.  Is not a competition to get it right first time. Is not a competition at all.  Is about you getting what you want (selfish), but in a nice to others way.

-remember it is legal.  Be nervous, but don't be scared shitless.

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Thanks everyone, especially Chloe.

 

Really helpful.

 

Going to have a search around online and hopefully make an initial booking some time soon.

 

Any other thoughts that people may have, do please feel free to add.

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As a relative newcomer to the scene, I would support everything said here to Bensons already and the majority of the girls would want the occasion to be relaxed and have as mutually a good time as possible (isn' t that the idea anyway......).

 

In MK, both Chloe as an indie and Annabellas as a parlour would put you at ease and provide a friendly sincere experience.  If you read reviews, consistency will be clear and in the case of Annabellas for example, both Carla and Daisy (to name but two, as would apply to others of course) have solid reputations for putting at ease and friendliness. And if you phone a parlour, it is quite possible the girl who happens to answer the phone may well recommend herself although she is unlikley to introduce herself on the phone to you. 

 

I'd also say it is important to make clear any specific wish you may have early on, unless you are happy for the girl to take the lead during what is likely to be a 30 minute exerience based on your budget (or go half as frequently, for twice as long if 30 minutes sounds too short).

 

But above all, enjoy it - it's not a job interview after all.......   :)  

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My view:

 


I'm new to the Milton Keynes area.
 

Don't worry.  Bad things can happen to anyone.

And relatively new to punting.
 

Then you'd do well to get out while you still can :-)

How much should I expect to spend?  I've seen a price range of £50-120.  As I'm generally low on funds, I'm keen to keep it closer to the 50 than 120.

 

I don't think you really need to ask this as you've already answered your own question.  As you already know, 50 quid will get you 20 minutes with a pretty girl, 120 will get you an hour, and there are a few increments in between.  As you're quite clear that your decision is based at least in part on economics, you should need no further advice.  If you want to keep to 50 quid then 20 minutes and you're in.

 

Where should I go in Milton Keynes ?

 

Milton Keynes Escorts and Annabellas are the two parlours of choice still in town -- recommended with good reason.  There are plenty of indies listed on t'other site ranging from former employees of the two aforementioned parlours who are now flying solo to touring Romanian girls generally based out of hotels.

Who is best to contact?

 

The phone numbers of any of the above if that's where the girl you want to see works.

And how is it arranged?  Is there anything I need to say and avoid saying if calling to make an appointment?
 

Not being funny, but you dial the number and say "hello, I'd like to see Samantha at 11am tomorrow.  My name is John.  I have a special request for XXXX (if you do) and I want to check she provides that service.  She does?  Great.   Could you give me the address?  See you tomorrow."  It really isn't rocket science.

What am I paying for?

 

Sexual intercourse with a female sex worker.

If I pay for 30 / 60 mins, how much of that is actually allocated to action?
 

Assuming all things are equal, it can be 100% of the time.  But treat it like real world sex with some time allocated to small talk, some to foreplay, and some to penetrative sex and you'll probably be more or less on the money.  Say, 5 minutes -- 15 minutes -- 10 minutes would be standard for me.

I'm resigned to say that I'm a guy that when excited doesn't last long at all before coming.
 

Then adjust the ratios above accordingly.

So can I fuck a few times during the allocated time, or is it a case of once I've come, the session is over.

 

If you plan on 20 minute/50 quid appointments as you claim then I really doubt you're going to be coming twice unless you're quite unusual.  But if you are able to do so, good luck to you.  In an hour, it's reasonable to expect to come more than once.  However, it is ALWAYS a good idea to ask/check in advance that this is acceptable, even though it should be.

If I'm booking for the time I'd be very keen to avoid the situation of having come in the first few minutes without another opportunity.

 

You don't sound like the dream client.  Your main preoccupation here seems like a desire to avoid being ripped off - something that you seem to almost expect to happen; generally not an attitude that leads to successful punts in my experience.

 

Any major do's and dont's?
 

Too many to list.  Chloe has already done it, anyway.

One last thing, I'm not actually based in MK.
 

Some people have all the luck.

 

But I pass through regularly on the train and so locations / girls close to the station is important.

 

Milton Keynes Escorts and certain well-known indies (although they are all pretty close.)

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Anabellas: Choose a couple of girls on the day you want to go, base it on your wants and high positive feedback to de-risk it. 

 

You can book in advance but there is a very small risk she he isn't there..you will have to confirm on the day anyway.. don't panic on the phone, the staff are fairly matter of fact, just, can I book Tina for 11am for an hr... or whatever.. Have your backup girl ready just in case your first choice is unavailable.

 

To me 15 mins is a bit of waste of time... go for 30 or 45 to really enjoy yourself with a new girl, an hr is my default there.

 

MKE is 5 mins walk from the station.. Anabellas has 3 locations, 2 are 10mins walk and I would guess the further out one is 15-20mins? There is a rank at the station and you will get an address when you re-confirm on the day( after 10am). Then its just buzz the door bell and enjoy!

 

I guess the first couple of times its a bit of sensory overload and you will let the lady lead but as you get more into it,you lead and do what you want.

 

Never had a bad vibe in MK, lots of people around and lets face it, its not that shitty compared to other towns..

 

Enjoy..

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Don't forget to ask for an URN... customer number, so you can get a discount in future... 

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Aww thankyou cookie, it's lovely to read that x

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Don't forget to ask for an URN... customer number, so you can get a discount in future... 

Then you can take your own ashes to be thrown into the sea at sunset, and save your relatives the trouble!!

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