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I've invited one of my favourite girls over to my place at the weekend ( nothing to do with VD day, I hasten to add ). I've visited her several times but now she's coming over to mine. So, beyond the obvious mopping the floors, tidying the place up a bit, lighting the fire, and putting clean sheets on the bed, what else is on offer on an outcall to the punter's home ? In this particular case, we get on really well, so it's not just about convenience, but maybe also about me showing her a bit more of who I am beyond the randy guy who visits her place every now and then. Strike a chord with anyone ? 

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I've invited one of my favourite girls over to my place at the weekend ( nothing to do with VD day, I hasten to add ). I've visited her several times but now she's coming over to mine. So, beyond the obvious mopping the floors, tidying the place up a bit, lighting the fire, and putting clean sheets on the bed, what else is on offer on an outcall to the punter's home ? In this particular case, we get on really well, so it's not just about convenience, but maybe also about me showing her a bit more of who I am beyond the randy guy who visits her place every now and then. Strike a chord with anyone ?

Nope. Having a wg to my house is a never for me. Not worth the risk of leaving some trace of evidence behind. I'm home alone for the best part if a week soon, but any punting I do will be either incalls or booking a hotel if I see an outcall only wg.

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OP said his pace, assume free and single. In which case, I'd go for it.

Roses, wine,bubble bath, good food...

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Visconti.... you say you would like her to see a bit more of who you are......

 

I hope you are not beginning to have a little EAS

 

I assume it is a longish visit..... with time for more than just the bouncy bed bit.......

 

Just enjoy the time in the same way you do when you visit her.....  but don't worry she is unlikely to be inspecting your ornaments to see if they are polished....

 

however.... please ensure your toilet is sparkly clean......  with the lid down.   :)

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I've invited one of my favourite girls over to my place at the weekend ( nothing to do with VD day, I hasten to add ). I've visited her several times but now she's coming over to mine. So, beyond the obvious mopping the floors, tidying the place up a bit, lighting the fire, and putting clean sheets on the bed, what else is on offer on an outcall to the punter's home ? In this particular case, we get on really well, so it's not just about convenience, but maybe also about me showing her a bit more of who I am beyond the randy guy who visits her place every now and then. Strike a chord with anyone ?

I do outcalls only at the moment and go to a lot of clients homes often.

The things that stick out for me are the simple stuff, a clean house always pleases me but I like a homely one too!

Warm, sofa with loads of cushions, the bedroom that we do the deed in clean and actually done properly and a clean bathroom with clean sinks and toilet!

That's enough to make me feel comfortable! So don't worry too much about "little" things just make sure your home is clean and inviting I'm sure she won't be disappointed. X

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I've invited one of my favourite girls over to my place at the weekend ( nothing to do with VD day, I hasten to add ). I've visited her several times but now she's coming over to mine. So, beyond the obvious mopping the floors, tidying the place up a bit, lighting the fire, and putting clean sheets on the bed, what else is on offer on an outcall to the punter's home ? In this particular case, we get on really well, so it's not just about convenience, but maybe also about me showing her a bit more of who I am beyond the randy guy who visits her place every now and then. Strike a chord with anyone ? 

Not to be confused with STD Day, which is, of course, totally different.

 

Apart from that , if I were daft enough to invite an escort over to Porker Towers, my advice would be to change the bed sheets at least a month before the visit, scrub the toilet bowl before you have your final dump, get the children's bath toys out of the bath, leave your wedding photo's on the mantelpiece, Put the dirty crockery in the washing up bowl, put the drying washing over all the radiators and make sure the front door bell is broken so that she has to stand outside the front door for a few minutes to ensure your neighbours get a good view. If you follow my advice your punt will be a fabulous experience!! :)

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Not to be confused with STD Day, which is, of course, totally different.

 

Apart from that , if I were daft enough to invite an escort over to Porker Towers, my advice would be to change the bed sheets at least a month before the visit, scrub the toilet bowl before you have your final dump, get the children's bath toys out of the bath, leave your wedding photo's on the mantelpiece, Put the dirty crockery in the washing up bowl, put the drying washing over all the radiators and make sure the front door bell is broken so that she has to stand outside the front door for a few minutes to ensure your neighbours get a good view. If you follow my advice your punt will be a fabulous experience!! :)

 

Make sure you have a good supply of coal in the bath too.

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Visconti.... you say you would like her to see a bit more of who you are......

 

I hope you are not beginning to have a little EAS

 

I assume it is a longish visit..... with time for more than just the bouncy bed bit.......

 

Just enjoy the time in the same way you do when you visit her.....  but don't worry she is unlikely to be inspecting your ornaments to see if they are polished....

 

however.... please ensure your toilet is sparkly clean......  with the lid down.   :)

 

What is EAS ?? I'm guessing that it's something along the lines of having feelings for her ..... in which case the answer is that l like her as a person (as well as being extremely hot and horny), we get on well, just the same as a couple of other regulars that I see. 

 

OP said his pace, assume free and single. In which case, I'd go for it.

Roses, wine,bubble bath, good food...

 

And yes, the OP is footloose and fancy free .... and fully house trained.

 

I've had girls round to my place before, so I'm not particularly paranoid about it.

 

Kind of interested to know how any WG's feel about visiting guys' homes, especially if they are interesting spaces and a bit different. 

 

I take a clean toilet and bedclothes as a given !

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What is EAS ?? I'm guessing that it's something along the lines of having feelings for her ..... in which case the answer is that l like her as a person (as well as being extremely hot and horny), we get on well, just the same as a couple of other regulars that I see. 

 

 

And yes, the OP is footloose and fancy free .... and fully house trained.

 

I've had girls round to my place before, so I'm not particularly paranoid about it.

 

Kind of interested to know how any WG's feel about visiting guys' homes, especially if they are interesting spaces and a bit different. 

 

I take a clean toilet and bedclothes as a given !

Escort Attachment Syndrome.

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I've invited one of my favourite girls over to my place at the weekend ( nothing to do with VD day, I hasten to add ). I've visited her several times but now she's coming over to mine. So, beyond the obvious mopping the floors, tidying the place up a bit, lighting the fire, and putting clean sheets on the bed, what else is on offer on an outcall to the punter's home ? In this particular case, we get on really well, so it's not just about convenience, but maybe also about me showing her a bit more of who I am beyond the randy guy who visits her place every now and then. Strike a chord with anyone ? 

 

I'd get her to to do the ironing and the washing up as well while she was there to make sure you get good value.

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Oh we are a cheeky lot on here are we not.................

 

so to add

 

why not go the whole hog and tell her to get down on her knees........ brace herself

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and cut your toenails

 

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I've invited one of my favourite girls over to my place at the weekend ( nothing to do with VD day, I hasten to add ). I've visited her several times but now she's coming over to mine. So, beyond the obvious mopping the floors, tidying the place up a bit, lighting the fire, and putting clean sheets on the bed, what else is on offer on an outcall to the punter's home ? In this particular case, we get on really well, so it's not just about convenience, but maybe also about me showing her a bit more of who I am beyond the randy guy who visits her place every now and then. Strike a chord with anyone ? 

 

If no one mentioned, make sure you have some acceptable music

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EAS? Emergency Action Stations. Wartime naby acronym.

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(in the ) Navy

 

Never pictured you as a Village People fan Cov ;)

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As Annabelle said good music!  What about Barry White would that get her in the mood!  Also blast up the heating so she is sweating and has to start peeling layers of clothing!!

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so in summary, I should turn the central heating up to full whack, then get her to do the hoovering while listening to some schmalzy music, as I send her navy semaphore signals while cutting my toenails .... never have I looked forward to VD Day with such a frisson of anticipation. 

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so in summary, I should turn the central heating up to full whack, then get her to do the hoovering while listening to some schmalzy music, as I send her navy semaphore signals while cutting my toenails .... never have I looked forward to VD Day with such a frisson of anticipation. 

 

Nearly but one mistake. She has to cut your toe nails after the hoovering  :)

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Anyway. Good luck to you visconti. All my fixtures are "away". And on that basis I have a pretty decent record if I say so myself  <_<

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As Annabelle said good music!  What about Barry White would that get her in the mood!  Also blast up the heating so she is sweating and has to start peeling layers of clothing!!

 

Ha ha, so true: Barry White, the only one....... and Prince.  As Barry White said: 'let's start it in the shower, is going to take hours'.....

 

You can later move into AC/DC if you are romping with a youngster and then into Vivaldi if you are finishing with an older, calmer guy  :D  :D  :D

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Ah Vivaldi!!!!!!!

Much better than these popular beat combos

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Ah Vivaldi!!!!!!!

Much better than these popular beat combos

 

I wonder who uses the popular beat combos?  Probably a huge percentage of the girls new to this who did not discover other 'tunes' yet.  I had classical music forced down my throat as a child, yet I did not find it soothing until a dear member of my family passed away.  Life is a path of discoveries....

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I was force fed big Hollywood musicals as a kid and still hate them. "popular beat combo" was a phrase used to describe the Beatles in the early 60's. I adore it

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And there was me growing up with the Hollywood musicals and even mute movies, Italian, Spanish, Mexican, French and even Egyptian filmography.  I loved them, although I hardly have the patience to watch them nowadays, with few exceptions...

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Ha ha, so true: Barry White, the only one....... and Prince.  As Barry White said: 'let's start it in the shower, is going to take hours'.....

 

You can later move into AC/DC if you are romping with a youngster and then into Vivaldi if you are finishing with an older, calmer guy  :D  :D  :D

 

 

If no one mentioned, make sure you have some acceptable music

How true, Annabelle, the music is soo important for setting the mood ! One of my favourite memories is a certain meeting accompanied by Ravell's "Bollero"  :wub:

 

I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned having candle-light in the bedroom. ( or is this just me and my fav ? )  :wacko:

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