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Not Sure What To Call This...'a Very Enjoyable Chinese Experience'?

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A few of you may have read a few of my posts in the past. If so, you will know I like to indulge in a bit of Asian companionship from time to time. Please indulge me here as I describe an experience I had recently in London, that sort of defied expectations.

I was whiling away some free time on that 'other' review site, the one with all the truly debauched characters who moan endlessly about Pnet. Anyway, one posting catches my eye, it was just sort of odd, with no link or phone number but a description of place that had young (20's) Chinese women available for escorting. How many times have we heard that. Anyway, I ping the OP and request contact info, and after some banter, he provides it. The OP seemed foreign to me, or at least not English first language. I was feeling skeptical.

Do a reverse search on the number, blank, nothing. Ok

So fire off a text and first thing I get back is 'how did you get this number'? I give the bloke's name as a referral. Then get an 'ok, what can I do for you'. So I set up a time for an incall for an hour. Figure what the hell, if it's a train wreck I can always walk.

The coms were absolutely bizarre and quite funny. It was obvious someone on the other end was using an online translator to communicate with me, so instead of the usual services described, I get a 'oral below the belt with little sister student', etc. Chinglish on steroids basically.

I was actually a bit optimistic at this stage, if for nothing else than a laugh. I arrive at the location in Marylebone, and this is where things pick up. The dwelling is basically a mansion--and I mean crazy old mansion. 3-4 story open ceiling foyer, lots of open share space. We walk up inside the building I think 4 stories, through a maze of cutouts and back corridors, including an electronic pad door area like mi5. I could easily at this point being led into a room to be hooded and rendered to some foreign land. However, the girl who met me at the door is maybe 24, Chinese and c-u-t-e. She barely speaks a lick of English. Thus I wasn't worried, more thinking, 'I only wish this is who I was meeting instead of being greeted by'.

Well, we finally get to a room, she opens the door and invites me in, and I'm expecting to see a few girls there, and it's just a nice bedroom, ensuite. She points to the shower. I go and take one, come back and presto, my luck is in: she has stripped down to her pants.

What followed would be what I would call one of the better P2P experiences I've had in London. She was genuinely a young cute, normal looking (not screwed up) Chinese girl, well dressed. About 5'3" and a size 6, with a full B cup. White skin and not perfect, but better than average teeth for mainland China. I don't think she does this as an escort much, but the sex reminded me of pulling a girl you've recently met and just getting down to some fun. It was GFE all the way, though she did manage to up sell from the £130 tag I was quoted to 200 for owo. Fair enough. I spent over 20 minutes on RO, something unusual for me (in these situations...I enjoy in my personal life). It was just a perfect little flower and demanded to be attended to. She came all over me actually, no fake moans or BS, even got a wide eyed smile and a kiss after that.

At the end (time was up)....she offered me a little nap!! I mean...that's some funny shit there. I declined, had a dinner appointment, but it summed up my experience--a refreshing break from the standard Asian fare we are all used to.

I do speak a touch of Mandarin, and it helped break the ice. Her English was very very limited.

I have NO CLUE if I could repeat the experience, no doubt at the least it will be a YMMV situation, and for all I know it will disappear into the ether. I'm not going to post the number here because the original OP did not, and that is out of respect to him. If you have an interest, PM me, and I will forward on his info from the other site, and you can shoot him a PM and ask for the number.

They have no website, no ads. I suspect it's sort of an underground thing. I have no idea why I even tried it, just was a lark and it hit. A reminder that though we've all had many bad experiences, these good ones on occasion remind why the hobby and pursuit can be such a good time too.

-Auz

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Sounds amazing, or surreal as the youngsters say!

 

I think you were overdue for a good one!

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 Interesting , Aussie  .  £200  a bit steep though but a nice change from the usual . She must be advertising somewhere  , don't you think . Was there only the one girl in the flat ? 

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Yes, £200 was a bit steep, and it was straight GFE/vanilla. But it was £130 in the door for covered, my decision to pay extra, and it seemed worth it at the time because, I was frankly turned on. In the end it was unrushed, went over thr alloted time and with a cute Chinese part-timer (my assessment anyway), so in that regard felt reasonable vfm. But I hear ya.

The chap who pointed me in that direction, he said there are often a few girls to choose from, on premise.

If she is advertising, it wont be her picture and I would guess not even in English.

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I wouldn't touch that place with a barge pole personally

Aussie I think you were lucky on this occasion but you're literally going in blind

What you described also reminds me of many a movie scene involving triads

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Thats what I loved and sometimes miss with punting now...going to see a lady was a mini adventure in itself...

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Thats what I loved and sometimes miss with punting now...going to see a lady was a mini adventure in itself...

I agree, but I would have to, if only because I rarely see an agency escort anymore. However, I also agree with Dick's cautionary advice - my personal circumstances normally restrict my punting to the hours between 10am and 4pm, so I am less likely to feel threatened by the shadows - but I am always prepared to turn on my heel and walk right back out if I don't like the look/feel/smell of the situation on any 'first date'. I also book quite a few out-calls, which increases my own control over the environment in which carnal pleaures take place. Between9and5.com keeps the added cost reasonable.

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