Bert

Does anyone punt with a mate ?

29 posts in this topic

Or is it something everyone does discreetly on their own ?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Sometimes, if I go to a parlour, I'll punt with mates.

Haven't done that in years though.

Prefer longer punts now.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

No, I prefer punting with girls! :D :D

Merry Christmas!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
No, I prefer punting with girls!

Merry Christmas!

lol, beat me to it! :D Saying that, I can think of a few of my girl mates who are very hot indeed :D But that would be wrong, obviously.... Yes, of course...:D:)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I sometimes meet up for lunch with some of the gentlemen on this board: Trouncer, Uncle Pokey, Biggus Dickus and Genghis. It's all most pleasant, but the idea of going off with them afterwards to punt together has never crossed my mind. Nor will it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Or is it something everyone does discreetly on their own ?

For most of my punting it was on my own but i told people years ago and have been to the same place with mates, but in a different room. A couple also mentioned they were interested in going to a Party. I gave them information and we agreed we wouldnt want to go together as we didnt want to see each other having sex.:D

At Parties i have met a number of punters countless times who i would say are Party mates, obviously shagging in front of them is unavoidable.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I sometimes meet up for lunch with some of the gentlemen on this board: Trouncer, Uncle Pokey, Biggus Dickus and Genghis. It's all most pleasant, but the idea of going off with them afterwards to punt together has never crossed my mind. Nor will it.

I agree, it is nice to meet other punters for a few beers but no way do I need a "punting mate" ---------even in Thailand I prefer to hunt alone. :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

During the day I find all the clients come alone and really DONT want to bump into anyone its more of there naughty little secret;)

But in the evenings most of the clients come with a friend/friends! it's more of a social thing before or after the pub!

If I was a man I would prefer to do it alone.. I like living a secret lil life and think its way more exciting having a little grin on my face and nobody knows why! :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
If I was a man I would prefer to do it alone.. I like living a secret lil life and think its way more exciting having a little grin on my face and nobody knows why! :D

You have a fine understanding of my own thoughts on this subject! :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yes I have a good friend who i have visited parlours with and also "outdoor" ladies ...'nuff said.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If I was a man I would prefer to do it alone.. I like living a secret lil life

With me it has nothing to do with keeping my punting secret, all my friends in the "real world" are non punters. :D;)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
But in the evenings most of the clients come with a friend/friends! it's more of a social thing before or after the pub!

Sounds like a recipe for a disaster waiting to happen, sooner or later someone is going to let something slip in that social circle, and the recriminations & finger pointing will start, & people will get hurt..

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
With me it has nothing to do with keeping my punting secret, all my friends in the "real world" are non punters. :D;)

How can you know that for sure????

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

There is a parlour about 7 mile from me, where they accept that a paying member of the public, can have 4-5 mates sat in reception while their mate has his booking.

This is quite common in the parlour, and as a result can make a few other folk who are waiting for their booking a tad out of place, its not acceptable to me that this happens, so I vote with my feet on that.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I think it's mainly a lone thing for guys to do....although we do now and then get calls for 2 guys wanting 2 girls in the same place..........

I think that would put me off knowing your mate was in the next room....bit like your parents:o:eek:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I think it's mainly a lone thing for guys to do....although we do now and then get calls for 2 guys wanting 2 girls in the same place..........

I think that would put me off knowing your mate was in the next room....bit like your parents:o

Its if they were in the same room with me seeing my mates arse going up and down that i would be put off.:D:eek::D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I agree, it is nice to meet other punters for a few beers but no way do I need a "punting mate" ---------even in Thailand I prefer to hunt alone. :D

What a wonderful picture - the intrepid Jimmy stalking the streets of Bangkok, bandolier of condoms strung across his chest, holstered tubes of KY at his hips, eyes narrowed and dangerous as he nestles deeper into his machan of empty beer bottles. Though shooting fish in a barrel rather than hunting might be a more appropriate metaphor, I feel.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
There is a parlour about 7 mile from me, where they accept that a paying member of the public, can have 4-5 mates sat in reception while their mate has his booking.

This is quite common in the parlour, and as a result can make a few other folk who are waiting for their booking a tad out of place, its not acceptable to me that this happens, so I vote with my feet on that.

This happens quite a lot in Bristol and seemed always to be the case in St.Tropez parlour in Swindon.

I was in Citi Centa Sauna in Bristol one Friday or Saturday night and some guys were waiting for their mate. One particularly obnoxious drunk was shooting his mouth off about how demeaning it was to " have to pay for it".

Another totally separate guy who was waiting got up and went over and punched him in the face. A couple of the girls and his mates had to separate them both. Best entertainment I ever had at that parlour.

Personally I wouldn't allow it myself.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I always take along my friend Harvey.........but when the ladies find out that he is a six foot three and a half inch invisible white rabbit they never want me back.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

No way would I ever go with a mate. There are two mates of mine who have indulged in Amsterdam, who have no idea I've indulged elsewhere. I'll leave it as my secret.

I've seen groups of mates at parlours who've gone together, especially in Edinburgh. The time that brought a smile to my face was a group of oriental men who noticed one of the girls appearing and all looked very interested- only to have a sense of disappointment when they realised that she'd already a booking. As she was probably the best girl in the place I felt a bit like the cat who had got the cream.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
How can you know that for sure????

That's a good point, we all think we have this little secret world into which we escape but just how many of our peers and colleagues also share this world without us ever being aware? Some of whom we have even perhaps shared the same regular girl.

I introduced a friend of mine to punting when he was going through a tough time after having split from his wife and this, he told me, helped him to deal with it. We went to a couple punts together. He booked his girl and I booked mine. We punted and met up after, went for a beer and all was good.

He has since met someone and settled down just as I knew he eventually would. He no longer punts.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I no longer need a stunt double to take over now that I have got Viagra.:D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
What a wonderful picture - the intrepid Jimmy stalking the streets of Bangkok, bandolier of condoms strung across his chest, holstered tubes of KY at his hips, eyes narrowed and dangerous as he nestles deeper into his machan of empty beer bottles. Though shooting fish in a barrel rather than hunting might be a more appropriate metaphor, I feel.

Lovely image, cheers Polyphemus.

My very first punt was with a "work colleague", in a foreign city, when we were travelling for work. This was more than 10 years ago. A good way to kick things off, but I've always punted solo ever since then. Even now the idea that he has dangerous knowledge about me is not something I'm comfortable about, luckily though we don't live in the same country anymore.

Every year at the same time I spend a week in Amsterdam, for a business tradeshow, and of course I walk alone through the red light district. I never indulge there though, there are too many people in my industry walking around in groups, making a spectacle of themselves, looking at the girls. Getting caught would be career suicide. I always feel disdainful towards these bunches of guys, who walk around laughing at the girls, and I think to myself, "yeah, I bet if your buddies weren't around you'd be right in there". Twats:mad:

Now, where can I get a bandolier of condoms?:(

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Not a real one but a guy I was introduced to over the net, got on well with, so we went and did a few MFF's and MMFF's a few years ago.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

punting with a mate would be nearly as gay as actual gay porn

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now