BigLarry

Escort And Cleaner

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Hi,

I am looking for a cleaner for my flat who also is a WG.

Any recommendations?

Thanks

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Hi,

I am looking for a cleaner for my flat who also is a WG.

Any recommendations?

Thanks

Sounds like you are looking for a wife.
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So your looking for someone to clean your home,and polish your knob :D :D  :D

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So your looking for someone to clean your home,and polish your knob :D :D  :D

Exactly!

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Exactly!

Do you really think an escort who gets paid £100+ an hour to pleasure or be pleasured is going to work as a cleaner?

What exactly is the attraction?

I've seen this asked on ads on various personals classifieds I've always wondered if the poster was joking.

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I know some ladies can clean up working as an escort but I'm not sure they'll go for this.

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I've been with some WG's who can't keep their own places neat and tidy, I would say your chances are slim.

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Sounds like you are looking for a wife.

But soooo much cheaper

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Hey, you never know, just phone and ask. Dont expect her to do the cleaning for less than her usual hourly fee though, for all she knows it may be your fetish and getting a kick out of it

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Damn, I've just realised he's after a girl in a French Maids outfit. The things she could do with a feather duster. Oooh- la- laahhhhhh...........

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...lets just hope said WGC doesn't decide use Mr Sheen when polishing that knob of yours. Although i'm sure you might like her feather duster tickling ya fancy :huh:

 

 

 

:eek::lol:

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...lets just hope said WGC doesn't decide use Mr Sheen ....:

.. wait til she gets her greedy paws on your Mr Muscle - you'll be wiping the spray off the walls for weeks!!

A false economy me thinks ...

Plus where would you leave your feedback - on PN or Trustatrader?

I'm not sure you've though through all the implications of your daring plan BL but good luck anyway!

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I'm happy to flick a duster around for £100 quid an hour! 

 

I assume I don't have to do the sex stuff whilst cleaning though. That'll be unhygienic. 

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Actually he might have a point: some time ago a guy told me how he introduced a girl to the escorting world as she was working as a cleaner.  She made her money and then went back to her country.  

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Book an overnight and while you have a nap between sessions leave her a list of cleaning requirements - and any ironing that needs doing if she has time.  ;)

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One of my all-time favourites ran a business providing cleaners and did some cleaning herself (or so she told me). All this gave her a legitimate front to present to the family network.

Then she worked one day a week as a WG, and very good she was too - maybe helped by being fresh for it on that day. Sadly for me she made her fortune and went home to set up a business - I hope she has prospered.

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This is all very reminiscent of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry starts screwing his cleaner who starts providing more carnal and less cleaning services over time but still collects her fee before leaving his apartment.

Eventually there is no cleaning, only sex which raises a moral dilemma of whether she is his girlfriend or a prostitute - plus his place is now a real shit-hole. Jerry tests the theory by withholding payment after her next visit ... I think you can guess the rest.

I wonder if the OP has been watching reruns on Sky Atlantic and been inspired - possibly subliminally - I'll be checking his future posts carefully for other Seinfeld plot lines to test my theory.

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Book an overnight and while you have a nap between sessions leave her a list of cleaning requirements - and any ironing that needs doing if she has time.  ;)

 

This reminds me of a guy I met purely as a date.  We had a great time and I knew that he fancied me but no way I was going to sleep with him from the first time.  Several weeks later he invited me at his place: gorgeous flat right near the river but so messy inside, plus dirty water in the bucket he used to mop the floors left behind the door in one of the bathrooms.  As I am a bit OCDish, I organised ' some bits' while he was asleep and I noticed an envelope with his full name on it: he got a bit crossed with me as if he was some major international man of mystery but hey, he left it around.........  We did not meet anymore, and no, I did not empty the dirty water in the toilet.... There is so much I can do for a man.  :)

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