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If You Knew Then What You Know Now-Self Advice

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Okay, what is the one single most important piece of advise that you would give yourself if you could go back and whisper into your own ear either at the very start of your escorting or punting journey

 

Mine would be "you can just book a hotel and put advert in the paper"

 

I considered this job years before I did it but assumed all girls stood on dank cold dark street corners, I did not know about the warmer easier way of doing it. If i had then I would have entered the industry a lot sooner.

 

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I would have whispered in my ear ten years ago "start doing it now".

 

Fast forward to a couple of months ago it would have been "you need to be a little more assertive".

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I think it would be - take what you have paid for and dont waste any time

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I would have whispered in my ear ten years ago "start doing it now".

 

Fast forward to a couple of months ago it would have been "you need to be a little more assertive".

I agree with that bit and if I'm allowed to go even further back, 'DON'T GET MARRIED'.

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Be clear about what you want from a punt when booking and confirm at the start of the punt.  Also, if your not happy, don't be afraid to walk.

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Although I've thoroughly enjoyed nearly all of my fairly brief punting career I think the best advice I could give myself is don't start punting! It was only ever intended to be a very short lived thing but I've found out as others no doubt have before me it's a bloody hard hobby to give up!!

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Trust me, trust no one. 

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……..if a girl upsets another girl, another client or yourself on her first day then get rid as ultimately they will be bad news. 

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"Just do it.  It will teach you a lot of things."

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Goodness that's an easy one, I'd have come into the business 20 years earlier, definitely.

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So I meet someone similar to myself when I started punting also in an unhappy marriage and not had sex for years. What constructive advice could I possibly give him?

Don't think that punting will give you the happiness that is missing from your marriage. If you are looking for something better then it's not going to happen. You will have an enjoyable time; the lady will (usually) treat you as if you are the world's number one stud; but when you're gone then you're gone and she's thinking of the next one whether it's tomorrow or as soon as you leave. You may or may not return. If you do she'll treat you just the same as the first time. But it's a business transaction. Never forget that and treat it like it is an enjoyable business transaction. Sounds harsh but it's true.

If someone had given me that advice before my first punt I would have enjoyed my first few punts more than I did. I certainly find my punts now far more enjoyable.

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If you're going to be a regular punter, it helps dramatically if you abstain from porn and masturbation.

New punters have an extra dose of anxiety that doesn't help, but abstention from porn and masturbation goes a long way to ensuring you'll actually 'stay up' and finish. 

When I abstained shortly after starting my punting hobby, it significantly improved my experience both physically and in my wallet (no longer needing to spend more than half an hour).

 

The effects of porn and masturbation on your sexual performance is hugely understated in my humble opinion.

 

This advice really applies more to the younger generation who grew up with easy-access broadband porn - older guys (over 30) have much lower instances of ED.

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Amateur women are crap at sex but men are too desperate to realize. Ignore the caustic comments from women about your performance. Professional women bring two mighty gifts yo thr bedroom, they try a lot harder and even thought it is false praise, they praise.

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My self-advice would be - listen mate she probably doesn't look as good as the pictures because there's this thing they've invented called Photoshop - particularly where certain EE agencies are concerned.

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My self-advice would be - listen mate she probably doesn't look as good as the pictures because there's this thing they've invented called Photoshop - particularly where certain EE agencies are concerned.

I sense a little disillusionment there Maze.

 

Even without Photoshop the reality may well be different to photos taken a face valve.

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I sense a little disillusionment there Maze.

 

Even without Photoshop the reality may well be different to photos taken a face valve.

 

Yes - within reason, of course, Photoshopping is the least of our worries. It's the other kinds of misrepresentation that can really kill a meeting. OK, so these tits and other bits and pieces are not quite like the ones in the photos, but how are they used? And how are their hands used? And their mouth?...

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I sense a little disillusionment there Maze.

 

Even without Photoshop the reality may well be different to photos taken a face valve.

 

Certainly not disillusioned just didn't know about Photoshop, these agencies had mainly Russian women on their books at the time and although I hate to push the stereotype I do find them a little cold, thank God for the Polish.

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My advice to a younger me would be "relax, this is the greatest hobby a man can have".

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"Money is king in the world of sex.  You don't need to chase the hot girls anymore, just get your money out."

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1 Always ask if I am allowed to smoke in the house, before accepting outcall meeting.

 

2. Always bring own beverages, as sometimes its not provided,  (I never could understand, when client book you for 3-4 hours, and does not even have  glass of any juice to provide, never mind glass of wine..not often but it did happened few times).

 

3 Make sure your phone is fully charged.

 

4 Don't accept the booking, from pseudo-dyslexic people. If he can not write properly, he did not understood fully what you wrote on your website/profile in the first place.

 

5 Don't eat the leaves in his garden, which resembles sorrel. Its not a sorrel, (even if it looks exactly like sorrel). After you taste it, it will numb your mouth for at least 20 minutes. (which can be positive as well as negative, lol).

 

6 When client pretends to be short of hearing- don't raise your voice. Whisper!

 

7 No need to bring your own toothpaste to outcalls, just a toothbrush. Clients always have the toothpaste with them, even though its almost finished, but still enough for a last few squeezes. (Actually: I always wondered: why guys who stay in hotels always have almost finished tube of toothpaste?)

 

Ok, I better stop now...might continue other time. 

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7 No need to bring your own toothpaste to outcalls, just a toothbrush. Clients always have the toothpaste with them, even though its almost finished, but still enough for a last few squeezes. (Actually: I always wondered: why guys who stay in hotels always have almost finished tube of toothpaste?)

 

 

 

I can answer that one, Xenia. I always travel with a near completed toothpaste tube, a very small traveller's shaving foam tube and a small bar of soap that will be finished by the end of the trip and sometimes even a bathroom sponge which is getting tattered. Preferably also with at least one shirt or pair of socks that has had it. All these things can be thrown away at the end. This way there'll be room in the case for any book I buy on the trip. (Well, we Ryanair cheapskates have to protect ourselves...)

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Another reason is nearly empty toothpaste/shampoo etc make a lot less mess is they happen to leak on a journey.

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5 Don't eat the leaves in his garden, which resembles sorrel. Its not a sorrel, (even if it looks exactly like sorrel). After you taste it, it will numb your mouth for at least 20 minutes. (which can be positive as well as negative,

Ok, I better stop now...might continue other time.

What on earth is sorrel and why were you eating stuff from his garden?!?!

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Another reason is nearly empty toothpaste/shampoo etc make a lot less mess is they happen to leak on a journey.

Yet another reason is they're lighter and smaller if you're flying with hand baggage only, or having to carry stuff. 

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