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With One Mighty Bound He Was Free!

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Due to a series of cock ups I have been lumbered with the care of an aged female relative for the past few weeks. I am going stir crazy, got cabin fever and dreaming of escorts. However, I cannot work out a way to get the necessary time to slip to London for a session. And I am unsure of the local scene.

So far I have fantasised about an incall, telling aged relative it is a maid for upstairs cleaning or a social worker to check her living arrangements. I thought of a flying 30 min local quickie but shudder at the hurry.

Sooooooo, what is the cheekiest punt you ever managed to pull off under suspicious supervision?

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30min 'flying' for a quickie?  Ha ha, the is truly desperate, you must be holding your bursting balls.  But hats off to you for knowing what you want.  :D

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My wife surprised me by taking a day off when I had a meeting set up. While she was upstairs, I called the landline from my mobile, I answered and proceeded to have a one sided conversation which ended with me going into work to sign off some paperwork. A successful operation was carried out.

Following my 'hobby' I sometimes feel like someone out of a espionage novel.

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Lsssingham. Find a professional carer to look after you relative for a couple if hours a day. Caring 24/7 is an incredible strain and when you get tired thats when mistakes occur.

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Good plan Coventrypunter. I was google daydreaming and noticed there is a dementia home in Chiang Mai, offering a very competitive rate. They offer three carers covering 24/7 for around £23k!!! It would make visits to her most interesting and I can indulge in a bit of 24/7 mysekf!

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Probably the cheekiest punt I've had was about November last year. All very last minute, which is unusual as I generally plan in advance.

I'd been exchanging a couple of texts with the wg I knew, and half jokingly said I wished I'd arranged to see her that evening. Her reply of "well I'm free if you are" was too much to resist. A quickly thought out cunning plan was hatched and before I knew it I'd booked a room at very short notice, then got the wg to phone me while I was at home pretending she was someone from work asking if I could attend an urgent job (which happens occasionally). I'd even put "work" as her name in my contacts just in case anyone happened to see the phone screen as it was ringing and to make it seem more realistic I was playing a bit hard to get saying I didn't really want to go but would if they really couldn't get anyone else blah blah blah...so I reluctantly had to go to save the day... :rolleyes:

A totally unexpected but rather pleasant couple of hours ensued :)

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Good plan Coventrypunter. I was google daydreaming and noticed there is a dementia home in Chiang Mai, offering a very competitive rate. They offer three carers covering 24/7 for around £23k!!! It would make visits to her most interesting and I can indulge in a bit of 24/7 mysekf!

going rate in the UK for 23/7 care is 500-700 per week.  Or it was when mum had such care 2 years ago.  That is outside london.

 

about £25 an hour for odd hours

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Lessingham, try 'respite care' for her or for you. There might be Local Authority funding for you to get a week apart. And if you don't think that you need that yet....you will. Good luck.

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And I have a window of opportunity next week! !!! So off to Londinium for a hour of dirty deeds and who knows, maybe a frolic or two

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Pre-Easter in Londinium is like in the rest of the country: girls might go away to see families, so plan carefully

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And I have a window of opportunity next week! !!! So off to Londinium for a hour of dirty deeds and who knows, maybe a frolic or two

 

 

 

 

 Plan carefully  , and if you're going where I think you're going , she's in top form and gets better every visit .

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Yup, it's the double z ranch for me!!!

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