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Room ambience....still generaly hopeless!

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If anything the places I visit have got worse at this recently. Considering the money that is paid its not good enough!

Too many places think room... double bed thats enough. Blimey you wouldnt pay £50 to a restaurant and expect to eat in a school canteen.

So if you run a parlour could you possibly invest in a new cover for the bed in the January sales, maybe even buy a new mattress and bedhead. (metal preferably as Tand T are part of sexual games.)

Check the CD player.....do you lot buy special ones that half tune in to a crappy local station and refuse to play cd,s/dvd,s........just because its been there a year or so don't assume it works...check it!

Mirrors.............fifty bloody quid or so, and so much more fun if there one in a room.

Then just take a look at the curtains.....burn them!

How about some nice discreet moody lighting and a few bits to make it feel like a ladies bedroom?

OK , maybe Im being over the top, but for me these things are important enough that I may start picking a venue and then choose the girl rather than vice versa.

" Hi Hod, whose on at flat 15 today?" about the only decent place these days.

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Look mush, what do you expect? The pissing Ritz? :D:D

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Look mush, what do you expect? The pissing Ritz? :D:D

not the Ritz........too posh. I had this vision of a whores bedroom, her web with soft lights and shades of purples and mauves, intoxicating perfumes and wherever you looked, mirrors, ladies enticing garments and an open display of toys. A rack of shoes and boots and a wall to wall music system. As soon as you enter you are lost in a world of sin, totaly trapped by sensory overload.:)

Think Moulon Rouge on steroids.:D

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If anything the places I visit have got worse at this recently. Considering the money that is paid its not good enough!

Too many places think room... double bed thats enough. Blimey you wouldnt pay £50 to a restaurant and expect to eat in a school canteen.

So if you run a parlour could you possibly invest in a new cover for the bed in the January sales, maybe even buy a new mattress and bedhead. (metal preferably as Tand T are part of sexual games.)

Check the CD player.....do you lot buy special ones that half tune in to a crappy local station and refuse to play cd,s/dvd,s........just because its been there a year or so don't assume it works...check it!

Mirrors.............fifty bloody quid or so, and so much more fun if there one in a room.

Then just take a look at the curtains.....burn them!

How about some nice discreet moody lighting and a few bits to make it feel like a ladies bedroom?

OK , maybe Im being over the top, but for me these things are important enough that I may start picking a venue and then choose the girl rather than vice versa.

" Hi Hod, whose on at flat 15 today?" about the only decent place these days.

One would presume by your last sentence that your criticism is directed firmly at House of Divine. Everyone is entitled to their view and opinion.

However as a valued customer and one we have a personal rapport with we would have hoped you would have felt comfortable discussing this issue in person rather than on a public forum.

Please could you clarify if your comments are in relation to the standards at House of Divine.

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One would presume by your last sentence that your criticism is directed firmly at House of Divine. Everyone is entitled to their view and opinion.

However as a valued customer and one we have a personal rapport with we would have hoped you would have felt comfortable discussing this issue in person rather than on a public forum.

Please could you clarify if your comments are in relation to the standards at House of Divine.

This is a prime example of how varied our interpretation of posts can be.

I actually read that as a compliment to you. :D

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This is a prime example of how varied our interpretation of posts can be.

I actually read that as a compliment to you. :D

If that is the case, then I offer my unreserved apologies. You can read it either way, I think. We'll wait for 6upxxx to clarify this point I think.

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If that is the case, then I offer my unreserved apologies. You can read it either way, I think. We'll wait for 6upxxx to clarify this point I think.

I agree with Indian Delight, you should have highlighted the whole sentence, '... the only decent place these days.'

Though personally I prefer the posh flats over the other side.

Anyway, I think 6y's been over doing the Viagra again. Perhaps he should have pointed out a bad example not a good one. He could just be cheerleading???????

Let us see what the old boy says.

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I had this vision of a whores bedroom, her web with soft lights and shades of purples and mauves, intoxicating perfumes and wherever you looked, mirrors, ladies enticing garments and an open display of toys. A rack of shoes and boots and a wall to wall music system. As soon as you enter you are lost in a world of sin, totaly trapped by sensory overload.:D

You are describing one most delightful Lady's boudoir very accurately! Methinks we have both crossed that threshold!

I do agree that many others could really make more of an effort, however.

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I also read the comment as a compliment to HOD and putting you above the rest x

Holly

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One would presume by your last sentence that your criticism is directed firmly at House of Divine. Everyone is entitled to their view and opinion.

However as a valued customer and one we have a personal rapport with we would have hoped you would have felt comfortable discussing this issue in person rather than on a public forum.

Please could you clarify if your comments are in relation to the standards at House of Divine.

Cant comment on M.K. but the London branch is top notch. I allso took his comments as a compliment to Devine.

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You are describing one most delightful Lady's boudoir very accurately! Methinks we have both crossed that threshold!

I do agree that many others could really make more of an effort, however.

No believe me that is purely from my mind! Details of said place would be appreciated, no matter where as I do travel in GB sometimes.:D

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I don't think anyone was kicking you. There was confusion as to your point.

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I suspect that many brothels avoid spending too much money because they could be closed down at any time -------- but why or why do so many brothels (and Indies) think it is acceptable to put our clothes on the floor.

Should a businessman have to put his suit on a generally grubby carpet, a chair would cost next to nothing. :D

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Should a businessman have to put his suit on a generally grubby carpet, a chair would cost next to nothing. :(

Be fair Jim, the cat's got to have somewhere to curl up and go to sleep.

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If anything the places I visit have got worse at this recently. Considering the money that is paid its not good enough!

Too many places think room... double bed thats enough. Blimey you wouldnt pay £50 to a restaurant and expect to eat in a school canteen.

So if you run a parlour could you possibly invest in a new cover for the bed in the January sales, maybe even buy a new mattress and bedhead. (metal preferably as Tand T are part of sexual games.)

Check the CD player.....do you lot buy special ones that half tune in to a crappy local station and refuse to play cd,s/dvd,s........just because its been there a year or so don't assume it works...check it!

Mirrors.............fifty bloody quid or so, and so much more fun if there one in a room.

Then just take a look at the curtains.....burn them!

How about some nice discreet moody lighting and a few bits to make it feel like a ladies bedroom?

OK , maybe Im being over the top, but for me these things are important enough that I may start picking a venue and then choose the girl rather than vice versa.

" Hi Hod, whose on at flat 15 today?" about the only decent place these days.

6up, sometimes I think ur the biggest wind up going ever- why don't you say

What you really mean and be a bit more straight to the point- say who you are talking about, or

Are you just talking in general ?

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6up, sometimes I think ur the biggest wind up going ever- why don't you say

What you really mean and be a bit more straight to the point- say who you are talking about, or

Are you just talking in general ?

I did, but the post got bombed as I put in flat numbers at HOD, probably the main post will be bombed by Mystery Moderator in a minute as that says 15 on it. i will try to remember what I said and redo with **** instead of numbers! once Ive had a cup of tea.

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6up, sometimes I think ur the biggest wind up going ever- why don't you say

What you really mean and be a bit more straight to the point- say who you are talking about, or

Are you just talking in general ?

In fact no I wont I cant be arsed, if MM replaces numbers with *** and puts it back up fair enough, otherwise you wont ever know what I said which was a full reply, named names etc. :(

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If anything the places I visit have got worse at this recently. Considering the money that is paid its not good enough!

Too many places think room... double bed thats enough. Blimey you wouldnt pay £50 to a restaurant and expect to eat in a school canteen.

So if you run a parlour could you possibly invest in a new cover for the bed in the January sales, maybe even buy a new mattress and bedhead. (metal preferably as Tand T are part of sexual games.)

Check the CD player.....do you lot buy special ones that half tune in to a crappy local station and refuse to play cd,s/dvd,s........just because its been there a year or so don't assume it works...check it!

Mirrors.............fifty bloody quid or so, and so much more fun if there one in a room.

Then just take a look at the curtains.....burn them!

How about some nice discreet moody lighting and a few bits to make it feel like a ladies bedroom?

OK , maybe Im being over the top, but for me these things are important enough that I may start picking a venue and then choose the girl rather than vice versa.

" Hi Hod, whose on at flat 15 today?" about the only decent place these days.

I am confused, you started another thread saying 'Sick of the bitching' and the above is?? :( Bitching!! :(

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You are describing one most delightful Lady's boudoir very accurately! Methinks we have both crossed that threshold!

Er, yes, just what I was thinking, having seen BBW Claire in Bristol last week :(

I agree that when the ambience is good like that it makes the whole experience feel more like visiting a mistress than a "prostitute".

Top marks also to HoD South Ken. I've not had the pleasure, but the photo's of Dollymopp's gaffe look good too.

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I am confused, you started another thread saying 'Sick of the bitching' and the above is?? :( Bitching!! :(

Humbug anyone? :D

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This is a prime example of how varied our interpretation of posts can be.

I actually read that as a compliment to you. :(

I thought the same

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If anything the places I visit have got worse at this recently. Considering the money that is paid its not good enough!

Too many places think room... double bed thats enough. Blimey you wouldnt pay £50 to a restaurant and expect to eat in a school canteen.

So if you run a parlour could you possibly invest in a new cover for the bed in the January sales, maybe even buy a new mattress and bedhead. (metal preferably as Tand T are part of sexual games.)

Check the CD player.....do you lot buy special ones that half tune in to a crappy local station and refuse to play cd,s/dvd,s........just because its been there a year or so don't assume it works...check it!

Mirrors.............fifty bloody quid or so, and so much more fun if there one in a room.

Then just take a look at the curtains.....burn them!

How about some nice discreet moody lighting and a few bits to make it feel like a ladies bedroom?

OK , maybe Im being over the top, but for me these things are important enough that I may start picking a venue and then choose the girl rather than vice versa.

" Hi Hod, whose on at flat 15 today?" about the only decent place these days.

After the absolute shitholes i used to punt in in my youth where i go nowadays are fine as long as they have a double bed, shower, heating and chair to hang clothes on. Of course a bit of luxury never goes amiss but basic is good with me. For Parties where i might attend for a few hours i expect more, comfortable chairs, a bit of food, decent music that isnt constantly replayed and discreet lighting being some essentials nowadays.

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After the absolute shitholes i used to punt in in my youth where i go nowadays are fine as long as they have a double bed, shower, heating and chair to hang clothes on. Of course a bit of luxury never goes amiss but basic is good with me. For Parties where i might attend for a few hours i expect more, comfortable chairs, a bit of food, decent music that isnt constantly replayed and discreet lighting being some essentials nowadays.
I see the point, basic is enough and as JRC said they might get shut down, but I still think we are making excuses for them. They should be able to make even a smallish room appealing with minimum expenses.

For me, minimum.

Good newish bed with a firm mattress.

Headboard capable of T and T.

Chair

Mirror suitably positioned on wall or floor standing that can be moved.

A good working CD/DVD player.

Newish curtains or blinds.

Dimmed lighting...minimum a bed side light.

Decent working shower somewhere within reach doesnt have to be in the room, although en suite prefferable.

All covers, cushion etc to be again newish.

Heating.

After that other things are a nice touch, but all the above should be a standard in any half decent punting room.

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Ladies that have a flat specifically for the purpose of entertaining gentlemen usually make them into much nicer places to have a sexual encounter than the average parlour room. However there are places where the rooms are excellent, for example the Wonder Lounge in Manchester, both Sandy's. The rooms are not homely but they are much more than just bedrooms where sex takes place.

Most indie girls will have a much more homely place. I just had my last punt of 2009 on Monday in a room with candles, music, low lighting etc. I am sure that a woman will perform better in such a room than one with a bed, a telly, and nothing else.

Trouble is in parlours where girls use the room for a day there is no ownership. It doesn't take a lot to make them a lot nicer than they are, and yes somewhere to hang ones hat would be handy. Scottish saunas get round that by having lockers tho..

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Ladies that have a flat specifically for the purpose of entertaining gentlemen usually make them into much nicer places to have a sexual encounter than the average parlour room. However there are places where the rooms are excellent, for example the Wonder Lounge in Manchester, both Sandy's. The rooms are not homely but they are much more than just bedrooms where sex takes place.

Most indie girls will have a much more homely place. I just had my last punt of 2009 on Monday in a room with candles, music, low lighting etc. I am sure that a woman will perform better in such a room than one with a bed, a telly, and nothing else.

Trouble is in parlours where girls use the room for a day there is no ownership. It doesn't take a lot to make them a lot nicer than they are, and yes somewhere to hang ones hat would be handy. Scottish saunas get round that by having lockers tho..

Thats the point, for me the "noone ever complains" approach isn't good enough. I dont tend to like hotel rooms but they are not provided for sexual encounters. Those earning their living this way should take a look and make decisions that are generally quite inexpensive on how to make the rooms good for a sexual encounter. Comments above like the one from cumandgo show without doubt the appreciation where they are provided. As I said originaly I feel right in flat no XX, in a lot of places I dont and that initial room ambience can add greatly to how the punt goes from both boy and girls point of view.

There really is no excuse to having a faulty cd player or non at all, check them once a month! It is surprising how often you cannot even put on your own music.

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