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First Time Parlour Visit - Tips?

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i've visited independent escorts in the past and I'm away on business this week but couldn't find a decent one so considering visiting a parlour. I've found one with decent reviews but I've never been to one before so wondering if I can get some tips or advice before I go.

I guess you meet a receptionist at the lounge, what should I be saying to start off? Don't exactly want to start with "I'm looking for a good shag" :)

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No different talking to an indipendent, they know why you are there, just try saying hello!

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look at the website and see if there is one  you fancy.  then ring and book her.

if you dont know you can go without booking and they will parade the available girls for you. pick the best and away you go.  Or leave.  some parlours charge for that, but the charge comes off your fee. stops blokes just going for a free ogle then buggering off.

when you get there the maid will show you to the room. you may pay the maid the whole fee or just the room fee or nothing.  depends on the parlour.

then the girl comes .  treat her like an indy.  its exactly the same.  when you pay he she will probably bugger off with the cash so you dont steal it back from her.

now do you get your kit off while she is gone? I don't but some do. difficult that one.

when she comes back then the fun starts.

the maid may knock on the door at the end of your time so be ready for that.

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If there is parade of girls to choose don't worry about the ones you don't pick- they have all been there before

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Fill your pockets with cash in case someone takes your fancy or for "extras"...

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look at the website and see if there is one you fancy. then ring and book her.

if you dont know you can go without booking and they will parade the available girls for you. pick the best and away you go. Or leave. some parlours charge for that, but the charge comes off your fee. stops blokes just going for a free ogle then buggering off.

when you get there the maid will show you to the room. you may pay the maid the whole fee or just the room fee or nothing. depends on the parlour.

then the girl comes . treat her like an indy. its exactly the same. when you pay he she will probably bugger off with the cash so you dont steal it back from her.

now do you get your kit off while she is gone? I don't but some do. difficult that one.

when she comes back then the fun starts.

the maid may knock on the door at the end of your time so be ready for that.

So at what point does the clock start? When the maid shows you to the room or when the girl comes back from stashing the money?

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So at what point does the clock start? When the maid shows you to the room or when the girl comes back from stashing the money?

 

 

Easy way is to look at your watch when she comes back in and say something like 'right we've got 30/60 minutes'   Diplomatic way of telling her you are aware of the time - usually works.

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No different talking to an indipendent, they know why you are there, just try saying hello!

 

True - apart from more people being aware of what you are up to when you visit a parlour  (the maid and the other girls you don't choose)  just rememner :

 

As a customer they WILL be  pleased to see you, customers = money

They all know why you are there and loads have been there before you. To them you are a potential future regular.

They are not going to snigger / laugh at you / embarrass you

They WANT you to have a good time so you return

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So at what point does the clock start? When the maid shows you to the room or when the girl comes back from stashing the money?

It depends on the parlour and possibly on the maid or the WG. There is no Britsish Standard.

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True - apart from more people being aware of what you are up to when you visit a parlour  (the maid and the other girls you don't choose)  just rememner :

 

As a customer they WILL be  pleased to see you, customers = money

They all know why you are there and loads have been there before you. To them you are a potential future regular.

They are not going to snigger / laugh at you / embarrass you

They WANT you to have a good time so you return

An excellent reminder of what this business is really all about, especially for an old softy like me if I ever return to punting.

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A point to remember is that these days certain parlours tend to operate on the "once you come you are done" and the WG will grab her kit bag and leave the room, one of the reasons I only now punt UK ladies.

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i've visited independent escorts in the past and I'm away on business this week but couldn't find a decent one so considering visiting a parlour. I've found one with decent reviews but I've never been to one before so wondering if I can get some tips or advice before I go.

I guess you meet a receptionist at the lounge, what should I be saying to start off? Don't exactly want to start with "I'm looking for a good shag" :)

 

Why not? I mean.. say hello and tell them you want a good hard fuck... Or whatever you require.. Is really simple.. None of the sex workers are Nuns, unless that is what you require and then I'm sure on would accommodate you. Just ask them whatever it is you want!

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