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The New Oriental Anal Thread…

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Until I started punting two years ago I must admit that I considered anal sex a bit of a perversion, reserved for internet porn and gay men – I really didn’t see the attraction.

 

However, until two years ago, I’d also never worn a condom! Yes, risky I  know in these paranoid PC days, but having enjoyed casual and “dangerous” sex in South Africa, Swaziland, Cameroon, the Caribbean and Poland as well as London and “got away with it” for thirty-odd years (I get tested regularly), I find “protected penetration” with escorts quite dull unless the girl is exceptionally visually stimulating (e.g. Yumi) or has amazing muscle control (i.e. Min Min).

 

To be perfectly honest, anal sex replaces the excitement of my youth, but how many girls genuinely offer it now? I’m starting to get sick and tired of girls who are advertised as “A-level”, but then grope my barely aroused cock through a thick pair of denims within five minutes of me entering their flat and declaring “Oh my God!” like I’m some kind of over-endowed freak.

 

It‘s just such an obvious ploy to limit their services – for a start they’re pretty much all Buddhists and so they don’t actually worship a “God” and secondly, I have a completely average cock!

 

The last anal sex I had was Gigi back in January. Since then it’s just one “Solly, too big” after another, which is total bullshit.

 

Some agencies do not advertise services, but many do and obviously rely on the “at discretion” disclaimer. As far as I can tell, Patsy is the only girl who is completely reliable in this respect?

 

Anyone care to comment?

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I feel your pain - i get  the same reaction most of the time (I'm the average 6-7 inches and average girth) and often get let down  - I also fully get the no noddy and risky sex thing - i did it for many years in places considered high risk (mainly in Asia)
thankfully i do not have to feel the pain of a big knob in my ass as part of my job - and this is probably where we differ.

if a lass feels it may be uncomfortable, or just plainly doesn't want at the particular time I visit, that is and always should be her priority. 

there are plenty of anal troopers out there if you do the right research - they may not all be slim asians, but just they are amongst us....

I know a few, but only oop north in the Manchester/Crewe area

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Hi,

 

I can't claim to be an expert on anal sex; it's something I want to try but haven't had the balls to do it (no pun intended). Nonetheless, I'll offer my thoughts based on your post:-

 

1) Most w/g's who offer anal sex say they do it at their discretion; so some people will get it and others won't. Unlike conventional intercourse, it's apparently more pleasurable if you're smaller. At uni, one girl said she tried it with her boyfriend (who packs 7 inches... allegedly) and she described it as, and I quote, "having a sh!t, backwards" Hardly the most enjoyable thing eh?

 

2) You don't say your own ethnic group... though judging by the countries you've visited, I'm guessing you may be of African origin? If so, your definition of average may be different from others. I don't know how experienced these girls are but suppose they're only used to Oriental men? Again their idea of big/ average may be skewed.

 

I think it's seen as less of a perversion amongst younger people... as porn is now so prevelant, they've seen it all the time so it's become on a parr with other sex acts.

 

For the record, I've never bought the whole "anal sex is for gays" argument (unless you're receiving) If you say that, surely the same argument could be said about blow-jobs, kissing etc.

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I can't claim to be an expert on anal sex

This is indeed the only reliable statement in your post. The rest is school-playground superstition.

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TBH, it's not really a size thing (within reason), I know I'm a little bigger than average, but I find that with the right attitude from me it helps me get what I want. THat said I still get refused and it still pisses me off. On this note I no longer see Lilly even though I know she does it for others.

 

What I've found is that the older girls tend to be more accomodating. Some of the young ones were a waste of time. Anway her's my current list of those that do it for me along with an honourable mention for MInt who really did try with me (she was only just over here and tight as hell).

 

Patsy

Leila

Mercedes

 

I don't think there's really any surprise in this list, and I welcome further suggestions.

 

As for the whole anal sex is for gays, that's bollocks whether receiving or giving, anal sex is only gay if you're doing it with another man.

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 Here's a comment , ST   What I have found is that if you go back to the same girl many times and she gets comfortable with you she will do what you like to please you .  But if you are a one time customer , why should she bother , there's another guy coming along after you not so demanding . 

 

  Tgs are known for their services and never any extra payments but of course you need to build up a bit of loyalty , it can be a boring job for some . Take along a few gifts  [ i'm sure you do  ] make a connection , open up to them , don't be afraid to be honest about your personal life  . 

 

   Oh , and be prepared to take a cock up your own arse so you know how it is for them from experience . They love to hear your stories of A.   Interesting how you are finding it difficult to get A. service  . In my case  , and I,m not bragging  , I find I have to turn their offers down at times .

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Here's a comment , ST   What I have found is that if you go back to the same girl many times and she gets comfortable with you she will do what you like to please you .  But if you are a one time customer , why should she bother , there's another guy coming along after you not so demanding . 

 

  Tgs are known for their services and never any extra payments but of course you need to build up a bit of loyalty , it can be a boring job for some . Take along a few gifts  [ i'm sure you do  ] make a connection , open up to them , don't be afraid to be honest about your personal life  . 

 

   Oh , and be prepared to take a cock up your own arse so you know how it is for them from experience . They love to hear your stories of A.   Interesting how you are finding it difficult to get A. service  . In my case  , and I,m not bragging  , I find I have to turn their offers down at times .

In the end, it all boils down to good service in the end.

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if the first question as soon as your through the door is, 'can you do anal' or something similar, i wouldnt be surprised if the girl might think she is in for a 50 min arse pounding and decides saying no is the best course of action.

 

Waiting until we're both warmed up to pop the question has generally seemed to work for me. I also think its easier to find a thai wg that does anal than to find one who can kiss.

 

Of the current crop I never had any problems with the following

 

Honey

Zizzi

Maya/Lily

Patsy

Yumi

Stacy

Sally

Chelsea

Cindy

Nicha

Lauren

Pimmada

Minmin

Layla

 

Some of these were more than a year ago plus so YMMV.

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Confirming blueruin's list as authoritative. Except these days Stacy doesn't advertise the service, having I guess met some of the 50-min pounders.

 

The OP may be surprised to see his regulars Yumi and MinMin listed, but I'm not.

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TBH, it's not really a size thing (within reason), I know I'm a little bigger than average, but I find that with the right attitude from me it helps me get what I want. THat said I still get refused and it still pisses me off. On this note I no longer see Lilly even though I know she does it for others.

 

What I've found is that the older girls tend to be more accomodating. Some of the young ones were a waste of time. Anway her's my current list of those that do it for me along with an honourable mention for MInt who really did try with me (she was only just over here and tight as hell).

 

Patsy

Leila

Mercedes

 

I don't think there's really any surprise in this list, and I welcome further suggestions.

 

As for the whole anal sex is for gays, that's bollocks whether receiving or giving, anal sex is only gay if you're doing it with another man.

 

And there's the problem - the three you've named are all what I would judge as curvy, which is not the type I go for.

 

And, with reference to your final few words, having enjoyed a one-off punt with a LB I take the attitude that it is only gay if you're on the receiving end :eek:

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Confirming blueruin's list as authoritative. Except these days Stacy doesn't advertise the service, having I guess met some of the 50-min pounders.

 

The OP may be surprised to see his regulars Yumi and MinMin listed, but I'm not.

 

Actually not in the least - I do understand that Yumi does it, but not with me. Min Min gave me awesome anal at our first meeting but says that she no longer provides it (to me?). Going back eighteen months, it was the same with Coco!

 

I'm starting to suspect that I am doing something fundamentally wrong, because size is certainly not the issue.

 

Maybe these girls are taking advantage of my fluffy nature and giving themselves an easy hour of laid-back pussy worship.

 

Cheers guys - food for thought, and to feed my paranoia. I need beer...............and to ask some direct questions!

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if the first question as soon as your through the door is, 'can you do anal' or something similar, i wouldnt be surprised if the girl might think she is in for a 50 min arse pounding and decides saying no is the best course of action.

 

Waiting until we're both warmed up to pop the question has generally seemed to work for me. I also think its easier to find a thai wg that does anal than to find one who can kiss.

 

Of the current crop I never had any problems with the following

 

Honey

Zizzi

Maya/Lily

Patsy

Yumi

Stacy

Sally

Chelsea

Cindy

Nicha

Lauren

Pimmada

Minmin

Layla

 

Some of these were more than a year ago plus so YMMV.

 

That's a very envious list, and going back a couple of years I could probably produce about half that number, but most have either disappeared or have withdrawn this particular servivce.

 

The point is, sometimes anal is given at the first encounter but is then suddenly off the menu on the return visit. I dobn't know why - I thought anal sex done carefully was actually quite enjoyable for the girl.

 

Bearing in mind your final line, would you please update your list to show those girls that have given you anal in the last three months.

 

I think that I have a lot to learn from you!

 

Cheers.

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This is indeed the only reliable statement in your post. The rest is school-playground superstition.

 

Cheers!!! 

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That's a very envious list, and going back a couple of years I could probably produce about half that number, but most have either disappeared or have withdrawn this particular servivce.

 

The point is, sometimes anal is given at the first encounter but is then suddenly off the menu on the return visit. I dobn't know why - I thought anal sex done carefully was actually quite enjoyable for the girl.

 

Bearing in mind your final line, would you please update your list to show those girls that have given you anal in the last three months.

 

I think that I have a lot to learn from you!

 

Cheers.

How many beers have you had? Not sure there is anything to learn from me, I tend to butterfly rather than stick with one girl, the list above isn't exactly a recommendation list as there is a few of them I wouldn't see again, but they did all allow anal with varying enthusiasm. The ones I wouldn't see again, it's because I didn't really click with them or think they were much special or I felt they were one of the grin and bare it types and that's no fun for anyone.

There would be almost as many again to add to that list from about the last 3 years if I was to include the ones who have moved on and unfortunately they include most of the best ones. I haven't been that active recently so I think just zizzi and pimmada in the last 3 months.

I generally won't go and see a girl unless she has a review or a mention on here, some agency reviews can be ok but only if it's inline with what is mentioned here. I never confirm services with the girl before handing over the money, I've never felt the need, unless your planning on walking if she says no there is not much point and I guess you're giving her an opportunity to back out before you've had a chance to demonstrate that a. Your a decent guy and b. You know what your doing

Even then if she does say no it's not the end of the world, it's happened a couple of times but not with anyone still around, actually i remember being more annoyed when the previous cindy (not the current one) wouldn't let me go down on her, still did anal though.

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A: Here's a comment , ST   What I have found is that if you go back to the same girl many times and she gets comfortable with you she will do what you like to please you .  But if you are a one time customer , why should she bother , there's another guy coming along after you not so demanding .

 

B: Tgs are known for their services and never any extra payments but of course you need to build up a bit of loyalty , it can be a boring job for some . Take along a few gifts  [ i'm sure you do  ] make a connection , open up to them , don't be afraid to be honest about your personal life  .

 

C: Oh , and be prepared to take a cock up your own arse so you know how it is for them from experience . They love to hear your stories of A. Interesting how you are finding it difficult to get A. service  .

 

D: In my case  , and I,m not bragging  , I find I have to turn their offers down at times .

 

A: That's all very logical, but why am I sometimes finding the exact opposite. i.e. once she gets comfortable and relaxed with me she feels that she doesn't have to try so hard - just like a real girlfriend! A few girls have been mind-blowing on the first encounter when they're new and keen to impress (Nuclear and Jessica spring to mind) and are bitterly disappointing a month later. I never could and never will figure out women!

 

B: Yes, I do give my regulars silly little gifts and they get all excited like little girls. And....you see what I'm like on here, can you imagine how honest and open I am once I'm in a room with a jaw-dropping gorgeous young Oriental. Making a connection is not often a problem.

 

C: I'm not sure about that, but I am back in Patong next Xmas/New Year and some of those LBs look amazing, so never say "never".

 

D: I used to get offered it when I started a couple of years ago, but I think that my current fixation on ultra-slim girls may work against me?

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How many beers have you had? Not sure there is anything to learn from me, I tend to butterfly rather than stick with one girl, the list above isn't exactly a recommendation list as there is a few of them I wouldn't see again, but they did all allow anal with varying enthusiasm. The ones I wouldn't see again, it's because I didn't really click with them or think they were much special or I felt they were one of the grin and bare it types and that's no fun for anyone.

There would be almost as many again to add to that list from about the last 3 years if I was to include the ones who have moved on and unfortunately they include most of the best ones. I haven't been that active recently so I think just zizzi and pimmada in the last 3 months.

I generally won't go and see a girl unless she has a review or a mention on here, some agency reviews can be ok but only if it's inline with what is mentioned here. I never confirm services with the girl before handing over the money, I've never felt the need, unless your planning on walking if she says no there is not much point and I guess you're giving her an opportunity to back out before you've had a chance to demonstrate that a. Your a decent guy and b. You know what your doing

Even then if she does say no it's not the end of the world, it's happened a couple of times but not with anyone still around, actually i remember being more annoyed when the previous cindy (not the current one) wouldn't let me go down on her, still did anal though.

 

Only had three pints - it relaxes me and eases my few inhibitions about posting on here!

 

You are right - it's not the end of the world but, I think that I am a "nice" punter and it pisses me off to think that others are getting better service than me, particularly from my regulars/favourites. I am booked with one this weekend and, quite honestly, I came very close to cancelling when I saw she was on your list. However, now that you have indicated that only Zizzi and Pimmada are "current", then I'm much happier to go ahead.

 

I never saw the previous Cindy, only the currrent Cyndi (who seems to hate her job) but a refusal to accept RO is the one thing that guarantees a "fail".

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A: That's all very logical, but why am I sometimes finding the exact opposite. i.e. once she gets comfortable and relaxed with me she feels that she doesn't have to try so hard - just like a real girlfriend! A few girls have been mind-blowing on the first encounter when they're new and keen to impress (Nuclear and Jessica spring to mind) and are bitterly disappointing a month later. I never could and never will figure out women!

 

B: Yes, I do give my regulars silly little gifts and they get all excited like little girls. And....you see what I'm like on here, can you imagine how honest and open I am once I'm in a room with a jaw-dropping gorgeous young Oriental. Making a connection is not often a problem.

 

C: I'm not sure about that, but I am back in Patong next Xmas/New Year and some of those LBs look amazing, so never say "never".

 

D: I used to get offered it when I started a couple of years ago, but I think that my current fixation on ultra-slim girls may work against me?

 

 

 

   A .    You must be doing something wrong then .   How many times are we talking about here   ?   I'm thinking over 20 to get better results  . Some girls may have regulars they can't stand for whatever reason but it's all about the money  .

 

  B    Could be you're too much of a fluffy  . TG 's IMO like a man to show them the way  . Doormats are not respected .

 

 C    Get down to Pattaya instead and Tiggy and I will hold your hand .

 

 D    Fat or thin  , it makes no difference  .

 

   E .   could it be the colour of your postings  ? 

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   A .    You must be doing something wrong then .   How many times are we talking about here   ?   I'm thinking over 20 to get better results  . Some girls may have regulars they can't stand for whatever reason but it's all about the money  .

 

  B    Could be you're too much of a fluffy  . TG 's IMO like a man to show them the way  . Doormats are not respected .

 

 C    Get down to Pattaya instead and Tiggy and I will hold your hand .

 

 D    Fat or thin  , it makes no difference  .

 

   E .   could it be the colour of your postings  ? 

 

I have to see the same girl twenty times to get a result, or twenty different girls?

 

Nothing I can do about my fluffiness, and I don't think that it necessarily equates to being a doormat but you'll have to ask around about that. Overall, I think it is more of a help than a hindrance with the type of girls that I go for.

 

Phuket has nicer beaches, and that's primarily what I go for. Cheap punting in the evening is a bonus, but it is a bit of a busman's holiday or coals to Newcastle in reverse. And I can just imagine you and Tiggy..........."Here's our fluffy friend - he'll kiss your pussy for an hour or so and even pay you in advance for the privilege"!

 

True - fat or thin shouldn't make any difference, but bigger girls do seem generally to be a bit more "robust"?

 

And that reminds me - I must buy a green pen for writing my little notes for the girls.  :D

 

But WP, thanks to your inspiration, I am pondering a cunning plan to cure my anal woes - I'll send you a PM.

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I have to see the same girl twenty times to get a result, or twenty different girls?

 

And I can just imagine you and Tiggy..........."Here's our fluffy friend - he'll kiss your pussy for an hour or so and even pay you in advance for the privilege"!

That's merely the 'amuse bouche' - the 'piece de resistance' comes afterward and certainly is NOT fluffy. :D

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A new put down just occurred to me "couldn't even get anal from a Thai ladyboy" :P

If you're heading for pataya and looking for some a levels with females, then soi6 is the place to go, however it's the kind of place you want to discuss services before hand, some places have reputation for it.

Also if your stopping off in Bangkok I know a few places if your interested, women again I might add.

I find Thailand a bit more hit and miss however at the prices you can afford to take a few duds and there is almost always something better around the corner.

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Anyway, back on topic and steering clear of taboo subjects....

 

I'm strongly attracted to Phoenix - although she seems to be going on/off duty at an alarming rate at the moment. In the context of this thread, has anyone here enjoyed her?

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Anyway, back on topic and steering clear of taboo subjects....

 

I'm strongly attracted to Phoenix - although she seems to be going on/off duty at an alarming rate at the moment. In the context of this thread, has anyone here enjoyed her?

Enjoyed her twice, lovely lady. But it was, er, outside the context of this thread.

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Enjoyed her twice, lovely lady. But it was, er, outside the context of this thread.

 

Damn!

 

The search continues.....

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The days of Cherry, Maria, Pamela, Valentine and co have gone. Don't know of any true substitutes out there.

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The days of Cherry, Maria, Pamela, Valentine and co have gone. Don't know of any true substitutes out there.

I know what you mean, there was a time when it seemed that every Thai WG offered A-level and a great service, I remember a girl called Apple from AA Girls, she was only about for a few months, she was a bit tender and submissive, but she took anal so well, gave great head, fantastic kissing and very effectionate, then she left and immediately Chantel appeared on 007 who offered the same but with a wilder more thrilling experience.

Just speculating for the sake of it, but could it be that a change in the number and types of western tourist that visit Thailand has changed girls perceptions and also made them believe that most are easily satisfied? Or is just we are getting older and younger punters on their 20s will still get what we used to, or are the girls coming in worn out and low on enthusiasm.

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