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Got a whiplash injury -- serves me right for allowing myself to be tied to the bed and having my tongue buried in her vagina for 15 mins . Bad neck and shoulder pain.Thank god for Nurofen Plus !

 

Can I sue ?

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Got a whiplash injury -- serves me right for allowing myself to be tied to the bed and having my tongue buried in her vagina for 15 mins . Bad neck and shoulder pain.Thank god for Nurofen Plus !

 

Can I sue ?

 

Can you still speak? (your tongue hasn't strained a muscle?) :blink:

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I doubt (m)any escorts have indemnity insurance, and I'm not sure if a civil court would pursue this. They would probably conclude it as a 50/50 fault, so I reckon you'll be best off learning a lesson from this! You could try a no win no fee solicitor. Frozen peas and nurofen for you, until next time..!

(ps. This is a tongue in cheek response)

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Can you still speak? (your tongue hasn't strained a muscle?) :blink:

 

 Well,  nearly gave up a few times but picked myself up and get going, otherwise I would be punished even more ! 

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I doubt (m)any escorts have indemnity insurance, and I'm not sure if a civil court would pursue this. They would probably conclude it as a 50/50 fault, so I reckon you'll be best off learning a lesson from this! You could try a no win no fee solicitor. Frozen peas and nurofen for you, until next time..!

(ps. This is a tongue in cheek response)

 

It was a bit more than tongue in cheek !    And she was pressing against me, pushing me up against the headboard and she didn't even have the decency to cum . Maybe its not cool for Mistresses to cum. :P

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It was a bit more than tongue in cheek !    And she was pressing against me, pushing me up against the headboard and she didn't even have the decency to cum . Maybe its not cool for Mistresses to cum. :P

 

I suspect Mistresses have been known to injure men a lot worse than that!!!

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Got a whiplash injury -- serves me right for allowing myself to be tied to the bed and having my tongue buried in her vagina for 15 mins . Bad neck and shoulder pain.Thank god for Nurofen Plus !

 

Can I sue ?

 

Ha ha, sometimes I get marks inside my legs.  I notice the brown marks, normally above the knee area when I am in the bath, otherwise too busy to pay attention to such things.  Can I sue too?

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Got a whiplash injury -- serves me right for allowing myself to be tied to the bed and having my tongue buried in her vagina for 15 mins . Bad neck and shoulder pain.Thank god for Nurofen Plus !

 

Can I sue ?

consider kneeling on the floor with her on the bed with her bum on the edge of the bed facing up..  far more comfy than when the bloke is on the bed as well.

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Does a mortally wounded wallet count as a punting injury :confused:

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Apart from the odd musle strain, all i can think of is my dick almost falling off...

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My two punting injuries have been:

 

1). Knocking over and smashing a glass of wine, cutting my leg and bleeding profusely, thought OMG a definite A&E visit, but managed to stem the flow (with the ladies help) and all was well that ended well. 

 

2). An especially eager young lady I see, sometimes, how can I say, takes me in hour mouth with a little to much vigour and on my return home, notice that my foreskin is bruised - thankfully goes in a few days.

 

3). Not an injury but only once did my car break down outside a ladies house and had to call the AA.

 

Anyway lived to tell the tale and put it all down to experience - thankfully nothing to drastic - my heart sank some months ago when I read of a punter who had a heart attack and was rushed to hospital during a punt - worst nightmare that one.

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I was a bit weak at the knees and almost, plummeted down the walk up stairs one time.

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Not a punting injury as such but a couple of years ago I was hammering away in the doggy position building up a real sweat and a head of steam. The girl was loving it too. I was pulling her hair playfully and slapping her ass whispering filth in her ear. Suddenly I got cramp in my hamstring. I am prone to this from time to time. I cannot put into words how painful this is. When it happens I have to stand up immediately and straighten my leg. Anyway, when it happened I accidentally gave the poor girl an enormous thrust at which point she was thrown across and over the bed landing on the floor looking completely bewildered. Meantime, I was hobbling around in agony, rubbing my hamstring and apologising to her.

 

She was fantastic. After the pain had subsided a bit she lay me down and massaged my hamy with oil. She then massaged something else too. Happy days.  :)

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Not a punting injury as such but a couple of years ago I was hammering away in the doggy position building up a real sweat and a head of steam. The girl was loving it too. I was pulling her hair playfully and slapping her ass whispering filth in her ear. Suddenly I got cramp in my hamstring. I am prone to this from time to time. I cannot put into words how painful this is. When it happens I have to stand up immediately and straighten my leg. Anyway, when it happened I accidentally gave the poor girl an enormous thrust at which point she was thrown across and over the bed landing on the floor looking completely bewildered. Meantime, I was hobbling around in agony, rubbing my hamstring and apologising to her.

 

She was fantastic. After the pain had subsided a bit she lay me down and massaged my hamy with oil. She then massaged something else too. Happy days.  :)

 

I know what you mean Boomerang, I get it if I tense my leg sometimes. Its bloody agony - words cant describe the pain

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Broken heart.........

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I've had marks left (thankfully not skid marks) on my nipples and scrathes over my body, the lady in turn had rose red cheeks but that was all part of an afternoons fun!!!

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Nothing serious, whilst having a good session of mish, supporting myself on my elbows, I noticed afterwards on one of them a bruise, a friction burn, where it rested on the bed sheets. Took a while to heal but could easily be explained away ....

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I wonder if any guys got shorter hair where a 'friction burn' occurred?  Or they have the same long, healthy, shiny hairs?   :D

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Not a punting injury, but I sustained some really nasty friction burns from a particularly nasty nylon/synthetic carpet during a frenzied session in my uni hall of residence room. My girlfriend at the time found it hilarious and took great pleasure in pointing my misfortune out to friends.

But the lesson was learned and towels were placed on the floor whenever it came into play in future.

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Ha ha, some of my partners managed to achieve the same but not because of any carpet............ These burnt patches looked rather funny on their hairy legs

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