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Pint Or A Punt ?

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Would love a punt this evening but would also like to go for a few beers ?  Decisions , decisions !   Aside from any performance issues, I don't like the idea of turning up to an incall stinking of alcohol. Do you fave this choice and which one normally wins out ?

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Why not punt then chill afters with a pint or 4?

 

That would be my ideal scenario, did that last summer - fab apt with Daisy in MK, then a few beers after.  Certainly added to the enjoyment of some well chilled nectar....

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I agree with HH - go for the punt and then savour the memory with a beer.

I really don't like drinking before a punt for all sorts of reasons. But it can't always be avoided - I've lost count of the number of times I've decided to go for a punt on the spur of the moment fuelled by a good night out!

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.....no contest for me that one....punt first and then pint...best of both worlds kind of my motto that really! :)

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Both!

either punt first pint later - or - a couple of drinks with the lady first works well too. Just not too many!

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Silly question.

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Punt first pint later definitely.

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Hard question, they are both satisfying and quench two very different thirsts.

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Really disappointed in myself. Was ready to do punt and then pint but didn't find a lady who ticked all the boxes.  Having punted for some years now , I am unfortunately getting to the stage where just booking a gorgeous lady is not enough.. Each time  now, I am looking for something that will capture my particular desires at the time.The chance of everything coming together become more and more remote and time consuming too.  

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Bleurgh! 

Clients with beery breath. 

Yuck. 

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Bleurgh!

Clients with beery breath.

Yuck.

Is cupious amounts of Vodka ok!!!

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Bleurgh!

Clients with beery breath.

Yuck.

Yes I can imagine. Definitely wouldn't do that but if I'm waiting at a hotel for a lady to be ready I do sometimes have a glass of red wine. I hope that doesn't meet too much disapproval. The long deep kiss I usually get suggests not

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Bleurgh! 

Clients with beery breath. 

Yuck. 

Yes that must be yucky.  Some drinks work for me though, I find the smell and taste of gin on a woman very stimulating.  I think that may go back to memories of one particular girl and the effect gin had on her. 

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I would NEVER drink before a Punt (not a big drinker anyway)

Its not fair on her and surely you want to be 100% sober to get maximum enjoyment???

Also, if you drink (even 1 pint) chances are your gonna end up needing to piss during the punt.......

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why would i drink something to blur my senses beofore enjoying something i have paid a fair wedge for.  I want all my senses at 100% thanks.

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Bleurgh! 

Clients with beery breath. 

Yuck.

I got a bit panic stricken on an overnight booking, having arranged to meet the wg in the hotel bar. I got there early as I enjoy a bit of people watching while waiting - especially when a gorgeous girl walks into the room alone - extra especially when she's walking over to me! I bought a bottle of beer just to blend in and not look like a lemon sitting there with nothing, when habit kicked in and I drank the beer...:rolleyes:

Thankfully when she did arrive she asked for a bottle of what I'd been drinking, so the mutual beer breath cancelled each other out. Especially following the Indian meal we had later! :D

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I got a bit panic stricken on an overnight booking, having arranged to meet the wg in the hotel bar. I got there early as I enjoy a bit of people watching while waiting - especially when a gorgeous girl walks into the room alone - extra especially when she's walking over to me! I bought a bottle of beer just to blend in and not look like a lemon sitting there with nothing, when habit kicked in and I drank the beer... :rolleyes:

Thankfully when she did arrive she asked for a bottle of what I'd been drinking, so the mutual beer breath cancelled each other out. Especially following the Indian meal we had later! :D

 

Indian meal on an overnight??????

 

Hope there was an extractor fan in the bathroom....... :o

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Indian meal on an overnight??????

 

Hope there was an extractor fan in the bathroom....... :o

Gloria Extractorfan?

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Indian meal on an overnight??????

 

Hope there was an extractor fan in the bathroom....... :o

Ha!

Must admit we avoided the real hot stuff! :)

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Ha!

Must admit we avoided the real hot stuff! :)

Thats the best bit, in and out of the restaurant!!!

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Would love a punt this evening but would also like to go for a few beers ?  Decisions , decisions !   Aside from any performance issues, I don't like the idea of turning up to an incall stinking of alcohol. Do you fave this choice and which one normally wins out ?

 

Lots of guys inform girls they might smell from alcohol or food after a function and even bring their mouth wash: you can always ask to have a shower at the girl's premises.  Much better to ask in advance, I find that very polite and respectful......... and you can make fun of that later on to break the ice if you are both 'shy souls'.  :)

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Or even leave their mouthwash behind afterwards because they forgot to take it with them.

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I guess they did it deliberately to remind the person they visited of their past presence  :P

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Be a lousy choice for me.Don't drink no more so the pints out,and am pretty bamged up so any sort of physical activity is out of the picture.How about a cake and cuppa or punt option?

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Would love a punt this evening but would also like to go for a few beers ?  Decisions , decisions !   Aside from any performance issues, I don't like the idea of turning up to an incall stinking of alcohol. Do you fave this choice and which one normally wins out ?

 

On a late Friday afternoon or early evening at this time of year when the sun lazily descends into the western sky dripping its warmth across our world I can think of nothing better than a few cheeky pints. As I sup my 2nd or 3rd my mind might wander and think of a lithe young girl wantonly ravishing me with paid affection. I hesitate...........think.........hesitate again and then look up at the sky. Dark clouds and rain begins to descend. Sod it! I'll have another pint.  :)

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