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Showering Prior To Appointment

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Hi Everyone

 

Reading the reviews on the site, I note that some guys have a shower on the premises just prior to their appointment, I was wondering how this works in practice, does this form part of the booking time or can you arrive early to freshen up?

 

Also do you need to 'book'  a shower in advance?

 

I'm sure most ladies would prefer their customers to shower prior to an appointment but wondered how this worked in practice? 

 

Thanks in advance for any helpful replies.

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Just mention to the lady when you book, your coming from work,so might need to freshen up That way she will probably appreciate your thoughtfulness,and might not start the clock until your out of shower [don't take the p1ss though ]. lf your coming from home,mention that you've showered before you left home,but if she offers you a shower,dont refuse,you never know she might join you .Good fun lathering one another up

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It depends on the day, if you arrive early or on time or even a little late but she has no bookings after then it should be fine. Be aware though that if you do arrive late and she has someone else booked in for a certain tiime after you then you may have to take the sh thower in your booking time so that she still has enough time to shower and get ready afterwards for her next client. Usually its fine though, it depends how much timee lady leaves between her bookings as to how it works.

 

Rule of thumb, ask each time you book  with a different lady as everyone works slightly differently. Regarding the showering together, a lot dont mind, some do mind, some have hair and tans to think about etc, just ask, there is a lot to be said for a shared shower.

 

If visiting one of the parlours then ask at the time of booking what their policy is, they can differ from place to place also

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Unless you haven't washed for a week (rare but not unheard of), and have showered in the last 24 hours then a freshen up shower should only take a couple of minutes, so should be neither here nor there for either of you and shouldn't need 'booking'.

 

I have mostly not showered with clients because the shower was too small, at the end of bookings I have however been known to pop in after they have had theirs.

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Offering to take a shower immediately before the action starts is one of the main ways to get the lady on your side.

 

Fortunately I only wash on very rare occasions so the shower forms a nice change of routine.

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Hi Everyone

 

Reading the reviews on the site, I note that some guys have a shower on the premises just prior to their appointment, I was wondering how this works in practice, does this form part of the booking time or can you arrive early to freshen up?

 

Also do you need to 'book'  a shower in advance?

 

I'm sure most ladies would prefer their customers to shower prior to an appointment but wondered how this worked in practice? 

 

Thanks in advance for any helpful replies.

I personally feel that taking a shower prior to the main event is very important, regardless of washing before coming out, I always carry my own shower gel, toothbrush and mouth wash so I can freshen up.

 

 

Offering to take a shower immediately before the action starts is one of the main ways to get the lady on your side.

 

Fortunately I only wash on very rare occasions so the shower forms a nice change of routine.

I agree entirely that it helps to get the lady on side and its respectful towards the lady to show that you care about your appearance, obviously don't take the micky but show to your companion that you have some respect for her.

 

I've heard girls mention that customers have used the toilet on arriving and they haven't heard them wash there hands :o Really !! I wouldn't eat a sandwich without washing my hands never mind expecting a lady to perform oral upon me.

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Offering to take a shower immediately before the action starts is one of the main ways to get the lady on your side.

 

Fortunately I only wash on very rare occasions so the shower forms a nice change of routine.

spose you only punt once a year on your birthday so you can have your annual shower!!!!

 

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Last few times I've been to a parlour I've showered or just had a bath as last thing I've done before leaving home so I don't normally bother (Shelly @ KSG said I smelt nice today when kissing down my stomach so must be ok even with a short walk afterward...) but I did shower once at Galaxy in Burnage back in about 2006 on a very hot, sticky, sunny day and in that case there was about a 4-5 minute delay from the 'madam' taking me to the room and me undressing to jump in the shower and the girl coming in to the room so I was pretty much finishing up a 'quick 5 min job' cleansing wise as she came in to the room, got the full 30 mins after that, whether lucky that time or done like that as standard, I couldn't say.

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Unless you haven't washed for a week (rare but not unheard of), and have showered in the last 24 hours then a freshen up shower should only take a couple of minutes, so should be neither here nor there for either of you and shouldn't need 'booking'.

 

I have mostly not showered with clients because the shower was too small, at the end of bookings I have however been known to pop in after they have had theirs.

True Strawbs but as all girls work in different ways I still think its wise for a guy to tell the lady he will want one when he visits when he makes the booking.

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Last few times I've been to a parlour I've showered or just had a bath as last thing I've done before leaving home so I don't normally bother (Shelly @ KSG said I smelt nice today when kissing down my stomach so must be ok even with a short walk afterward...) but I did shower once at Galaxy in Burnage back in about 2006 on a very hot, sticky, sunny day and in that case there was about a 4-5 minute delay from the 'madam' taking me to the room and me undressing to jump in the shower and the girl coming in to the room so I was pretty much finishing up a 'quick 5 min job' cleansing wise as she came in to the room, got the full 30 mins after that, whether lucky that time or done like that as standard, I couldn't say.

I imagine it would be trickier if your having a thirty minute punt, because time is tight, I normally book for the longer sessions and like to make sure I'm nice and clean.

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Unless you haven't washed for a week (rare but not unheard of), and have showered in the last 24 hours then a freshen up shower should only take a couple of minutes, so should be neither here nor there for either of you and shouldn't need 'booking'.

 

I have mostly not showered with clients because the shower was too small, at the end of bookings I have however been known to pop in after they have had theirs.

what is wrong with that?

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Hi Everyone

 

Reading the reviews on the site, I note that some guys have a shower on the premises just prior to their appointment, I was wondering how this works in practice, does this form part of the booking time or can you arrive early to freshen up?

 

Also do you need to 'book'  a shower in advance?

 

I'm sure most ladies would prefer their customers to shower prior to an appointment but wondered how this worked in practice? 

 

Thanks in advance for any helpful replies.

 

I always do shower before punting and most of the time I do it at home so basically I do not need to shower again when I arrive at the punting place. and most of the ladies accept this as I'm freshly showered but if I go straightly from my work then I must need a shower at the ladies home. So if you need to shower just simply ask them and you will find most ladies happily accept this. but remember some ladies are clock watcher and they count your shower time with booking so do not wast too much time on shower. :)

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Thanks for all the feedback, I guess so long as I notify the establishment/lady beforehand it should be ok to shower beforehand. 

 

As I live approx. a 2 hour drive from MK, I'm always concious that it can get a bit sticky after being in a car for that long on the way down. 

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Offering to take a shower immediately before the action starts is one of the main ways to get the lady on your side.

 

Fortunately I only wash on very rare occasions so the shower forms a nice change of routine.

 

Out of curiosity how many times per week or month do you wash or shower?  Don't take it wrong, is just curiosity.

 

For example I wash my hands all the time due to being scared of germs as I had so many health complications in the past.  Thank God no flu or cold for many years now.

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Hi Everyone

 

Reading the reviews on the site, I note that some guys have a shower on the premises just prior to their appointment, I was wondering how this works in practice, does this form part of the booking time or can you arrive early to freshen up?

 

Also do you need to 'book'  a shower in advance?

 

I'm sure most ladies would prefer their customers to shower prior to an appointment but wondered how this worked in practice? 

 

Thanks in advance for any helpful replies.

I've found with most ladies & places, if I'm not freshly showered from home, my showering time comes out of the time booked.

 

I don't mind as I like to feel fresh and squeaky and only takes a few minutes. 30 min bookings usually gives 20 mins and 1hour usually 50 mins of fun.

 

Some places don't even have a shower facility, so a horrid baby wipe bed bath ensues. I always try to avoid those places these days or aim to be freshly showered from home if it's not far. lol

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what is wrong with that?

One person being shoved up against the wall or going "'scuse me", shuffling around trying to get one person under the shower, other person out in the cold or risking being bumped on the tiles/breaking the fixed plastic screen is not my idea of sexy. Tried it didn't work. Same with the bath - water ended up all over the floor, one person had taps jammed in their back. Not relaxing.

 

Re 'getting lady on side', most clients are clean, if they need a shower that's fair enough and fine, happy to provide but I don't give any different service to someone who has turned up already clean and ready to go.

 

Some guys do spend a long time in the shower, door shut, and really take advantage, I leave long gaps between bookings but I want much of that gap so I can be taking any phone calls, answering texts, grabbing food and water, and not having it run down because someone is 25 minutes showering and drying at each end of the full appointment(yes a few do do this!).

 

Most of my clients don't shower on arrival, probably only 25% ask, and I wouldn't go head if their hygiene wasn't up to scratch. In 7+ years I only had to ask I think 3 clients to take a shower.

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Shower 'time' isn't a concern for me, because I book 'longer' meets. 

 

I think it's unfair on those who book a short meet, and have their 'reasonable' shower time 'included' as part of the booking time, by 'some' girls that do this.  After all, they are showering for the girls benefit.  Obviously, as long as they don't spend too long in the shower, then this time shouldn't be part of the booking. 

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It all depends in my case - if going directly from home I'll have already had a shower, if its an outcall again I'll have done it before the lady arrives, if its an incall in London where generally I've been running around for a good few hours then I'll shower on arrival (having already said when booking I'll need to). Even if not showering I'll always wash my hands on arrival.

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I've endured some showers that hardly qualify for the name. If a girl is going to ask you to shower the least she can do is provide one!

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I think it's essential to be freshly showered, one way or another.

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I always do shower before punting and most of the time I do it at home so basically I do not need to shower again when I arrive at the punting place. and most of the ladies accept this as I'm freshly showered but if I go straightly from my work then I must need a shower at the ladies home. So if you need to shower just simply ask them and you will find most ladies happily accept this. but remember some ladies are clock watcher and they count your shower time with booking so do not wast too much time on shower. :)

Just make sure you get your pits and naughty bits done though or you may find getting sent back to the shower happens, Ive done it on occasion when the only thing the guy didnt scrub was underneath his foreskin, I had to send him back by telling him he had missed a bit and pointing. He came back though clearly defiant as he had missed the one offending part yet again. He got bagged up

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I do hotel incalls quite regularly now and I will not proceed with a booking if the client hasn't showered in the room.

It's shocking the amount of unhygienic smelly men who book us girls expecting us to service their unhygienic self.

So I say to each client very nicely could they have a shower before we start the booking, most guys usually comply and no issues. But you get the odd idiot who will say "I showered before I left" and I tell them politely that may well be the truth but I wouldn't know so I would prefer them to shower here so I know they are clean.

I won't go ahead with a booking otherwise, I'm sick of smelly pits, sweaty dicks and smelly asses. I don't have a strong stomach and unpleasant smells will make me vomit! :D

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Just make sure you get your pits and naughty bits done though or you may find getting sent back to the shower happens, Ive done it on occasion when the only thing the guy didnt scrub was underneath his foreskin, I had to send him back by telling him he had missed a bit and pointing. He came back though clearly defiant as he had missed the one offending part yet again. He got bagged up

That must've been so embarrassing to be told 'again' you aren't clean.  Totally agree with you Chloe about washing properly!   

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I do hotel incalls quite regularly now and I will not proceed with a booking if the client hasn't showered in the room.

It's shocking the amount of unhygienic smelly men who book us girls expecting us to service their unhygienic self.

So I say to each client very nicely could they have a shower before we start the booking, most guys usually comply and no issues. But you get the odd idiot who will say "I showered before I left" and I tell them politely that may well be the truth but I wouldn't know so I would prefer them to shower here so I know they are clean.

I won't go ahead with a booking otherwise, I'm sick of smelly pits, sweaty dicks and smelly asses. I don't have a strong stomach and unpleasant smells will make me vomit! :D

I shower 'before' the girl arrives.  I also take another shower when she arrives.  When I first started meets, I only had the one shower before she arrived.  Later on, I was reading the forum and came across those that were asked to take a shower by the girl when she arrived.  When I read this I thought, I don't want any fallout with girls that 'might' ask me to do this and then me possibly arguing I showered earlier on.  So I thought it would be best to 'always' shower when she arrives so there's no problem.

 

TYE, I wouldn't have believed this was a major problem, until you pointed this out!  What I don't understand is how can anyone spend hundreds of pounds on a meet and not wash themselves properly?

 

I must admit, when the girls arrive, I expect them to be super clean also, and thankfully they all have been ;)

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I shower 'before' the girl arrives. I also take another shower when she arrives. When I first started meets, I only had the one shower before she arrived. Later on, I was reading the forum and came across those that were asked to take a shower by the girl when she arrived. When I read this I thought, I don't want any fallout with girls that 'might' ask me to do this and then me possibly arguing I showered earlier on. So I thought it would be best to 'always' shower when she arrives so there's no problem.

TYE, I wouldn't have believed this was a major problem, until you pointed this out! What I don't understand is how can anyone spend hundreds of pounds on a meet and not wash themselves properly?

I must admit, when the girls arrive, I expect them to be super clean also, and thankfully they all have been ;)

I have no idea why they spend so much money on WGs yet can't wash it really baffles me!

You can buy a bar of soap for about 50p and water is free!!! It doesn't take a second to have a decent wash, yet they are happy to spend £120 having a girl endure their smelliness!

It's so offensive to me, I'm slightly OCD when it comes to cleanliness not in a weird creeper way but I like everything to be clean from me, to the bathroom sink. And it really pisses me off when a guy comes in with a shitty smelling arse and wants rimming! I remember my first days as an escort 3 years go when I was 18 and I was too shy to say anything it was horrible. I'm still quite shy and hate confrontation but I will not stand for bad hygeine. It really baffles me how the can spend hundreds of pounds on women get can't wash themselves properly!

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