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Escort lying about her Height on Profile. Should I cancel or haggle?

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Hello people

I have pre-booked and commited myself to an Independent Escort via a Free Ads style listing website listing indepedent Escorts for bookings.

As I am 5 foot 8 myself, Height is a determining factor, and on this occassion I wanted my Escort to be either the same Height as me or Taller for a GFE with basic services OWO, Tease/Lapdance, Kissing.

So I was happy to book a 5 foot 9, Tall Blonde as she describes herself on her listing.

Its a fantastic profile, excellent viewable reviews from experienced guys and for Hardsports, A Levels, Public and a whole list of Interesting and "Original" Services for future visits

But one reviewer said she her Natural Height is 5 Foot 6, and that she is only 5 Foot 9 when wearing Near Vertical High Heels.

As the website has Escort/Client feedback on one hand I dont want a "short" GFE but on the other- its unfair to other Escorts I could've booked who were more honest upfront- so I feel entitled to a YMMV or extended meeting at the same price.

Thoughts?

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You're 'entitled' to not go through with the booking, but I think she is 'entitled' to an explanation and the chance to rebut the reviewer who said she was shorter than she claims in profile.

Height is important. I prefer to not to punt with anyone tall as I am a shortarse myself.

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Quite clearly you should issue a lawsuit under the Trade Descriptions Act and take her to Court. Take is as far as the European Court of Human Rights if necessary. You must be completely traumatised by this revelation and the compensation you will receive will be considerable. You will probably get enough to provide free punts for your lifetime

When thinking about a booking did you become aroused may I ask ? If so and you wanked over her details then don't forget to add on to your claim the costs of wasted tissue paper to clean up your seed. More importantly you have been cheated out of one of your lifetime supply of Orgasms. Its a well known scientific fact that an important man only has a fixed amount of orgasms in his life. They are like gold dust and you have wasted one.

The fact that the Lady might be 3" shorter than you expect may have been disappointment when you wrote you post but with advice from this board you will end up feeling like all your Birthdays and Christmases have come at the same time.:(

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Its your money, you can do what you like, although i would pay to be a fly on the wall when you try to haggle because she is a couple of inches shorter than she claimed to be, based on the evidence of a fellow punter. Dont forget to take a tape measure with you, if you go along. And for future reference, watch out with tall WG's, some of them are, or have been blokes at some time.

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You may be new to this business but you will find that most girls lie on their profiles, normally about their age or dress size.

Personally I like short girls but would not cancel on the grounds of height alone. :(

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If she is 5ft 6 then she will be at least 5ft 10/11 if she is wearing 4/5 inch heels.just ask her to keep her shoes on.xx

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Just have a good laugh about it with her. Seems a shame to miss out on something just because you have a hang-up about size. (I don't mean that to diss you, by the way)

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All the same height in bed, snuggle up and turn out the light.

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Thanks for the replies.

The good thing about Independent Escorts is their Photos aren't Airbrushed/Lit Up/Soft Focused into oblivion like Agencies.

They are pure Happy Snap shots so you can see what they really look like and make judgements on their dress sizes.

On the subject of pricing she is £150 per hour, a good looker as well as an impressive menu- BUT.

I can get equally Attractive ladies at £120 per hour who do the same services who have admitted they are 5 foot 6, 5 foot 7.

I will send a polite e-mail pointing out incogruence between her lisitng and make references to the reviewer who noticed her Natural Height.

Either way I will keep you all informed :(

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The good thing about Independent Escorts is their Photos aren't Airbrushed/Lit Up/Soft Focused into oblivion like Agencies.

They are pure Happy Snap shots so you can see what they really look like and make judgements on their dress sizes.

Oh no they're not !

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If you live around the Manchester area Joanna is an indie who is 5 foot 9 who does offer A levels. Her excellent website is www.joannaescort.co.uk.

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If you live around the Manchester area Joanna is an indie who is 5 foot 9 who does offer A levels. Her excellent website is www.joannaescort.co.uk.

Clearly had too much of the Christmas spirit yesterday.........just revisited her website and she's 5 foot 11........should definitely more than meet your height requirements.

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Hello people

I have pre-booked and commited myself to an Independent Escort via a Free Ads style listing website listing indepedent Escorts for bookings.

As I am 5 foot 8 myself, Height is a determining factor, and on this occassion I wanted my Escort to be either the same Height as me or Taller for a GFE with basic services OWO, Tease/Lapdance, Kissing.

So I was happy to book a 5 foot 9, Tall Blonde as she describes herself on her listing.

Its a fantastic profile, excellent viewable reviews from experienced guys and for Hardsports, A Levels, Public and a whole list of Interesting and "Original" Services for future visits

But one reviewer said she her Natural Height is 5 Foot 6, and that she is only 5 Foot 9 when wearing Near Vertical High Heels.

As the website has Escort/Client feedback on one hand I dont want a "short" GFE but on the other- its unfair to other Escorts I could've booked who were more honest upfront- so I feel entitled to a YMMV or extended meeting at the same price.

Thoughts?

must say I dont understand the laissez-faire attitude amongst many punters who seem prepared to be fooled by mis-description on profiles, mainly it seems based on an acceptance that ' sure thats what goes on generally ' . we all suffer as a result . I dont subscribe to that philosophy at all. profiles can be updated easily--- give me the correct info and pay me the respect of making my own decision.

to the OP--- if something is a genuine determining factor then stick to your guns. clarify it beforehand and if the lady doesnt or cant supply it then cancel and find someone who is offering a description and services you can rely on.

what concerns me about the OP is he seems prepared to go ahead anyway if he gets an extended appointment. the height cant be that important. :(

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Ladies ladies stop the lying.

Let the guys know what they're buying.

Do not lie and say you're tall.

When in fact you're really small.

Some say they are twenty one.

When they're really old and done.

Some say they are really slim.

They think the men are really dim.

Dont insist you swallow come.

Or say you take it up the bum.

When really you are telling lies.

Cos most men's brains are in their flies.

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On the subject of pricing she is £150 per hour, a good looker as well as an impressive menu- BUT.

I can get equally Attractive ladies at £120 per hour who do the same services who have admitted they are 5 foot 6, 5 foot 7.

Simple answer, see one of the £120 an hour ladies and put that £30 towards your next punt.

If we all refused to pay £150 an hour many ladies would adjust their rates, that I am certain of. :(

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must say I dont understand the laissez-faire attitude amongst many punters who seem prepared to be fooled by mis-description on profiles, mainly it seems based on an acceptance that ' sure thats what goes on generally ' . we all suffer as a result . I dont subscribe to that philosophy at all. profiles can be updated easily--- give me the correct info and pay me the respect of making my own decision.

to the OP--- if something is a genuine determining factor then stick to your guns. clarify it beforehand and if the lady doesnt or cant supply it then cancel and find someone who is offering a description and services you can rely on.

what concerns me about the OP is he seems prepared to go ahead anyway if he gets an extended appointment. the height cant be that important. :(

Good post. IMO if somethings a determining factor there is no point in proceeding if your not going to get it, this is likely to spoil the whole punt.

Never rely on a site/profile being accurate and up to date, always ask for confirmation, too many are inaccurate for me to just accept on face value. If you get confirmation and this turns out to be a lie or lies, walk out. Unfortunately, from many FRs and posts this is something some punters dont do, they think with their dicks instead and its this thinking where punters suffer as a result.

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Never rely on a site/profile being accurate and up to date, always ask for confirmation, too many are inaccurate for me to just accept on face value. If you get confirmation and this turns out to be a lie or lies, walk out.

Excellent advice, typical lies include ------

Age

Dress size

Nationality

Services on offer.

Always have a "plan B" in place and walk away if you have been lied to. :(

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If we stop WG's from telling porkies we will not have anyone to tell us that we have a huge dick.

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Clearly had too much of the Christmas spirit yesterday.........just revisited her website and she's 5 foot 11........should definitely more than meet your height requirements.

Yes I had had a bit too much of the Christmas spirit, it is 5'11"

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Everything on my profile is true however one of my reviewers estimated my height in his report to be 5' 6". I am a measured 5' 4" it was simply his guess at my height. I suppose one or two reading his report could be left thinking "Hmmm is she 5' 6" or 5' 4"? and can I reply on her other stats?" this is something completely out of my control as I can't go any further than using my true, measured stats on my profiles.

I have just found a listing on a directory that is still using my details as they were 2 years ago. Must get on to them to update and I suppose that now means I join the lying hoards!

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Thanks for the replies.

The good thing about Independent Escorts is their Photos aren't Airbrushed/Lit Up/Soft Focused into oblivion like Agencies.

They are pure Happy Snap shots so you can see what they really look like and make judgements on their dress sizes.

LMAO

If indie escorts photos are not photoshopped then i am the bloody Pope :(

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Quite clearly you should issue a lawsuit under the Trade Descriptions Act and take her to Court. Take is as far as the European Court of Human Rights if necessary. You must be completely traumatised by this revelation and the compensation you will receive will be considerable. You will probably get enough to provide free punts for your lifetime

When thinking about a booking did you become aroused may I ask ? If so and you wanked over her details then don't forget to add on to your claim the costs of wasted tissue paper to clean up your seed. More importantly you have been cheated out of one of your lifetime supply of Orgasms. Its a well known scientific fact that an important man only has a fixed amount of orgasms in his life. They are like gold dust and you have wasted one.

The fact that the Lady might be 3" shorter than you expect may have been disappointment when you wrote you post but with advice from this board you will end up feeling like all your Birthdays and Christmases have come at the same time.:(

Wouldn't it be wonderful if this is a case of "Many a true word is spoken in jest." :(

Maybe it warrants further investigation, as the chances of success are probably more than favourable, especially when one considers some of the asinine rulings resulting from existing EU laws !:(

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If she is 5ft 6 then she will be at least 5ft 10/11 if she is wearing 4/5 inch heels.just ask her to keep her shoes on.xx

Very good point Chloe, and as Jkay says I'm sure it doesn't matter once the lady's horizontal - or on her knees. :(

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Remember the reported height is only an individual's estimate which can vary widely. Unless he's held a tape measure to her he can't be quoted as correct either.

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LMAO

If indie escorts photos are not photoshopped then i am the bloody Pope :(

So how are you after being attacked the other day??:(

Not all girls photoshop (some of us are too thick when it comes to computers to be able to)

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