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I find wet wipes far better than toilet paper for wiping your cock.  Toilet paper tends to stick to it -  especially the cheap stuff - kitchen towels are better though.

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I dislike the fact that the majority of wet wipe brands use baby photos on their packaging. It's hardly apt for those of us who use them as willy wipes. My current batch of wet wipes have Disney princesses on them. Marginally better than a nappy clad sleeping baby. I know there are neutrally packaged wipes, but they're the ones designed for mucky botties so you pay a premium for their heavy duty purpose compared to the baby/willy wipes.

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I dislike the fact that the majority of wet wipe brands use baby photos on their packaging. It's hardly apt for those of us who use them as willy wipes. My current batch of wet wipes have Disney princesses on them. Marginally better than a nappy clad sleeping baby. I know there are neutrally packaged wipes, but they're the ones designed for mucky botties so you pay a premium for their heavy duty purpose compared to the baby/willy wipes.

Jasmine In honor of those highly insightful observations and by the power invested in me, I pronounce you a Jedis

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They are not talking about baby wipes, they are talking about the antibacterial cleaning wipes, not the same thing  you wipe your bum or willy with. I do wonder if baby wipe manufacturers would change that picture on the packet if they realised just how many packets of wipes us escorts get through in a year

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They are not talking about baby wipes, they are talking about the antibacterial cleaning wipes, not the same thing  you wipe your bum or willy with. I do wonder if baby wipe manufacturers would change that picture on the packet if they realised just how many packets of wipes us escorts get through in a year

There'll always be someone who finds a gap in the market....

http://shecra.en.busytrade.com/selling_leads/info/381928/Willy-Wyp-s--Toilet-Wipe-for-Males.html

They can even be attached to the headboard (as opposed to cistern) using the thoughtfully provided self adhesive fixings, and are easily removable with one hand, leaving the other hand free to continue playing while you wipe. Perfect :)

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I dislike the fact that the majority of wet wipe brands use baby photos on their packaging. It's hardly apt for those of us who use them as willy wipes. My current batch of wet wipes have Disney princesses on them. Marginally better than a nappy clad sleeping baby. I know there are neutrally packaged wipes, but they're the ones designed for mucky botties so you pay a premium for their heavy duty purpose compared to the baby/willy wipes.

 

Oh Jasmine I hope it's Elsa as the rest of the princesses are under 18 lol. :blink:

 

Why not get the generic Boots ones? Are they priced differently? The best is obviously warm hand towels, those are definitely more sexy in the after-glow.

 

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They are not talking about baby wipes, they are talking about the antibacterial cleaning wipes, not the same thing  you wipe your bum or willy with. I do wonder if baby wipe manufacturers would change that picture on the packet if they realised just how many packets of wipes us escorts get through in a year

 

 

Imaglning the new packaging now......having little tiny butts and willies with angel wings....can't this same product be used to remove make-up.

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I like to use a 'normal' dry tissue to do the first stage of a clean up and then use a wet wipe as a general freshener. This is not to say I cum buckets because I don't by the way.

Uncle Pokey

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I like to use a 'normal' dry tissue to do the first stage of a clean up and then use a wet wipe as a general freshener. This is not to say I cum buckets because I don't by the way.

Uncle Pokey

I never understood why guys like to use the tissues first, bits of tissue always stick to the willy skin then I have to sit and watch then pick them off whereas a wetwipe never leaves bits of itself behind?

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I never understood why guys like to use the tissues first, bits of tissue always stick to the willy skin then I have to sit and watch then pick them off whereas a wetwipe never leaves bits of itself behind?

dunno if this is true but excessive use of wet wipes may be bad for your skin.  And especially to sensitive bits like glans penis and behind the labia.

anyone know if thats true or urban myth????

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Not a fan of wet wipes but understand there use in this world!

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Good point Mr Frank. Not quite sure why I started this thread, but as I did, I'd also add that another personal gripe against wet wipes, is when they are reached before proceedings have even finished. For example, last weekend I had a tumultuous orgasm, and somehow even managed to give myself a bit of a facial, but before I'd even finished writhing around like a freshly landed trout, she'd reached for that anaemic looking plastic pack with a waddling baby on its front, and started the clean up operation before I'd even finished .... it was fun anyway.

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Just to quote from Mr Frank's article ....

Beaches are becoming increasingly littered with wet wipes that people flush down the lavatory, conservationists have warned.

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"The number of wet wipes found in the Marine Conservation Society’s (MCS)annual “Great British beach clean” increased by 50 per cent in a year as people use them instead of lavatory paper or to remove make-up, clean up after messy punters or apply fake tan, the charity said."

"The most common type of rubbish was pieces of plastic, while 10 per cent of the litter collected was plastic drinks bottles and aluminium drinks cans, and 11 per cent was related to fishing.

 

Volunteers also found some unusual items, including a colostomy bag, a plastic hand, a piping gun nozzle, a giant dildo, a bra strap and, on one beach, nine pairs of shoes of various sizes. An average of 35 wet wipes, which do not disintegrate when flushed away, were found for every kilometre of beach cleaned last year, up from 23 the previous year."

..... so there you go.

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I dislike the fact that the majority of wet wipe brands use baby photos on their packaging. It's hardly apt for those of us who use them as willy wipes. My current batch of wet wipes have Disney princesses on them. Marginally better than a nappy clad sleeping baby. I know there are neutrally packaged wipes, but they're the ones designed for mucky botties so you pay a premium for their heavy duty purpose compared to the baby/willy wipes.

 

Funny the way people look at things. That would never have occurred to me. I would just concentrate of the functionality of the thing . Think I'm getting out of touch. :(

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