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How Long Do You Have To Have Been Punting Or How Many Punts Do You Have To Have To Become "seasoned"?

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Came across this quote and made me giggle a bit given I am a punting novice :D  What do you think, It would be good to hear from ladies as well as the Punters

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seasoned, coming along nicely... horses or people ;)

 

On a mores serious note, it depends, some see themselves as seasoned when in fact they are just cynical and bitter because they rarely listen to big brain and get ripped off. Some see themselves as just having a bit of fun but are sensible to learn the score to keep themselves safe early in the game.

 

I guess it just all depends on the person

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I agree with Chloe Kisses in that it depends on the person.

As to whether it be length of time punting or numbers of punts at the end of the day Knowledge is one thing but Understanding is far deeper than knowledge.

I think once you understand the business and the interactions within it.....that makes you 'seasoned.'

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I suppose if you're into food sex you might get seasoned on your first punt

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Don't worry about it, just take it with a pinch of salt.

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The answer in my view is that it is a smooth curve.  After 3 punts you might be half seasoned, after 6 punts 75%, after 12 90%, 24 95%.  Something like that.  It helps if you do different things, AW, agencies, parlours, and of course, you are not seasoned until you meet a female poster on PN.  Add in a party (like or hate you should try), a girl that is outside your price range (so you know that £250 is not better than £120), and perhaps one who is reported to give great service, but is not your 'type'.

 

By this definition, I am seasoned  :cool: .

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I'm half seasoned after about 6 pints - punts not so much.

I'd class a seasoned punter as someone who has experienced a lot of different things with different wg's over a long period of time. Something I'll never be - even though I'm into 3 figures as far as numbers of punts go, I've only actually seen a small number of wg's (8), and stick to being fairly vanilla. I also don't do parlours and very rarely book with agencies.

Although if vanilla counts as a seasoning, maybe I'm a little bit seasoned after all :)

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I suppose if you're into food sex you might get seasoned on your first punt

I'm with you here.The minute the salt and pepper comes out i'm moving.And if the spit comes out as well,well lets just say new records will be set :)

On a more serious note,Chloes spot on.The more general use of seasoned punter tends to be used about the more cynical people,those who won't take any crap from these evil harlots :) Outside punting it just means someone whos been doing something for a long time.Sometimes ability may come into it.How you get good at punting and who would judge however..... Personally i find punting is an experience and a multitude of different experiences so you cxant really be seasoned in a traditional sense.

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As with many things the more you do it the more you realise you dont know!

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It's just not worth asking.

 

When you call yourself seasoned, who is going to ask you; who is going to contradict you; who cares but you, possibly.

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Seasoned is a bit open, how about  'veteran'   'eee, I've been about a bit me'  I remember a lass back in '68, she were right tight

 

Or for the girl, it's probably got more to do with elasticity :)  *twang!

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Is a seasoned punter one on the vinegar strokes?

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The answer in my view is that it is a smooth curve.  After 3 punts you might be half seasoned, after 6 punts 75%, after 12 90%, 24 95%.  Something like that.  It helps if you do different things, AW, agencies, parlours, and of course, you are not seasoned until you meet a female poster on PN.  Add in a party (like or hate you should try), a girl that is outside your price range (so you know that £250 is not better than £120), and perhaps one who is reported to give great service, but is not your 'type'.

 

By this definition, I am seasoned  :cool: .

 

Must be a mathmatical equation for the above - anyone care to propose one ?

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Is a seasoned punter one on the vinegar strokes?

Only if it's balsamic thats been fermented in an oak barrel

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It's just not worth asking.

 

When you call yourself seasoned, who is going to ask you; who is going to contradict you; who cares but you, possibly.

I'm seasoned, an absolute expert,  :) .   Some might call me "veteran" as well.

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Must be a mathmatical equation for the above - anyone care to propose one ?

E= {dfk( 69 + ro) + (a + 99) + (m + rc + d + o + ws)} 20 . Where 'E' equals experience at the lower end of the spectrum.

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The answer in my view is that it is a smooth curve.  After 3 punts you might be half seasoned, after 6 punts 75%, after 12 90%, 24 95%.  Something like that.  It helps if you do different things, AW, agencies, parlours, and of course, you are not seasoned until you meet a female poster on PN.  Add in a party (like or hate you should try), a girl that is outside your price range (so you know that £250 is not better than £120), and perhaps one who is reported to give great service, but is not your 'type'.

 

By this definition, I am seasoned  :cool: .

Must be a mathmatical equation for the above - anyone care to propose one ?

 

 

Actually based on the above quote, the true equation would be something like this:-

 

S= 100(1-e-An)   

 

 where

 

S= the %age of how experienced or "seasoned" you are

e= is a well known mathematical constant equal to approximately 2.71828 (Eulers constant)

A= is a constant based on the type and variety of experiences people have had (e.g. type of women, different services etc.)

n= the number of times you've "punted"

 

P.S. That is actually a true formula based on giffon11's explanation on seasoned punters :)   The only tricky part of that is deciding what A is as that would be based on so much stuff (e.g. do you visit a number of girls or the same few; do you have a "type" of woman you always go for? Are your tastes "vanilla" or exotic; do you use massage parlous, independent escorts or agency)

 

  • P.P.S. Yes, I know I've got way too much time on my hands  :P  :eek:  :o  (too much time and not enough money... or we all know what I'd be doing otherwise);)
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Half past 7 ?? No that don't sound right. Maths was never my strong point. ;p

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I'm half seasoned after about 6 pints - punts not so much.

I'd class a seasoned punter as someone who has experienced a lot of different things with different wg's over a long period of time. Something I'll never be - even though I'm into 3 figures as far as numbers of punts go, I've only actually seen a small number of wg's (8), and stick to being fairly vanilla. I also don't do parlours and very rarely book with agencies.

Although if vanilla counts as a seasoning, maybe I'm a little bit seasoned after all :)

I'd agree with this except that I would add that when you've reached the point of being relaxed about punting, not feeling uptight or guilty but enjoying the variety of experiences that sex with lots of girls has to offer, then you're truly seasoned.  It's a great outlook to have on life and keeps me well satisfied.

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I have been punting for 2-3 years regular now, mainly once a month or twice a month or once every two months if I did twice the month before. I punt want I can afford and try not to go over the top

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Hi everyone, I've been punting for over 17 years in a places like London, Bristol, Cardiff and Swansea I consider myself fairly worldly and would say I'm more battle hardened than seasoned lol . I've met some amazing WG over the years and had some fantastic experiences. I've also had a few bad experiences and they tend to happen when you least expect it.I've probably experienced the full spectrum of highs and lows that come with being a punter but I guess that's what makes the whole experience of meeting a WG so exiting.If your just starting out and need a few tips here is my advice. I tend to avoid parlours , yes they tend to be cheaper but most of the experiences I've had have been poor and not worth the money time or effort but occasionally you will meet a great girl who enjoys what she does. I never visit Romanian escorts as they tend to have very bad attitudes, they're profiles promise the world and they very often use false pictures and they just tend to give me bad vibes which is a shame because they are very often stunning.Agencies on the other hand tend to be more professional and if you build up a rapport with the person in charge they will normally help you find what you're looking for, you pay a premium but the girls tend to be more professional the pictures are genuine and for both parties it's a much safer environment.AWis a great site that offers quite a few safeguards but you just have to keep your witts about you when visiting an escort at her home. Try and fully read the girls profiles as some put a lot of effort in and use a booking form just in case you get problems and you can then warn other punters. Generally the good escorts enjoy they're work and give good fast and reliable communication but guys just try and show respect and normally you will get the same back. Always read the feedback if it's generally all good with maybe one negative then they are usually a good bet, sometimes guys give bad feedback just to be spiteful. As I said earlier I'm battle hardened and until recently thought I'd seen it all but I visited one girl she was nice handed her the money, everything was going well but then I heard the front door lock being opened, I knew straight away it was a set up and this guy started being aggressive and asking why I was in his flat with his missus, I stood my ground and basically told him I know your game mate so cut out the bullshit. He realized I wasn't intimidated so that's when he pulled the machete out on me, everything happens quickly in a situation like that and self preservation tends to be the overriding emotion. I left minus my hundred pounds my pride dented but not injured. I feel the escort lady was a heroin user and the thug with the machete was probably controlling her and in desperate need of a fix. they are no longer on the site. Just do your homework read the feedback email your requirements and you will generally get a good idea what the girl is like.

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Hi everyone, I've been punting for over 17 years in a places like London, Bristol, Cardiff and Swansea I consider myself fairly worldly and would say I'm more battle hardened than seasoned lol . I've met some amazing WG over the years and had some fantastic experiences. I've also had a few bad experiences and they tend to happen when you least expect it.I've probably experienced the full spectrum of highs and lows that come with being a punter but I guess that's what makes the whole experience of meeting a WG so exiting.If your just starting out and need a few tips here is my advice. I tend to avoid parlours , yes they tend to be cheaper but most of the experiences I've had have been poor and not worth the money time or effort but occasionally you will meet a great girl who enjoys what she does. I never visit Romanian escorts as they tend to have very bad attitudes, they're profiles promise the world and they very often use false pictures and they just tend to give me bad vibes which is a shame because they are very often stunning.Agencies on the other hand tend to be more professional and if you build up a rapport with the person in charge they will normally help you find what you're looking for, you pay a premium but the girls tend to be more professional the pictures are genuine and for both parties it's a much safer environment.AWis a great site that offers quite a few safeguards but you just have to keep your witts about you when visiting an escort at her home. Try and fully read the girls profiles as some put a lot of effort in and use a booking form just in case you get problems and you can then warn other punters. Generally the good escorts enjoy they're work and give good fast and reliable communication but guys just try and show respect and normally you will get the same back. Always read the feedback if it's generally all good with maybe one negative then they are usually a good bet, sometimes guys give bad feedback just to be spiteful. As I said earlier I'm battle hardened and until recently thought I'd seen it all but I visited one girl she was nice handed her the money, everything was going well but then I heard the front door lock being opened, I knew straight away it was a set up and this guy started being aggressive and asking why I was in his flat with his missus, I stood my ground and basically told him I know your game mate so cut out the bullshit. He realized I wasn't intimidated so that's when he pulled the machete out on me, everything happens quickly in a situation like that and self preservation tends to be the overriding emotion. I left minus my hundred pounds my pride dented but not injured. I feel the escort lady was a heroin user and the thug with the machete was probably controlling her and in desperate need of a fix. they are no longer on the site. Just do your homework read the feedback email your requirements and you will generally get a good idea what the girl is like.

 

Presumably this was reported to the police in the interests of other punters' safety? Or are you 'battle-hardened' only in so far as your own self-preservation dictates?

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