Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0
French Belle

Gents, Please Do This Always And Get The Best Services

54 posts in this topic

First of all, consider we're available at all times, night and day. We're just sitting there, waiting for you, hair styled, make up done, in our sexiest outfit. That's our job you know.

 

Then, please buzz our door at any time. We don't have lives, nor friends, nor schedules. Our neighbours are so understanding when you bang the door for 15mn.

 

Also, when you're 3 hours earlier or late for our appointment, please insist to see us. If we were bankers, dentists or doctors, we would gladly welcome you as well. We're professional after all.

 

Finally, don't show up if you don't feel the need to. It's not worth telling us you have to cancel. We are so understanding. We won't be angry or bitter or anything, we don't need to make a living with hard earned cash after all.

 

Sorry for the rant... Just needed to point this out as R.E.S.P.E.C.T is in any dictionnary, but rarely checked out !

Edited by French Belle

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This is the second post like this ive seen today on here yes we all get timewasters its life pisses us all off but hey this isnt saafe? not being rude but anyone on here happy at all?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I agree Rebecca, but this is a post for punters not for WGs, hence I didn't post it on Saafe.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Also if escorts are happy with such behaviours, I don't mind, but I'm not and a reminder is worth it sometimes.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

A rant can be good therapy.  I hope you feel better. 

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This is the second post like this ive seen today on here yes we all get timewasters its life pisses us all off but hey this isnt saafe? not being rude but anyone on here happy at all?

Im happy. My guys NEVER EVER buzz my buzzer before time because I ask them to phone me when they are parked up and let them know if I need another 5 minutes or if I wont be ready till the proper time if they are early. I can also then direct them to somewhere to have a coffee if they are way too early, sometimes I have to wash my hair after a Nuru so I need that time between my bookings. If Im running a few minutes late I can use their call to ask them just to sit tight for a few mins. Guys dont mind really waiting if they are still in their car or can go for a coffee if they are early but they do not like hanging around in your doorway and thats when they get upset even though its not our fault.

 

As you said we all get no shows, timewasters etc. Rants like this are for saafe not here. Unlikely the guys from here will cause you much trouble anyhow, they rarely do me. If anything its guys from another forum who will cause problems, probably better to rant on there if you are a member

3 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Im happy. My guys NEVER EVER buzz my buzzer before time because I ask them to phone me when they are parked up and let them know if I need another 5 minutes or if I wont be ready till the proper time if they are early. I can also then direct them to somewhere to have a coffee if they are way too early, sometimes I have to wash my hair after a Nuru so I need that time between my bookings. If Im running a few minutes late I can use their call to ask them just to sit tight for a few mins. Guys dont mind really waiting if they are still in their car or can go for a coffee if they are early but they do not like hanging around in your doorway and thats when they get upset even though its not our fault.

 

As you said we all get no shows, timewasters etc. Rants like this are for saafe not here. Unlikely the guys from here will cause you much trouble anyhow, they rarely do me. If anything its guys from another forum who will cause problems, probably better to rant on there if you are a member

You're a cruel girl Chloe to suggest that.  :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You're a cruel girl Chloe to suggest that.  :)

:D  only if the truth hurts

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

First of all, consider we're available at all times, night and day. We're just sitting there, waiting for you, hair styled, make up done, in our sexiest outfit. That's our job you know.

  Don't bother completing an availability diary, or give any indication of availability on a profile or website. Or bother replying to a polite enquiry made by whatever preferred means stated on said profile or website. That's ok as Punters R Us do a neat line in crystal balls so we automatically know such things

Then, please buzz our door at any time. We don't have lives, nor friends, nor schedules. Our neighbours are so understanding when you bang the door for 15mn.

If we ever get to the door - after we've followed the run around of arriving at point A, texting, getting sent to point B, phoning, going to point C to be kept waiting for 10 minutes in the pissing down rain before being given final directions to the door

 

Also, when you're 3 hours earlier or late for our appointment, please insist to see us. If we were bankers, dentists or doctors, we would gladly welcome you as well. We're professional after all.

Us Punters are prepared for anything - An hour before the due meet... "Sorry I forgot I had to take the dog to have his teeth flossed at the time I agreed with you three weeks ago, and confirmed only this morning - can you come 2 hours later instead?" Us punters have nothing better to do, yeah that's just fine.

 

Finally, don't show up if you don't feel the need to. It's not worth telling us you have to cancel. We are so understanding. We won't be angry or bitter or anything, we don't need to make a living with hard earned cash after all.

finally, us punters understand perfectly that a wg can agree a day & time, knowing the punter is driving 100 miles especially to see her, and she doesn't bother turning up as agreed. After all we only took a day's holiday, wasted best part of a day of our time (that's ok we weren't doing anything anyway), not to mention 200 miles worth of petrol!!

 

Sorry for the rant... Just needed to point this out as R.E.S.P.E.C.T is in any dictionnary, but rarely checked out !

Works both ways you know! :D

(Disclaimer - the above are general comments for illustrative purposes only and are not aimed at Belle or any other of the ladies on here. Some of the above comments are slightly exaggerated, some (the last one) are actual events!! :rolleyes:)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Girls also appreciate you wiping your dick on their velvet curtains and if possible leaving a 4" skid-mark on their white Egyptian cotton sheets as you get off the bed.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Works both ways you know! :D

 

 I.R.O.N.Y. also should work both ways :)

 

Then for escorts it's work and for punter's it's leisure...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Oh and by the way. I'm a member on here and I rant if I want to. If any poster doesn't like my thread, feel free NOT to comment. Many visitors can read it though, at least it can educate some of them :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

50 bonus ponts for paddling dog shit into her bedroom on your outdoor shoes.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Girls also appreciate you wiping your dick on their velvet curtains and if possible leaving a 4" skid-mark on their white Egyptian cotton sheets as you get off the bed.

 

Skidmarks - you go for weeks without one and then three comes along in one day :D 

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Gosh, you must have had a bad run of clients Belle, you poor thing. 

Maybe you need to retune your spidey sense when these people are making bookings? Or maybe it's where you advertise? 

 

I've been doing this for almost 6 years and have only had one client show up uninvited (but he was a nutter and another story) and noone 3 hours late or early! Mind you if they did I wouldn't be answering their call! 

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Girls also appreciate you wiping your dick on their velvet curtains and if possible leaving a 4" skid-mark on their white Egyptian cotton sheets as you get off the bed.

Its a few years since I encountered an actual skid mark thank god..that I can remember

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

First of all, consider we're available at all times, night and day. We're just sitting there, waiting for you, hair styled, make up done, in our sexiest outfit. That's our job you know.

 

Then, please buzz our door at any time. We don't have lives, nor friends, nor schedules. Our neighbours are so understanding when you bang the door for 15mn.

 

Also, when you're 3 hours earlier or late for our appointment, please insist to see us. If we were bankers, dentists or doctors, we would gladly welcome you as well. We're professional after all.

 

Finally, don't show up if you don't feel the need to. It's not worth telling us you have to cancel. We are so understanding. We won't be angry or bitter or anything, we don't need to make a living with hard earned cash after all.

 

Sorry for the rant... Just needed to point this out as R.E.S.P.E.C.T is in any dictionnary, but rarely checked out !

 

Ohhhhh I get it now, your being sarcastic aren't you, well sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and I should no.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Skidmarks - you go for weeks without one and then three comes along in one day :D

I've been there, Pia, but I simply use smaller buttplugs and strap-ons now, and that seems to have solved the problem. Avoid sh*t stirring at all cost!

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I've been there, Pia, but I simply use smaller buttplugs and strap-ons now, and that seems to have solved the problem. Avoid sh*t stirring at all cost!

But some of them just have dirty bottoms before you've even been near them! 

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The thread is plumbing the depths a bit.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The thread is plumbing the depths a bit.

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel :lol:

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I've just had to check I wasn't on the Saafe forum!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

:D  only if the truth hurts

I was thinking more about the stick French Belle would end up getting on that forum. :unsure:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I believe it is a "baton" rather then a french stick or stick french.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This is the second post like this ive seen today on here yes we all get timewasters its life pisses us all off but hey this isnt saafe? not being rude but anyone on here happy at all?

 

So we all just post sugar and spice and all is nice and right then?

 

Might be an idea for all of us to put on our rose tinted glasses while we are at it!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0