Kristy82

Personal Hygiene

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I'm new to this forum, live and work in Birmingham in a factory not far from Stirchley. I've been punting for a few good years, although of late have relapsed due to my wife's MS. I drove past 'At Your Service' the other day and always have a look up the alley to see if there are any punters, or sometimes the girls arriving for 'work'. On this occasion I caught sight of an old chap who had just come out, wearing an ill-fitting toupe and carrying a wash bag with toiletries. I thought this was rather cute, as the last time I visited the establishment there was no soap in the shower cubicle. The last parlour I visited was Manyana in Selly Oak, and as luck would have it the delightful Chloe was available. She asked if I wanted a shower and I said no, as a) I have a shower every morning, taking extra care to lather up my nether regions and B) There was a chap in the shower and I heard him say that the water was freezing! I'm wondering whether the ladies would be much more attentive if you were clean and didn't harbor any of those embarrassing smells. For instance, the GFE service might include a little bit of French Kissing, and I've always kept a bottle of Listerine in the car before punting. As I have an uncut penis, I always make sure that my foreskin is fresh and clean. The number of times that I've been into a parlour only to smell BO, bad cheesy feet and arse odours from the previous punter...most off-putting.

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I'm new to this forum, live and work in Birmingham in a factory not far from Stirchley. I've been punting for a few good years, although of late have relapsed due to my wife's MS. I drove past 'At Your Service' the other day and always have a look up the alley to see if there are any punters, or sometimes the girls arriving for 'work'. On this occasion I caught sight of an old chap who had just come out, wearing an ill-fitting toupe and carrying a wash bag with toiletries. I thought this was rather cute, as the last time I visited the establishment there was no soap in the shower cubicle. The last parlour I visited was Manyana in Selly Oak, and as luck would have it the delightful Chloe was available. She asked if I wanted a shower and I said no, as a) I have a shower every morning, taking extra care to lather up my nether regions and :cool: There was a chap in the shower and I heard him say that the water was freezing! I'm wondering whether the ladies would be much more attentive if you were clean and didn't harbor any of those embarrassing smells. For instance, the GFE service might include a little bit of French Kissing, and I've always kept a bottle of Listerine in the car before punting. As I have an uncut penis, I always make sure that my foreskin is fresh and clean. The number of times that I've been into a parlour only to smell BO, bad cheesy feet and arse odours from the previous punter...most off-putting.

You live in a factory?  I once lived on a building site for a few days unofficially.

 

The rest of your post doesn't exactly encourage me to break my parlour duck.

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You live in a factory?  I once lived on a building site for a few days unofficially.

 

The rest of your post doesn't exactly encourage me to break my parlour duck.

 

Sorry to have put you off, I actually work in a well-known chocolate factory in Birmingham. I was just explaining what can often be the reality of the situation, not all of the establishments discussed on this forum are like the one's that I have described. You have to shop around, but it can be an expensive shop! Likewise contacting ladies over the internet. Forums like this enable punters to weigh up the pros and cons if you are thinking about 'breaking your duck'.

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Sorry to have put you off, I actually work in a well-known chocolate factory in Birmingham. I was just explaining what can often be the reality of the situation, not all of the establishments discussed on this forum are like the one's that I have described. You have to shop around, but it can be an expensive shop! Likewise contacting ladies over the internet. Forums like this enable punters to weigh up the pros and cons if you are thinking about 'breaking your duck'.

I avoid parlours for this reason, when i used to visit parlours the number of times i have smelt BO either from the girl or cum smells from the room makes u sick

Its partly as parlours book back to back appointments making it hard for girls to clean themselves/shower each time

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I avoid parlours for this reason, when i used to visit parlours the number of times i have smelt BO either from the girl or cum smells from the room makes u sick

Its partly as parlours book back to back appointments making it hard for girls to clean themselves/shower each time

 

You avoid them but post about your latest experience every day IN A PARLOUR. You say just had another bad punt in a parlour, then rave about your indies you see all the time but never mention any. Hmmm, something smells fishing, probably your cock, you just don't make sense to anyone, or you do with anyone with half a clued brain, you have a hidden agenda. You seem to want to try and destroy the reputation of parlours but you just come across as a dick constantly. Surely its time to give up on your quest to destroy parlours, its getting boring now, how many months and how many hundreds of bad parlour experiences have you posted about now?? WTF get a life. I only been on this forum properly for a couple of weeks but signed up long before posting really. But you stand out above everyone else on this forum. You seem like the kind of guy EVERY escort wants to avoid like herpes.

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Irish. How do you know an indy is not seeing guys one after another? And why do you think parlour girls do? I fail to see any difference except a parlour girl has subcontracted the boring bit of her job (admin, advertising and providing somewhere to work) to a third party.

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Irish. How do you know an indy is not seeing guys one after another? And why do you think parlour girls do? I fail to see any difference except a parlour girl has subcontracted the boring bit of her job (admin, advertising and providing somewhere to work) to a third party.

In a parlour you can come out of one booking and be told there is a guy waitiing in a room for you. Its common practise ,doenst meant there always is but it happens often enough and is common with a very busy girl. The receptionist lets them in so its physically impossibly for an indie to even have another client sitting waiting for her unless she employs her own receptionist to let him in when she is busy with someone else. That doesnst mean that she doesnt have someone sitting in the car park waiting for her to text the room number but it does mean that there is no one pressuring her so she has 5 minutes to have a quick shower etc,  indies I have worked with always leave at least 15 minutes between bookings, I cant even do that, 15 mins to me is way to much rushing, I leave half an hour, at a push 20 mins but I dont like doing even that

 

Indies control their own time, parlour girls are sometimes stuck between a rock and a hard place get into the booking on time or get in late but washed

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In a parlour you can come out of one booking and be told there is a guy waitiing in a room for you. Its common practise ,doenst meant there always is but it happens often enough and is common with a very busy girl. The receptionist lets them in so its physically impossibly for an indie to even have another client sitting waiting for her unless she employs her own receptionist to let him in when she is busy with someone else. That doesnst mean that she doesnt have someone sitting in the car park waiting for her to text the room number but it does mean that there is no one pressuring her so she has 5 minutes to have a quick shower etc, indies I have worked with always leave at least 15 minutes between bookings, I cant even do that, 15 mins to me is way to much rushing, I leave half an hour, at a push 20 mins but I dont like doing even that

Indies control their own time, parlour girls are sometimes stuck between a rock and a hard place get into the booking on time or get in late but washed

Exactly indis have a choice to leave a gap which is what it comes down to

Bigpoppa- you have read a few of my posts (i dont post much) and are ranting about me having a few bad experiences in parlours, i think you need to get a life if its bothering you so much?

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