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Okay its no big deal but I had a client the other day who kept picking up my bottle of lube and smelling it, after he went I was tidying my bedroom and the lube was missing. I just assumed it had rolled under the bed and thought "ill find it later". So later I had a fish around and nope, not under or behind the bed, not under or behind the furniture, not in the bedding, the damn thing was no where. Its not easy to lose, its a big red bottle. I had to go and buy a new bottle.

 

He did ask me if he could have another glass of water just before he left the bedroom but looked a bit furtive, thought nothing of it but after shutting the door I just thought "that was odd" then went off. Clearly he pinched my lube whilst I was very politely getting him even more wataer, WHY would someone even bother, why not go and just by some, its only from sainsbury ffs

 

Not had anything pinched in a long time, the last time it was my super slim pink vibrator someone had just discovered felt good up his bottom so he pinched it, its very annoying

 

Anyone else had something stolen by a client?

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I lost a favourite bra a few years ago. Can only assume a client pinched it. God knows how, my bras are hardly small enough to slip into a pocket! 

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Lots of porn DVDs, a volume of Christina Rossetti poems, bamboo nipple sticks and a bottle of Aveda shampoo

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Okay its no big deal but I had a client the other day who kept picking up my bottle of lube and smelling it, after he went I was tidying my bedroom and the lube was missing. I just assumed it had rolled under the bed and thought "ill find it later". So later I had a fish around and nope, not under or behind the bed, not under or behind the furniture, not in the bedding, the damn thing was no where. Its not easy to lose, its a big red bottle. I had to go and buy a new bottle.

 

He did ask me if he could have another glass of water just before he left the bedroom but looked a bit furtive, thought nothing of it but after shutting the door I just thought "that was odd" then went off. Clearly he pinched my lube whilst I was very politely getting him even more wataer, WHY would someone even bother, why not go and just by some, its only from sainsbury ffs

 

Not had anything pinched in a long time, the last time it was my super slim pink vibrator someone had just discovered felt good up his bottom so he pinched it, its very annoying

 

Anyone else had something stolen by a client?

You sure you didn't forget and leave it up there?? :wacko:

There's some strange folk in this world... (re: the nicking stuff)

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I lost a favourite bra a few years ago. Can only assume a client pinched it. God knows how, my bras are hardly small enough to slip into a pocket! 

 

Perhaps he wore it home? ;)

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does pinching bottoms count?

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Lots of porn DVDs, a volume of Christina Rossetti poems, bamboo nipple sticks and a bottle of Aveda shampoo

Wot - all at once?!...............

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One of my favourite pairs of pants (a lovely strappy black thong!) and the clicker to my garage! Same guy actually. The clicker cost me £60 to replace too. :(

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I did hotel incalls in May and a client stole my stockings and suspenders which I left on the bed when getting changed!!

I didn't even notice until I was packing my stuff away then I remember coming out of the shower and he had them in his hands jumped up and threw them on the bed.

I sent him a lovely text stating, if he wanted my stockings and suspenders all he had to do is ask, the fact he came into the hotel room and felt the need to steal is disgusting. Also told him there would be no future bookings. He pleaded and pleaded, even offered to give them back LOL!

Why don't they just ask? It's unbelievably rude!'

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Wot - all at once?!...............

No, lol, over time. A tally of petty pilfering. There's probably more, but I forgot.

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When I finally got to see you, Chloe, I had to pinch myself...  :P

 

 

(CP had nicked the pinched bottom tag I was lining up)

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When I finally got to see you, Chloe, I had to pinch myself...  :P

 

 

(CP had nicked the pinched bottom tag I was lining up)

ahh I hope you didnt leave a bruise xxx

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I've never had a client steal anything from me subversively, only ever an out and out robbery where I was forced by a person to hand over items of value.

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Digressing slightly from the question asked, during an outcall with a wg I was meeting for the first time, after exchanging a few pleasantries, I gave the wg the fee in a wad of bills neatly folded together. She took it and without bothering to count it, just put it on top of her bag and started doing something else. I asked her "Aren't you going to count it to check it's all there?" (as wgs are oft to do), and without even thinking about it, she replied No. Strange I thought, but hey ho.

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Digressing slightly from the question asked, during an outcall with a wg I was meeting for the first time, after exchanging a few pleasantries, I gave the wg the fee in a wad of bills neatly folded together. She took it and without bothering to count it, just put it on top of her bag and started doing something else. I asked her "Aren't you going to count it to check it's all there?" (as wgs are oft to do), and without even thinking about it, she replied No. Strange I thought, but hey ho.

Sadly, she'll learn the hard way. 

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I lost several very good porn dvd's  ...... oh they left the cases... just took the discs....

 

Nowadays I keep them in a different room.

 

Early days out call to a very impressive large house..... the man sat me down for some interrogation... nice.

 

He quickly informed me that he never left a wg alone in a room and that all his valuables were locked in the safe... wherever that may have been.

 

Yes the session got off to a lovely start..................  :rolleyes:

 

Oki doki I got his point.... don't trust anyone you don't know... perhaps not even your own relatives.... (Jezza Kyle you do us proud man) but this guy was a bit of a twerp......  I remember he told me I had an interesting face:P

 

The last client I had visit me a few days ago left his open wallet on the living room table while we went to the West Wing for fun..... he knew I was coming back to get some drinks.... I hope it was not a test.

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I have had a few girls leave the money in view & then leave the room. Not that I would take it but they must trust me somewhat?

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There must be guy's out there with a drawer or cupboard full of stuff pillaged from escort's. Not something I'd ever consider doing as I'd have a hard time trying to explain where it came from later.

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Leather outfit, 2 strap ons & a few thongs.

 

Thieving Feckers  :angry:

 

Buy your own or at least tip enough to replace the pillaged items ffs!  

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I once left a parlour and accidentally picked up a ball gag that must have been on the chair with my stuff.
no way I actually wanted the thing - it was old, tatty and well used (I wouldn't have wanted it if it were brand new) - i had to bin it before going in to the house - too far to drive back....

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Okay its no big deal but I had a client the other day who kept picking up my bottle of lube and smelling it, after he went I was tidying my bedroom and the lube was missing. I just assumed it had rolled under the bed and thought "ill find it later". So later I had a fish around and nope, not under or behind the bed, not under or behind the furniture, not in the bedding, the damn thing was no where. Its not easy to lose, its a big red bottle. I had to go and buy a new bottle.

 

He did ask me if he could have another glass of water just before he left the bedroom but looked a bit furtive, thought nothing of it but after shutting the door I just thought "that was odd" then went off. Clearly he pinched my lube whilst I was very politely getting him even more wataer, WHY would someone even bother, why not go and just by some, its only from sainsbury ffs

 

Not had anything pinched in a long time, the last time it was my super slim pink vibrator someone had just discovered felt good up his bottom so he pinched it, its very annoying

 

Anyone else had something stolen by a client?

Some people enjoy the extra thrill of nicking.In this case however,maybe he took a shine to the stuff and is the type thats too embaressed to go into a shop and buy it.You'd be supprised how many fellas that when it comes to purchasing anything remotely adult turn into quivering wrecks yet are all bertie big bollocks around their mates.

 

Lots of porn DVDs, a volume of Christina Rossetti poems, bamboo nipple sticks and a bottle of Aveda shampoo

???

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Nothing other than actual cash  :angry:

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Mark.... I think you have to be a bit of a bertie big bollocks to endure bamboo nipple sticks.....

 

so what time can I expect you?

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Clearly a slippery sod.

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Perhaps he wore it home? ;)

There is a picture of a certain Peer of the Realm wearing a pink bra - is that the one? ;-)

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