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Does anyone know of an escort who entertains on a waterbed. I have never had sex on one and the idea appeals to me. Location is not too important since I shall be travelling throughout the UK over the next few weeks.

 

Thanks in advance for all help.

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I'm not sure what it is about it that appeals, but I can definitely attest to it not being the easiest thing! Sex on a waterbed can be quite difficult as the surface keeps moving and it can be difficult to maintain a rhythm! 

 

My parents had one in the house I grew up in. Not even two 16 year olds with their vigor and stamina could defeat the mighty waterbed!

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Waterbed sex, you either go with the motion of the ocean or slop around all over the place, it depends how many foam disks are in the bed, the more disks the less wobble, no discs and good luck just getting on and off the thing lol. They are perfect for sleeping and thats about it

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Careful where you point your big "torpedo"..............or you might sink!

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Always loved that Steptoe and Son episode where Albert destroys Harolds night by darning his socks on the water bed :)

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A parlour in Birmingham used to have one in the later 80s. It was a new experience obviously but I don't really recall it adding much excitement, physical advantages or anything like that so if I were you i wouldn't put it at the top of your bucket list although of course that is up to you.

 

Haven't heard of one in recent years at all.

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The best Waterbeds are by Akva  I have one myself you get them custom made and get to choose to have them hard or soft. and in different sizes LOL

 

Most Escorts wont have them as its a full scale military operation to move them and drain them so unless one came with the place they have or they permantly live there its probably a nono.

 

Maybe there are hotels that you can stay in that have them,  I know that there is one in Brighton I think

 

Chloe x

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Two points about water beds.

 

a )  Check the loadbearing ability of the floor, and

 

b ) Consider Stugeron

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How is the water heated? I'd hate to lie or shag on a lump of cold water.

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Two points about water beds.

 

a )  Check the loadbearing ability of the floor, and

 

b ) Consider Stugeron

No, thanks. The SNP leader's not my type.

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Water beds do have heaters so not too cold, very very heavy so floor must be solid enough to take weight...sex? try doing doggy on one...not the easiest things to perform on... 

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They are all warmed but nothing worse than waking in the night on a cold waterbed after accidentally hitting the switch brrrrrr

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goldenblonde on Adultwork, who is based in the North Cambridgeshire area and also, I believe, visits Cambridge used to have one when she was based in Haverhill some years ago.

 

As others have said, not the easiest to perform on + she is very expensive at £260 per hour - Had some enjoyable sessions with her when she was much more reasonably priced some years ago.

 

HornyRoland

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Water beds do have heaters so not too cold, very very heavy so floor must be solid enough to take weight...sex? try doing doggy on one...not the easiest things to perform on... 

 

could be a reasonable excuse for slipping it in the wrong orifice though !!!

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could be a reasonable excuse for slipping it in the wrong orifice though !!!

No such excuse exists !!! <_<

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