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Discussions With Escorts And On Here: One Couldn't Make It Up!

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Just had a text from my regular: 'Having a mini period, so tomorrow might be restricted'. She stopped having periods some years ago.

 

I rang her. 'What brought that on then, do you have the pains' (as If men know!).

 

'Yes, back pain and the need to kill someone'. 'I did have a Strawberry stuffed up there a few nights ago, but I don't think it's that'.

 

'Try a carrot next time, it,ll be more obvious',

 

'I don't like raw carrot!'.

 

Where else could one have that sort of conversation? :-)

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This conversation gives more questions than it does answers. O_O

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Just had a text from my regular: 'Having a mini period, so tomorrow might be restricted'. She stopped having periods some years ago.

 

I rang her. 'What brought that on then, do you have the pains' (as If men know!).

 

'Yes, back pain and the need to kill someone'. 'I did have a Strawberry stuffed up there a few nights ago, but I don't think it's that'.

 

'Try a carrot next time, it,ll be more obvious',

 

'I don't like raw carrot!'.

 

Where else could one have that sort of conversation? :-)

Begging the reply 'something will turnip' !

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Surprised she didn't give you a raspberry.

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Let us hope the Strawberry stuffed up her was not our very own........................

 

:eek::D

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