ladyofthemansion

Snotters

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I doubt very much any of you could beat this. A guy has asked me to turn up at his tomorrow with a snotty nose. Even if I agreed, how on earth could I produce that?:D

I thought being asked to have smelly feet was the oddest thing I had been asked for, until now.:)

Us ladies do get asked for weird things. :P

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Reading some of the requests WG's get asked, makes me realise im quiet normal with my requests :D

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You certainly seem to attract these weird ones.

Is it you, or is it them?

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Errrrr, having a massage from someone with a snotty nose?

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You certainly seem to attract these weird ones.

Is it you, or is it them?

Its them. They must phone other lassies too. I am of course not going. Neither is my nose.

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Errrrr, having a massage from someone with a snotty nose?

Thats what he asked for. Yukk.

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What percentage if any of these threads are real?

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Its them. They must phone other lassies too. I am of course not going. Neither is my nose.

Remembers story of man (Manchester??) who asked permission to hang around parlour to err take advantage of used condoms...

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Remembers story of man (Manchester??) who asked permission to hang around parlour to err take advantage of used condoms...

You mean Monica :D

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Tell us more!!

He calls himself Monica Lewinski. He phones all the brothels.:D

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I'd say you shouldn't have sniffed at this. :D

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I doubt very much any of you could beat this. A guy has asked me to turn up at his tomorrow with a snotty nose. Even if I agreed, how on earth could I produce that?:D

I thought being asked to have smelly feet was the oddest thing I had been asked for, until now.:)

Us ladies do get asked for weird things. :P

Just when you think you've heard it all. :)

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how do you know when your fucking doll is full?

the nose runs

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I doubt very much any of you could beat this. A guy has asked me to turn up at his tomorrow with a snotty nose. Even if I agreed, how on earth could I produce that?:D

Use some snuff lol :P

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I doubt very much any of you could beat this. A guy has asked me to turn up at his tomorrow with a snotty nose. Even if I agreed, how on earth could I produce that?:rolleyes:

I thought being asked to have smelly feet was the oddest thing I had been asked for, until now.:D

Us ladies do get asked for weird things. :D

I clicked on this thread thinking it was about those annoying punters who pick their nose and wipe the snot on the head board or on the side of the bed which I get in my hand when "in action". :D Like some sick barnacles clinging behind the bars...

Me - "oooohh god!!"

WG - "Oh yeah!! you enjoying baby?"

Angry me - "No ive just got my hand covered in some twats hardened snot!"

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I doubt very much any of you could beat this. A guy has asked me to turn up at his tomorrow with a snotty nose. Even if I agreed, how on earth could I produce that?:rolleyes:

I thought being asked to have smelly feet was the oddest thing I had been asked for, until now.:D

Us ladies do get asked for weird things. :D

Perhaps he wanted a blow job. :D

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A guy has asked me to turn up at his tomorrow with a snotty nose.

He must be The Bogey Man! :rolleyes:

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I doubt very much any of you could beat this. A guy has asked me to turn up at his tomorrow with a snotty nose. Even if I agreed, how on earth could I produce that?:rolleyes:

:

At the moment I'd probably be ideal for him, however I probably wouldn't be as enthusiatic as I normally am.

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Even if I agreed, how on earth could I produce that?:rolleyes:

Your best bets are either a game of five-a-side or cocaine ..

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