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Have any of you tried this in either direction?

It has served me well on a number of occasions, one while fitting a bathroom, that was months of freebies, once when mending a jacuzzi and picking up horse pooh, three fucks and two bjs.

Now I have been assembling furniture, mending electrical appliances with the promise of other tasks. One bj and one fuck today in return for my work.

Strikes me as a good working relationship?

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Have any of you tried this in either direction?

It has served me well on a number of occasions, one while fitting a bathroom, that was months of freebies, once when mending a jacuzzi and picking up horse pooh, three fucks and two bjs.

Now I have been assembling furniture, mending electrical appliances with the promise of other tasks. One bj and one fuck today in return for my work.

Strikes me as a good working relationship?

oldestprof have a paid in kind section.

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Not to me it doesn't. I personally don't like it and don't do it, I just think it screams cheap skate, but that's my opinion.

I've had emails from guys offering to be a handy man in exchange for sex, my reply is, I'm an escort I deal with money not payment in kind.

Is it that you can't afford to pay for the services you want so offer to help out or is it just a way to save money for you?

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I've done it once for photographs. I made the suggestion, he was a friend of a friend type thing via Twitter and he had said he wanted to see me but would have trouble siphoning money from joint account, I knew he did photography and I needed pictures so made the suggestion. 

 

It worked well for me. Anyone approaching me and offering a random service would get a short thrift. I don't really need much doing because I have a landlord that sorts household things and I don't have a garden or a car that need maintaining.

 

Saying that, I  guess if a trusted client could do something for me I wanted doing and I knew they could do a professional job of it I would consider again. They would have to trust me to do the job before the sex and it would be clear it was a one off and back to the usual payment system for subsequent bookings. 

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Not to me it doesn't. I personally don't like it and don't do it, I just think it screams cheap skate, but that's my opinion.

I've had emails from guys offering to be a handy man in exchange for sex, my reply is, I'm an escort I deal with money not payment in kind.

Is it that you can't afford to pay for the services you want so offer to help out or is it just a way to save money for you?

Or it just might be that the lady requires a particular something she knows her client does in his line of work and they come to a mutual arrangement??

I wouldn't rule it out completely, but it's unlikely to happen because my hourly rate isn't dissimilar to what some escorts charge, and what I do is quite time intensive. I'd imagine an escort is unlikely to want to pay me with her time for that reason but never say never. It is also fraught with potential trust issues. Who offers the service first? If I do the work, how do I know she will keep her side of the bargain, or vice versa? Overall I think it's better to keep bartering out of it.

I would add that the idea would have to be at her suggestion, it isn't something I would approach someone with and that applies to anyone, not just working girls.

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On two occasions, it was the ladies suggestion. The bathroom came about following a number of paid meetings as a bit of a joke, then it became serious.

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Not to me it doesn't. I personally don't like it and don't do it, I just think it screams cheap skate, but that's my opinion.

I've had emails from guys offering to be a handy man in exchange for sex, my reply is, I'm an escort I deal with money not payment in kind.

Is it that you can't afford to pay for the services you want so offer to help out or is it just a way to save money for you?

It's just financial sense it seems to me; why should an escort pay a handyman their full rate and visa versa when no money would change hands if they adopted a you stretch my back approach.

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Or even scratch your back! :)

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Have any of you tried this in either direction?

It has served me well on a number of occasions, one while fitting a bathroom, that was months of freebies, once when mending a jacuzzi and picking up horse pooh, three fucks and two bjs.

Now I have been assembling furniture, mending electrical appliances with the promise of other tasks. One bj and one fuck today in return for my work.

Strikes me as a good working relationship?

Sounds like being married, waiting for your birthday.

 

Anyway, I did favours for my, now retired, regular girl but didn't expect anything in return.

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I can only recall this happening the one time. It was during my formative years when working as a constable on the beat. I had stopped a most delightful lady for a traffic offense, before I had finished the paperwork she had taken it upon herself to unzip me and swallow whole. It was a lovely few minutes before she zipped me up and tidied her hair in a most playful manner.

I was soon after promoted to work in vice... :-\:-P

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oldestprof have a paid in kind section.

 

I so dislike this expression: the logic would be first people get out of the trees, then start working the land, then think of trade........ then several thousands later think of 'bodily pleasures'.

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Nothing wrong with bartering, but as of yet I've not managed to secure a couple of goats in exchange for pleasures of the flesh...my lawns are forever overgrown. :D

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Nothing wrong with bartering, but as of yet I've not managed to secure a couple of goats in exchange for pleasures of the flesh...my lawns are forever overgrown. :D

I know of one old goat that trim your lady garden.

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It happens in real life though. I know a good few situations where services are "exchanged" like an accountant getting his car serviced by a mechanic for whom he does his accounts. a builder does work for a local kennels who look after his dogs for free etc.

I've done a few things for escorts over the years like sorting cars and taking photos.

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I so dislike this expression: the logic would be first people get out of the trees, then start working the land, then think of trade........ then several thousands later think of 'bodily pleasures'.

The expression nothing to do with a above topic. Its just merely the website and the forum: http://oldestprof.com/forum/

 

There are not exact "logic" how exchange for sex happened first: whatever it was a female offered herself to a male who brought her the tusk of the mammoth or the Sabre tooth tiger.

 

Still: I always thought that bartering belong to the era when the money was not invented, tens of thousands years ago. Money after all were introduced for a single porpoise to avoid bartering system. Its the best medium of the exchange, so why go back in time and complicate it.

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I can only recall this happening the one time. It was during my formative years when working as a constable on the beat. I had stopped a most delightful lady for a traffic offense, before I had finished the paperwork she had taken it upon herself to unzip me and swallow whole. It was a lovely few minutes before she zipped me up and tidied her hair in a most playful manner.

I was soon after promoted to work in vice... :-\:-P

 

Sounds like you watched to many porn vids, and fantasised that its actually happened to you.

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The expression nothing to do with a above topic. Its just merely the website and the forum: http://oldestprof.com/forum/

 

There are not exact "logic" how exchange for sex happened first: whatever it was a female offered herself to a male who brought her the tusk of the mammoth or the Sabre tooth tiger.

 

Still: I always thought that bartering belong to the era when the money was not invented, tens of thousands years ago. Money after all were introduced for a single porpoise to avoid bartering system. Its the best medium of the exchange, so why go back in time and complicate it.

Money also subject to tax...

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Money also subject to tax...

 

Of course they do. 

 

However with the case with the guy who use to come to mow my lawn, it was cash in the hand, and I doubt he even earned his tax free allowance at around £10.000 a year, considering what he was charging and how much works he is doing through the year.

 

Even if (Hypothetically speaking of course), he did tried to barter my services for his, it will take him to mow my grass for over a year in the exchange to jump my bones (Considering I paid him £20 per fortnight for about 14-16 weeks in a year, as lawn no need to be cut in the late autumn/winter/early spring).

 

Of course it depends what kind of work: Fixing Roof, some complicated plumbing job, electrics can go as high as £100/200 per hour, and on other scale for example: put laminate or carpet, plastering, tiling, etc: its £ 20/30 per hour. Thats why its just become to complex, and how can you value the cost of the unscrewing the stopcock, when the bloody thing is rusted and you don't have a tools to do it.

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Could become very popular if anyone is daft enough to introduce the Swedish system here

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Well i have two goats and a chicken on offer.Any takers?

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Well i have two goats and a chicken on offer.Any takers?

If the chicken is dead, gutted and plucked, as well as free range that probably will give you 10 minutes BJ.  For a live chicken with a fox proof chicken run will give you an hour AI. (All Inclusive).

 

With live goats it depends: I only accept the ones who are wagging theirs tails. (like dogs). BTW: why some breeds of goats wagging theirs tails when you approaching them: very friendly and happy to see you... and some don't? Any goat experts here?

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If the chicken is dead, gutted and plucked, as well as free range that probably will give you 10 minutes BJ.  For a live chicken with a fox proof chicken run will give you an hour AI. (All Inclusive).

 

With live goats it depends: I only accept the ones who are wagging theirs tails. (like dogs). BTW: why some breeds of goats wagging theirs tails when you approaching them: very friendly and happy to see you... and some don't? Any goat experts here?

 

Sound like very fair prices to me.

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Well i have two goats and a chicken on offer.Any takers?

Well if they're Nigerian Dwarf Goats........I'm in :D

 

Keep the Chicken, I don't mind sucking cock but not if it tastes Fowl :D

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Yes, I've done it with a regular who helped me out with some stuff in the house, basically a time for time exchange.

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Not to me it doesn't. I personally don't like it and don't do it, I just think it screams cheap skate, but that's my opinion.

I've had emails from guys offering to be a handy man in exchange for sex, my reply is, I'm an escort I deal with money not payment in kind.

Is it that you can't afford to pay for the services you want so offer to help out or is it just a way to save money for you?

you realise its the escort doing the 'paying' dont you?

Ive no dog in this fight, just pointing out the obvious which seems to have gone right over your head.

tbh Im surprised an arrangement like this would work, Im guessing its only for his regs? otherwise she could just laugh at you when her phone is rining constantly for that free shag/s he still hasnt got

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