DirtyGit

Asking For Kinky / Dirty Things From A Working Girl

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Right, I'm gonna be living up to my name here, but I wanted your advice on how to go about this.

 

Basically, it would turn me on if I had a girl fart in my face and on my cock. It's something I've fantasised about but I've never asked for, out of fear of offending / disgusting a W/G. This is a particular thing for me (I'm not into hard sports BTW) but how do you ask someone for this without sounding like a complete pervert (I am, but I don't want to freak anyone out lol).

 

Another thing is I would love to have anal sex with a regular, but I don't know if it's something she would be interested in. I've been seeing this one particular girl for almost 10 years but I've never asked for this; again out of fear of offending her and ruining the connection we have (I know some wgs are again disgusted by this). Again, is there a subtle way of suggesting this is something I'd like to try with her. Indeed, she has one of the best asses I've ever seen and even after almost a decade of seeing her, it never fails to  make me stand to attention. So far me playing with her ass has been limited to spooning and rimming (occasionally I stick my tongue up there, sorry if that's too graphic).  There's no likes / dislikes on her profile, so is there a subtle way of finding out if this is something on offer or not?

 

Also, she says I'm quite big... I don't think I'm huge, but it's enough for her to always use some lube in whenever we have normal sex... so again, is this something that means I'm less likely to get A levels?

 

I'd appreciate anyones thoughts on the matter, even if it is just to man the f**k up and ask for what I want lol :)

 

P.S. Regarding my original request, they don't have to be "real farts, but to just suck air in and push it out  (God, what do I sound like :D  )

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Well, that was a lot more tame than I expected.

I don't imagine there are many people who farts on demand similarly to WS and all that (special diet and preparation required) it is probably best to ask beforehand to ladies who may provide such services. Or you might want to post a reverse booking or something.

As for anal, you just stick it in dry during doggy and yell "surprise!"... losing a regular in the process. Nope, just curiously ask casually like maybe next time can we try the other hole or something. You never know she might already be into A levels. I've been initiated by ladies who doesn't advertise it.

Man the fuck up and ask for what you want! ;)

-W

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WW's advice sounds good to me.

Unless she actually says on her website that any mention of anal will have her rushing from the room, I'd have thought some fairly unpressurizing expression of how much you'd like to be able to fully appreciate that bum of hers ought to be acceptable.

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How on earth does someone fart on demand?

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Agreed CP, Blazing Saddles has a lot to answer for :-)

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How on earth does someone fart on demand?

 

Eat plenty of beans, or brussel sprouts beforehand.

 

Problem is.............you need to be careful your botty howitzer only fire blanks and doesnt let off a "live round"  :ph34r:

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I like to think that most WG's aren't going to be horribly offended by a question inquiring on a service if asked politely, even if they don't offer said service. I personally don't offer anal (too painful, I don't enjoy it) but I'm certainly not going to be offended or have my feelings hurt by someone asking nicely! Long as they don't have a huff about me saying no, then everything is peachy keen. ;)

 

As far as the other thing, I think you might get a laugh, but I imagine she's heard weirder things in her time! lol

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DG, you say that you've known her for a long time, so how about ... during you 'post-coital' kiss-n-cuddle ask her what turns her on, what makes her horny, and does she have any fetishes. Assuming that she gives you some answers, to a selection of them, tell her that you've never done that (even if you have!) and want to try it next time. To some of her answers, tell her you think "she's kinky, but that's why you like her".

At some point she will probably ask you the same questions in return, so be ready to suggest 3 or 4 things, of which anal is just one. 

 

You sow the seed of an idea, and eventually it happens.

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My OP claims that men can fart on demand, but not girls.

 

Have to be care full, as someone said. A friend of mine thought he was going to have a fart, when he was banging away but he had an embassasing response.

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There is a fairly well known kink provided by some women (civvies as much as WGs) in which she farts on or near his face during oral and then pulls the sheet up over him to ensure that there there are no 'gas leaks'. It's known as the 'Dutch Oven'. Not my thing, but one hears of others who like it!

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There is a fairly well known kink provided by some women (civvies as much as WGs) in which she farts on or near his face during oral and then pulls the sheet up over him to ensure that there there are no 'gas leaks'. It's known as the 'Dutch Oven'. Not my thing, but one hears of others who like it!

 

If this is a "fairly well known" kink, what are the little-known ones like? (Human ingenuity - can't help admiring it...)

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I have heard from clients but do not know if this is true, that ladies who do anal has a slightly more gaping inwards entrance. If you have rimmed her you might be able to tell. But it could be completely wrong. I do however know from my own experiences with male clients, that if they put things up there on a regular basis, it is much looser. 

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I have heard from clients but do not know if this is true, that ladies who do anal has a slightly more gaping inwards entrance. If you have rimmed her you might be able to tell. But it could be completely wrong. I do however know from my own experiences with male clients, that if they put things up there on a regular basis, it is much looser. 

 

Offhand, the only ladies I can remember were all Thais, and it certainly wasn't true for them. (You'd have thought so, though, wouldn't you?)

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There is a fairly well known kink provided by some women (civvies as much as WGs) in which she farts on or near his face during oral and then pulls the sheet up over him to ensure that there there are no 'gas leaks'. It's known as the 'Dutch Oven'. Not my thing, but one hears of others who like it!

 

"Dutch oven"

 

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Ok, I'm not exactly the new kid on the block, and I've never heard of the 'well known kink' that is the Dutch oven. Wonder what part of the cuisine of Holland is so staggeringly gaseous to give a name to a sexual fringe interest? I have certainly had some interesting requests over the years, but farting was brought up only once, with me as the prospective recipient. I seem to recall it was a brief conversation.

I certainly won't be providing Dutch ovens or Roman showers in any great hurry, that's for sure. Le vice Anglais on the other hand, can be most stimulating.

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I have heard from clients but do not know if this is true, that ladies who do anal has a slightly more gaping inwards entrance. If you have rimmed her you might be able to tell. But it could be completely wrong. I do however know from my own experiences with male clients, that if they put things up there on a regular basis, it is much looser. 

 

I guess in the case of rectal prolapse you don't need to look as it's pretty obvious if they need to stop to tuck themselves back in :D

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I have heard from clients but do not know if this is true, that ladies who do anal has a slightly more gaping inwards entrance. If you have rimmed her you might be able to tell. But it could be completely wrong. I do however know from my own experiences with male clients, that if they put things up there on a regular basis, it is much looser.

This doesn't seem to be the case, though I suppose people well versed in anal are able to relax easier.

-W

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Ok, I'm not exactly the new kid on the block, and I've never heard of the 'well known kink' that is the Dutch oven. 

 

One likes to think that the Dutch Oven is practiced by and large on a consensual basis. One instance where this certainly wasn't the case (though it is probably made up) is considered in the following link:

 

http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/

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Ah come on, ronsonwriter is a satyrical spoof news site. You've got the wrong day - it's not April 1st, and you can't believe everything you read online. Good try, though.

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Well I do write that I think that particular story is 'made up' and like you I'm sure it's a spoof, but having said that the term 'Dutch Oven' for a covered fart delivered in the context of oral sex is fairly well known as even the briefest perusal of the interweb reveals. I only came across this 'news story' and put it up for your 'delectation' today but I have known what a 'Dutch Oven' is for many a good year.

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Respect to you, Sir - clearly your life is more interesting and varied than mine. Any info as to the origin of the name?

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Right, I'm gonna be living up to my name here, but I wanted your advice on how to go about this.

 

Basically, it would turn me on if I had a girl fart in my face and on my cock. It's something I've fantasised about but I've never asked for, out of fear of offending / disgusting a W/G. This is a particular thing for me (I'm not into hard sports BTW) but how do you ask someone for this without sounding like a complete pervert (I am, but I don't want to freak anyone out lol).

 

Another thing is I would love to have anal sex with a regular, but I don't know if it's something she would be interested in. I've been seeing this one particular girl for almost 10 years but I've never asked for this; again out of fear of offending her and ruining the connection we have (I know some wgs are again disgusted by this). Again, is there a subtle way of suggesting this is something I'd like to try with her. Indeed, she has one of the best asses I've ever seen and even after almost a decade of seeing her, it never fails to  make me stand to attention. So far me playing with her ass has been limited to spooning and rimming (occasionally I stick my tongue up there, sorry if that's too graphic).  There's no likes / dislikes on her profile, so is there a subtle way of finding out if this is something on offer or not?

 

Also, she says I'm quite big... I don't think I'm huge, but it's enough for her to always use some lube in whenever we have normal sex... so again, is this something that means I'm less likely to get A levels?

 

I'd appreciate anyones thoughts on the matter, even if it is just to man the f**k up and ask for what I want lol :)

 

P.S. Regarding my original request, they don't have to be "real farts, but to just suck air in and push it out  (God, what do I sound like :D  )

 

I recently had pretty much the reverse experience and it did not end well.

 

A regular that I’d seen a dozen or so times over the period of a year casually mentioned to me during the cool-down at our last meeting that she does a particular service that I find absolutely sickening – unsurprisingly (to me at least) it’s never been mentioned in any of her reviews or feedback.

 

Unfortunately, since that day, I cannot separate thoughts of her from images of her performing that service. I’ve never seen her since, and I never plan to again.

 

Having said that, I am a lot more sensitive than the average escort so she should be fine with it....

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...go on give us a clue...what service did the lady offer - I am intrigued?

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...go on give us a clue...what service did the lady offer - I am intrigued?

 

Not saying, not even by PM.

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Gosh....the mind boggles...I always think WG's and us Punters are pretty unshockable - not a worry, yours to share or deny - anyway one thing is for sure - you aint ever going back!!

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