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Any Slim Contortionist Escorts In/ Within 1Hr Of London?

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any slim contortionist escorts in/ within 1hr of london?

 

size 4 or 6 or 8  pref size 6.  

 

I don't really want it to cost as much as £200 an hour. It'd have to be less than that.

 

Thanks

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I think you are dreaming. There are only very small proper cartoonists in UK. (not even in London and outside)  Never mind the ones who are actually escort, and especially under £200 per hour. Its not just a very rare skill, which require enormous training, its also particular anatomical build of the spine which allow some people to perform it.

 

The ones who do, don't advertise openly, so I doubt you will get any suggestions. Also theirs charges will be far beyond £200 per hour. I would not even dare to guess how much they charge.

 

Ok, there is Maria https://www.alllondonescorts.co.uk/escorts/4923, but then she is more of the gymnast not contortionist. Also her minimum fee is £350 per hour.

 

If you looking for the girls like on this video, there is more chance then you can bend and suck your own penis, then get a booking with proper contortionists and under £200 per hour.

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Smiley Sindy of Fulham/Chelsea is also a former gymnast (amateur but to a high level, I'm given to understand) and is extremely flexible. See her doing the splits in her photo gallery. Also delivers some of the best oral in the capital (at least in my experience).

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Miss Lia Amelia is very very flexible indeed, but also sadly out of your price range.

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Smiley Sindy and Lia Amelia are maybe flexible, but they are not contortionists. (that is exactly what OP asking for!)

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Sorree! Just trying to be helpful.

 

And Maria is a gymnast not a contortionist (that is exactly what OP asking for!)

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This girl from aw is listed as size 10, but she looks incredible, and girls matching your requirements are pretty thin on the ground;

 

flexylexi

 

Have emailed her a couple of times with no reply, you may have better luck!?

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Smiley Sindy and Lia Amelia are maybe flexible, but they are not contortionists. (that is exactly what OP asking for!)

True, but since the OP's requirements are as rare as hen's teeth, I thought I'd be helpful and recommend an ex ballerina who from personal experience can perform any position imaginable ;)

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I did ballet and gymnastics and I can still touch the ground with my full palm...... even if I was a contortionist I would never bother meeting a guy who would ask for this.  Somebody kept emailing me to meet and carry him around and I noticed from his reviews lots of girls did meet him probably for this, eventually he learned to accept 'no' as an answer.  I am more of a traditionalist, involving lots of shagging  :D

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Hello

 

Can somebody please give me contact details for smiley sindy  ,she seems great

 preferably a phone number

Thanks

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