Mike60

MK Escorts - Esme - Misadvertised Services

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 A satisfied user of the various HOD premises over the last few years, but today's very poor experience prompted me to register to warn others.

I booked Esme as she looked a nice girl from the candid photos, and was not disappointed to see her in person. Introductions and paperwork out of the way, started to get to know one another. Hmm, although kissing is on the list of services, every attempt was met with a cheek. Ok, not great, but not a deal-breaker.

Esme then starts to go down for oral, and is instantly tearing open a condom packet and sticking it on. Hang on a second, your profile says OWO? Although there was clearly a basic understanding of English during introductions, suddenly it is "I no speak English". 

Since she is already engaged at the task in hand, it seems a bit late to do anything about it, so I think I will make the most of it, even though OW does little for me. So I try again to explain. Again "I no speak English".

Well after less than a minute of reasonable OW she is bored with that and goes to get on top. I ask and indicate she should carry on with the OW, but again "No understand". By this time I think 'fuck it', and I just let her get on with it.

10 minutes after walking in, I am walking out dressed.

So if you want the authentic EE, Romanian style understanding English when it is convenient and not when it isn't, and a sudden change in the advertised services available, then Esme is your girl.

And yes, MK Escorts management have been made aware.

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Did you complain while at the establishment and what was the outcome of that?

Is she still advertising OWO?

Have you submitted a Punternet review?

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26 minutes ago, JKay said:

Did you complain while at the establishment and what was the outcome of that?

Is she still advertising OWO?

Have you submitted a Punternet review?

No, because I was in the other apartment to the maid (if you know the place, you will know that they operate out of two apartments on the same floor) and I didn't want to have to go back to the other one and knock on the door whilst Esme was stood behind me. If it had been the sort of operation at the other HOD business in MK, then I would have done. However I called them as soon as I got back to the car, which was 15 minutes after my booking was scheduled to start, so they can draw their own conclusions.

Yes she is - http://www.miltonkeynesescorts.com/escort-girl.php?girlid=803 And it was not a question of her taking a dislike to me (freshly showered, etc), but a straightforward "I don't do that", before losing the power to speak English.

Yes (and elsewhere).

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Hi,

 

 

I have replied to your email that you sent directly to us. Thank you, Lucy x

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What's the update, do we stay clear?

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As mentioned above, I have received an email with a response promising to look into the matter, and the offer of a resolution which I will accept.

On the performance on Friday would I see Esme again or recommend anyone to do so, I think you can guess my view. Was this an isolated incidence out of many satisfactory bookings, yes, which was why I was so taken aback with the service this time.

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11 hours ago, LucyDecadentDivas said:

Hi,

 

 

I have replied to your email that you sent directly to us. Thank you, Lucy x

It may be worth updating the webpage saying that OWO is not available and that very little English is spoken to avoid any misunderstanding in the future.

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It can happen from time to time. I have only had one bad punt with Hod that was with Natalia, Very friendly girl do not get me wrong. But no OWO although advertised,  (I am always clean and ensure cleanly shaven above and below) Sex was well real disappointment clearly she did not really want to be there. Booked an hour and left after about 45 minutes or so. I did not bother to complain. I guessed she was having an off day and put it down to that. Besides sometime ya click, sometimes ya don't

What we do need to remember as punters though all is discretionary. If you are not happy at that point then stop and leave at that point and if really that far from expectations then tell the mgmt. In my case have seen Tina since and faith in HOD confirmed because she awesome, actually beyond tbh!! seen her a couple times!.

Morale of the story not happy leave respectfully, Tell the mgmt, do not carry on. because the punt will only get worse in my experience.

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As a follow up, a very satisfactory resolution was offered, and an excellent time was subsequently had with Sonya (a review has been left).

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