Chelsea1962

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Step forward Teen Eve off the purple site put an inch of cock in her mouth and grates her teeth on it

100 quid for that and a few pecks on the lips think i need a break from the game.

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...have you submitted a Punternet review?

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 Last Saturday: First and last visit to very pretty 21 year-old - OWO was a frantic wank with an inch in her mouth. Luckily no teeth, but similar kissing!

Yesterday: Repeat visit to Milf in her late thirties - OWO as it should be (for me) - slow, deep, sensuous, plenty of eye contact, minimal hand assistance.

A generalisation I know, but the youngsters are generally clueless about how to satisfy a man and rely on their looks to make a living. I always assumed that prostitutes would all be experts at "love-making" but the more I meet, the more I realise that this simply isn't true.

I despair at some of the dreadful oral I've received - it aint rocket science!

"...have you submitted a Punternet review?"

Yes JKAY, both of them

http://www.punternet.com/index.php/reviews/122132-Review-of-Amanda-of-London?fs=2

http://www.punternet.com/index.php/reviews/120870-Review-of-Helena-of-London?fs=2

 

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54 minutes ago, Siamese Tomcat said:

 Last Saturday: First and last visit to very pretty 21 year-old - OWO was a frantic wank with an inch in her mouth. Luckily no teeth, but similar kissing!

Yesterday: Repeat visit to Milf in her late thirties - OWO as it should be (for me) - slow, deep, sensuous, plenty of eye contact, minimal hand assistance.

A generalisation I know, but the youngsters are generally clueless about how to satisfy a man and rely on their looks to make a living. I always assumed that prostitutes would all be experts at "love-making" but the more I meet, the more I realise that this simply isn't true.

I despair at some of the dreadful oral I've received - it aint rocket science!

"...have you submitted a Punternet review?"

Yes JKAY, both of them

http://www.punternet.com/index.php/reviews/122132-Review-of-Amanda-of-London?fs=2

http://www.punternet.com/index.php/reviews/120870-Review-of-Helena-of-London?fs=2

 

This is due to YOUR experience and doesn't mean all of us 21 year olds are like that. I may be a good looking girl but I certainly don't rely on my looks and if I do say so myself my services are fantastic if they weren't I doubt I would have so many regulars. I know you said it's a generalisation but I find it really offensive when some older guys come on here and moan that young girls/escorts are all rubbish in bed after one or two experiences, unless you've seen every 21 year old you just can't come to the conclusions that all "youngsters" are clueless in bed. I could easily adopt the same approach and say all guys in their 40s are nasty individuals and like to patronise us young girls, because of one experience I had but I know everyone is different.

There are shit mature service providers and fantastic young service providers and vice versa.

Again, I know you mentioned it was a generalisation but I do find it offensive, I get you had a shit booking and I sympathise but don't tar us with all the same brush :) x

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Quite right tye. 

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4 hours ago, Siamese Tomcat said:

 Last Saturday: First and last visit to very pretty 21 year-old - OWO was a frantic wank with an inch in her mouth. Luckily no teeth, but similar kissing!

Yesterday: Repeat visit to Milf in her late thirties - OWO as it should be (for me) - slow, deep, sensuous, plenty of eye contact, minimal hand assistance.

A generalisation I know, but the youngsters are generally clueless about how to satisfy a man and rely on their looks to make a living. I always assumed that prostitutes would all be experts at "love-making" but the more I meet, the more I realise that this simply isn't true.

I despair at some of the dreadful oral I've received - it aint rocket science!

"...have you submitted a Punternet review?"

Yes JKAY, both of them

http://www.punternet.com/index.php/reviews/122132-Review-of-Amanda-of-London?fs=2

http://www.punternet.com/index.php/reviews/120870-Review-of-Helena-of-London?fs=2

 

Thanks ST, best post I've read recently that didn't involve cheese. 

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Generalizing is merely learning, from experience, about probability. I avoid Brazilians because I calculate, based on too many rubbish punts, that they are more likely to give me a ghastly experience. And I regret not having left the appropriate reviews.

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21 hours ago, TightYoungEbony said:

This is due to YOUR experience and doesn't mean all of us 21 year olds are like that. I may be a good looking girl but I certainly don't rely on my looks and if I do say so myself my services are fantastic if they weren't I doubt I would have so many regulars. I know you said it's a generalisation but I find it really offensive when some older guys come on here and moan that young girls/escorts are all rubbish in bed after one or two experiences, unless you've seen every 21 year old you just can't come to the conclusions that all "youngsters" are clueless in bed. I could easily adopt the same approach and say all guys in their 40s are nasty individuals and like to patronise us young girls, because of one experience I had but I know everyone is different.

There are shit mature service providers and fantastic young service providers and vice versa.

Again, I know you mentioned it was a generalisation but I do find it offensive, I get you had a shit booking and I sympathise but don't tar us with all the same brush :) x

yeah but you can't rely on your looks can you... you HAVE to provide a good service otherwise you would be fucked.

mind you even your service is probably over shadowed by your arrogance and general unpleasantness.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

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The worst BJ I ever got was from a Romanian girl in a sex club in Berlin, she started off by cleaning my cock with Undiluted Mouthwash and burned the living delights out of me and it didn't get any better from that point!

Also I have noticed a few Eastern Europeans use their teeth in a BJ, which freaks me a little!

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1 hour ago, ralhar said:

yeah but you can't rely on your looks can you... you HAVE to provide a good service otherwise you would be fucked.

mind you even your service is probably over shadowed by your arrogance and general unpleasantness.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

Oh dear, oh dear; what an angry little man. And I mean "little" very pointedly.

I do hope you find a better life in your next re-incarnation.

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1 hour ago, ralhar said:

yeah but you can't rely on your looks can you... you HAVE to provide a good service otherwise you would be fucked.

mind you even your service is probably over shadowed by your arrogance and general unpleasantness.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

I think you got my post wrong. I would NEVER rely on my looks, they fade. I always provide a good service regardless. Maybe I should've made my post more clear? 

I am far from arrogant in fact the complete opposite, I think you have misjudged my post in some way? Sorry if that's the case but you really have got me wrong. 

I would challenge you to book me and see just how "arrogant" and "unpleasant" I am not haha, but I see my post came across differently to you. X

 

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8 minutes ago, Questor said:

Oh dear, oh dear; what an angry little man. And I mean "little" very pointedly.

I do hope you find a better life in your next re-incarnation.

Lol. I'm not actually sure whether he got my post wrong or whether he gets that impression from what I said? Someone please let me know. 

I'll reiterate, when I look in the mirror I like what I see but I DO NOT rely on my looks or my youth or anything else. When I provide a service to a client I do it with lots of enthusiasm. I genuinely enjoy the majority of my bookings and make sure every clients is satisfied 100%. Just wanted to clarify in case someone misinterpreted my post! 

I think any girl who relies on her looks in a booking isn't going to be in this business a long time. Looks fade, and sometimes they fade very quickly! X

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On 13/03/2016 at 9:06 PM, TightYoungEbony said:

This is due to YOUR experience and doesn't mean all of us 21 year olds are like that. I may be a good looking girl but I certainly don't rely on my looks and if I do say so myself my services are fantastic if they weren't I doubt I would have so many regulars. I know you said it's a generalisation but I find it really offensive when some older guys come on here and moan that young girls/escorts are all rubbish in bed after one or two experiences, unless you've seen every 21 year old you just can't come to the conclusions that all "youngsters" are clueless in bed. I could easily adopt the same approach and say all guys in their 40s are nasty individuals and like to patronise us young girls, because of one experience I had but I know everyone is different.

There are shit mature service providers and fantastic young service providers and vice versa.

Again, I know you mentioned it was a generalisation but I do find it offensive, I get you had a shit booking and I sympathise but don't tar us with all the same brush :) x

As is often the case with our regular paranoid WG, she manages to interpret yet another post that has fuck-all to do with her as a personal attack.

Yes, my £20,000+ worth of experience - who's experience do you expect me to talk about? You accept that my comments were a generalisation and yet you still plough on regardless.

Jeez!

 

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Posted (edited)

4 hours ago, Siamese Tomcat said:

As is often the case with our regular paranoid WG, she manages to interpret yet another post that has fuck-all to do with her as a personal attack.

Yes, my £20,000+ worth of experience - who's experience do you expect me to talk about? You accept that my comments were a generalisation and yet you still plough on regardless.

Jeez!

 

Calm down love not once did I say it was a personal attack, I am far from paranoid. I am not sure why you felt the need to mention your £20,000 plus experience, who exactly are you trying to impress? You're a punter, no better or worse than any other member on here so the money you spend on escorts does not make you superior or better than anyone else, I don't understand why you're mentioning the money? What relevance does it have?

I am expressing my opinion in regards to your post and explaining my thoughts, does it really bother you and piss you off that much? You seem angry. :) 

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8 hours ago, SlickWilly said:

The worst BJ I ever got was from a Romanian girl in a sex club in Berlin, she started off by cleaning my cock with Undiluted Mouthwash and burned the living delights out of me and it didn't get any better from that point!

Also I have noticed a few Eastern Europeans use their teeth in a BJ, which freaks me a little!

WHAT????? Who does that!!

I got mouthwash in a cut once and it burned like hell so I can only imagine the pain you were feeling lol! I'm baffled as to why anyone would use mouthwash to clean their bits! Antibacterial soaps is enough! Haha x

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14 hours ago, SlickWilly said:

The worst BJ I ever got was from a Romanian girl in a sex club in Berlin, she started off by cleaning my cock with Undiluted Mouthwash and burned the living delights out of me and it didn't get any better from that point!

Also I have noticed a few Eastern Europeans use their teeth in a BJ, which freaks me a little!

I hope you asked for your money back and better customer service in the future.  I doubt you could take them to Court though... :lol:

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1 hour ago, Annabellexoxo said:

I hope you asked for your money back and better customer service in the future.  I doubt you could take them to Court though... :lol:

I 've always found that Blondes give such good blow jobs because that's what they train for all their lives .:P.

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22 hours ago, Questor said:

Oh dear, oh dear; what an angry little man. And I mean "little" very pointedly.

I do hope you find a better life in your next re-incarnation.

oh dear oh dear so sad you need to seek approval via an anonymous forum with a female that charges for her companionship... you must be very lonely I hope you find some real friends one day...

 

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okay sorry to drag the thread down to such a level... although it is quite entertaining. I will stop now.

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38 minutes ago, ralhar said:

oh dear oh dear so sad you need to seek approval via an anonymous forum with a female that charges for her companionship... you must be very lonely I hope you find some real friends one day...

 

Why are you so angry? What specific part of my post annoyed you that much? 

It's as though you resent the fact I as an escort charge for my time? I'm really failing to understand what I said that annoyed you so much, it's strange that you're so angry and had the audacity to call me unpleasant? Hmm.

Questor is hardly seeking approval from anyone, what's sad is that you felt the need to insult me for no apparent reason. And you haven't given an explanation as to why. I think you need to re read my post.

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Posted (edited)

I've cracked it, having read a few of Ralhars post it seems his anger and hatred towards me goes back to last June when I called him out on a bullshit and completely offensive post in the "Has a WG ever fallen for a client" thread about us escorts he said we have issues and complications, and shut people out and that's why relationships with us won't work. I called bullsht on this post and so did many others. That can be the only reason you're so angry Ralhar, it's been 8 months time to get over it, maybe the truth hurts? I don't know. 

If my opinon or any of my posts offend you then I am sorry and its probably best you pop me on ignore, then I disappear! ;)

Apolgies for derailing the thread Chelsea, the best thing you can do for this poor service provider is post a review, and include what happened! That way no one else makes the same mistake! X

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19 hours ago, TightYoungEbony said:

Calm down love not once did I say it was a personal attack, I am far from paranoid. I am not sure why you felt the need to mention your £20,000 plus experience, who exactly are you trying to impress? You're a punter, no better or worse than any other member on here so the money you spend on escorts does not make you superior or better than anyone else, I don't understand why you're mentioning the money? What relevance does it have?

I am expressing my opinion in regards to your post and explaining my thoughts, does it really bother you and piss you off that much? You seem angry. :) 

Come on TYE – sometimes, like me, you clearly enjoy playing the devil’s advocate and can appear to be so imperceptive!

This is very much a “punter” thread. I’ve spent £20,000 on punting in less than three years – I mention it because those are my credentials on a punting forum, and if you think that the amount that I spend is irrelevant and nothing more than empty chest-beating, then I’d love to know how you evaluate a punter’s worth.

How many escorts have you paid for in your entire life? How many crap blow jobs have you received?

Do you get it now?

PS: I’m not at all angry – I find many of your contributions on here very thought-provoking, but I believe that you do often poke your nose into topics purely for the sake of self-promotion. I would guess that it does work, so good luck to you!

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39 minutes ago, Siamese Tomcat said:

Come on TYE – sometimes, like me, you clearly enjoy playing the devil’s advocate and can appear to be so imperceptive!

 

This is very much a “punter” thread. I’ve spent £20,000 on punting in less than three years – I mention it because those are my credentials on a punting forum, and if you think that the amount that I spend is irrelevant and nothing more than empty chest-beating, then I’d love to know how you evaluate a punter’s worth.

 

How many escorts have you paid for in your entire life? How many crap blow jobs have you received?

 

Do you get it now?

 

PS: I’m not at all angry – I find many of your contributions on here very thought-provoking, but I believe that you do often poke your nose into topics purely for the sake of self-promotion. I would guess that it does work, so good luck to you!

 

I don't need to self promote don't make me laugh. I have very limited availability as it is, talking about a post I find offensive isn't going to gain me more bookings and I certainly do not post on here for self promotion. I posted my opinon this may be a punters "thread" but there are escorts on here too and we are more than entitled to give our opinon. Don't like it? There's another forum more suited to posters who don't like to read an escorts POV, I don't see any of the mods stopping me from posting on a "punter thread" so not really your place to make that decision is it?

The amount you've spent on punting has nothing to do with this thread nor does it make you any better than a punter who's spent less. There are punters who've spent more than you in less time, so what? I don't evaluate a punters worth simply because I don't care about how much he has spent (and I assume nobody else cares either it's pretty distasteful to go around blabbing about the thousands of quid you've spent on paid sex, IMO anyway), as long as he's genuine clean and respectful that's all that matters. I'm sure if us escorts came on here and batted on about how much we made in a month it wouldn't be as welcomed. I don't know whether you're showing off or just trying to prove a point but the amount you've spent in three years is irrelevant in this discussion and it does not make you more credible, you could easily be lying, this is a forum full of strangers. How much you spend in three years really isn't important lol. 

Again, whether I've had a shit blow job or paid for escorts is irrelevant I posted as I was offended by your post that all young escorts are clueless.

Have you paid every 21 year old escort in the UK to come to this conclusion? I doubt it, so your comment is poor generalising that is offensive to those of us who are young and actually provide a good service. 

Like I said to Ralhar if my posts offend you or a WG posting her opinion or expressing her thoughts on here really bothers you that much maybe it's time you used the "ignore" feature, it really does come in handy you know :)

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22 hours ago, jojosun said:

I 've always found that Blondes give such good blow jobs because that's what they train for all their lives .:P.

No idea what you are talking about but I was wondering: are we talking about real blondes or dyed hair blondes?  

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15 hours ago, ralhar said:

oh dear oh dear so sad you need to seek approval via an anonymous forum with a female that charges for her companionship... you must be very lonely I hope you find some real friends one day...

 

That is not nice.......  

Lots of females here participate purely for banter and most surely would refuse men they sense they have a bad attitude.

Banter here is not equal to needing approval. 

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