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The Green Viagra?

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Lads what puts lead back in your pencil and is a non pharmaceutical product or one of our wonderful escorts?
I read online that celery has numerous health benefits, not just as a male health product. Given my age, late 40s, I'm not as I was when I was 17. Indeed when I was 40, I was at a party in Sheffield and literally had a 4 hour stiffy without 'juicing'!
Guess what? Celery worked for me with a noticeable improvement in hardness and sustaining my hard on!
Unfortunately, I absolutely hate fucking celery, but I have prescribed myself 2 stalks at least a day, my stomach finds it hard to take but it's worth it!
I'm also a fan of pomegranate juice, though the stuff we get in the shops, like all shop juices is pasteurized so, the benefits of it are not as great! It's supposed to be like toothpaste for removing plaque from your arteries, so obviously would have benefits down below and it's often augmented by akai berry juice, which has similar benefits!

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If I start munching celery voluntarily SWMBO would have a fit - and probably be deeply suspicious. But who knows, next time I make a Bolognaise sauce...not all the stalks will go into the pan. Ta.

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Most interesting. I'd never heard that one. I love celery. Do you have to eat it raw to benefit, because it's great in cooking?

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22 hours ago, Colonel Bonkers said:

Most interesting. I'd never heard that one. I love celery. Do you have to eat it raw to benefit, because it's great in cooking?

I eat at least 2 stalks raw a day and it has upped my game! Mind you it is a potassium rich food, so you should not absolutely gorge on it as it would be bad for your heart! Mind you no regular folk could eat loads of it. it's so horrible!

The only other lifestyle change, I made around the time of this great discovery, was starting  to use 'Beverly Hills Charcoal Toothpaste' and I doubt that increases frequency and length of time maintaining an erection!

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So, what's wrong with blue "Viagra" - millions spent on research, available on the NHS, and cheaper than celery if you have the balls to talk to your GP.

If you're in such bad physical shape that the headaches/flushes are too much for you to bear, then maybe you should try snake oil? Millions of fans on the internet!

 

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20 hours ago, Siamese Tomcat said:

So, what's wrong with blue "Viagra" - millions spent on research, available on the NHS, and cheaper than celery if you have the balls to talk to your GP.

If you're in such bad physical shape that the headaches/flushes are too much for you to bear, then maybe you should try snake oil? Millions of fans on the internet!

 

Celery would be way better for you healthwise in the long run than viagra or its generic and BTW we have no NHS in The Republic and have to pay a fortune for doctor's visits (€60 per visit) and for our medicine as well, unless of course we never worked a day in our lives in which case everything is free!

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Forget this idea one food can be a panacea for your body. What you need is a balanced varied diet. And to keep properly hydrated.

But I have heard some raw onion can help your gut. Medics call it a prebiotic.  But as part of a proper diet.

 

Sex is a nice to have in survival. If your body is struggling it wont put its resources into your wedding tackle. So keep healthy. 

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On 3/24/2016 at 5:36 AM, Coventrypunter said:

Forget this idea one food can be a panacea for your body. What you need is a balanced varied diet. And to keep properly hydrated.

But I have heard some raw onion can help your gut. Medics call it a prebiotic.  But as part of a proper diet.

 

Sex is a nice to have in survival. If your body is struggling it wont put its resources into your wedding tackle. So keep healthy. 

It seems to be working for me!

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Another thing we can all try is to stretch our hip flexors and try not to sit down too much.

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I have never heard of it, honestly. Thank you for sharing, I want to try it out too now

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