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What are you're punting golden rules?

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Mine are:

 

1. Never see the same girl twice

2. Never make any contact after the punt

 

that's all I can think of at the moment

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Why don't you want to see the same girl  woman twice? 

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Always accept an offered shower.

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2 minutes ago, Lessingham said:

Always accept an offered shower.

I wish more clients adopted this. When I do in calls at a rented place a lot refuse and it really puts me off incase they haven't washed. Much rather a client shower at the place at least then I know he is definitely clean. It's never taken out the time either and I think that's why some clients refuse!

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1. Pay

2. Fuck

3. Leave

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Not to get caught.

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In no particular order mine are:

1. When booking read the profile very carefully. Don't text when is says email and vice versa.

2. Prepare properly. Fingernails clipped etc but especially keep well hydrated.

3. Arrive and leave on time.

4. Read the likes and dislikes list twice. Then read it again.

5. Be clean (shower on arrival, with particular attention to intimate areas).

6. Resist the temptation to text between bookings - restrict communications to making the booking and then one thank you text/email. Cycle and repeat if she is going to be a reg.

7. Never ever haggle over rates.

8. Don't believe everything you read on review web sites - one of my best bookings has had mixed reviews (including some rather savage ones) elsewhere. Having said that if all the feedback was negative it would be different matter.

9. Don't focus (or let the girl focus too much) on cumming. As it actually makes it harder. I have had sone pretty amazing punts (including one lady well reviewed on this site) where it simply could not happen - in retrospect I may have been a bit dehydrated and having dry orgasms with her (see rule 2).

10 When looking at AW feedback remember that there are many scam reviewers so look at the feedback each of the reviewers has from other WGs.

11. Roberts point is BY FAR  the most important of all. Separate punting phone on lockdown mode, no Facebook or twitter, laptop secure (so that you have to enter a password to get in). If on apple avoid safari icloud synchronisation between devices.

Regarding not seeing the same SP twice - in my experience things are better the second time. It does not have to lead to problems if you don't have unnecessary flirtatious communication between bookings . There is one girl who I have the ideal relationship with - totally mature and open and I aim to keep seeing her. If it starts to feel like a GFE instead of a paid fuckbuddy I will simply pause and see other SPs until I get my head straight.

 

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15 hours ago, Sylver said:

1. Pay

2. Fuck

3. Leave

Perhaps you should write a sequel to Eat, Pray, Love.

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These are my golden rules.

1: Never book a girl who hides her belly or her face in her photos.

2: Never book a girl that has old photos (like several years old).

3: Never book a girl who lists "hardsports" in her activities.

4: Be clean. Always shower at girl's place, or better, assisted bath. Make sure nails are short.

5: Trust my gut instinct. If something feels wrong, call it off.

6: Be respectful and polite. Accept the girl's boundaries.

7: Never argue with girl if something goes wrong, just pay and walk.

8: Shower again before leaving. Very important.

9: Try not to regret spending the money, which I don't if the service was good.

 

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1. Always have a GOOD wash before hand and as others have said never refuse an offered shower even if you were in your own shower 45 minutes earlier

2. Always check your money, it avoids an awkward "excuse me but your a tenner short" moment which takes the gloss off the meeting

3. Always be discreet when arriving/Leaving

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Always have a plan B - in case you get let down at last minute...

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Mine are

 

1. always listen to my gut if something about someone feels wrong. The few times its had a bad ending its because I didnt listen to my gut

2. always speak up for myself.

3. always get the cash at the start of the booking

4. always be clean, polite, friendly and do my very best, if he has an issue I then know its him that the issue lies with, not me

5. dont overwork, if I dont feel in the mood for it then I take the day off regardless of any money I may lose from guys whos calls I miss

6. dont put up with anyones shit. If someone wants to know "how a nice girl like me ended up doing THIS as a job" then the only thing to respond with is "how did a decent guy like you end up doing  THIS as a hobby, nice wedding ring". Shuts that type up, hopefully  makes them think

7. Im allowed to have fun in bookings too, so I do

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On 4/2/2016 at 4:04 PM, MinxyLydia said:

Why don't you want to see the same girl  woman twice? 

Because life is about trying new things:) One of the beauties of punting is the variety.

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Posted (edited)

Hmmm, when I encounter a "new thing" in whatever field, if it's good I want to go back and have it again.

I wonder if Sleazy Punter never visits the same restaurant twice, however good an experience has had there, never ever has more than one glass of a drink he has enjoyed, or never eats more than one of his favourite cake, biscuit or chocolate.   

Yes life is about trying new things, but for me one of the pleasures of trying new things is to add to my list of favourite things.

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1. She has to wear heels in her profile pics.

2. She has to fuck with her heels on.

Anything else is open to debate.

 

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Don't do anything I don't want to do

Think positive

Be happy

Stay happy

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What's the obsession with showering? As long as you shower that day and use mild anti antiperspirant why do you need to shower straight before? I normally rinse my dick beforehand and then I am good to go.

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23 minutes ago, Sleazy Punter said:

What's the obsession with showering? As long as you shower that day and use mild anti antiperspirant why do you need to shower straight before? I normally rinse my dick beforehand and then I am good to go.

It's not an obsession it's called good hygiene. Good hygiene will get you all the services you want that the escort advertises, it also shows respect on both sides that you are clean. 

Not showering is just plain nasty and disgusting and when you're refused services because your breath stinks, your bits smell of your last toilet trip or your armpits are stinking the room out, don't get offended. 

Also, if an escort didn't wash I am sure clients would have a go and make sure to review her negatively if she isn't clean, so clients should wash also, works both ways.

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Pay at start and be normal, friendly, chatty - and sexually be the hottest stud around as per usual.

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Your :angry:;)

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5 hours ago, TightYoungEbony said:

It's not an obsession it's called good hygiene. Good hygiene will get you all the services you want that the escort advertises, it also shows respect on both sides that you are clean. 

Not showering is just plain nasty and disgusting and when you're refused services because your breath stinks, your bits smell of your last toilet trip or your armpits are stinking the room out, don't get offended. 

Also, if an escort didn't wash I am sure clients would have a go and make sure to review her negatively if she isn't clean, so clients should wash also, works both ways.

he was goading and living up to his name....

 

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10 hours ago, Sleazy Punter said:

What's the obsession with showering? As long as you shower that day and use mild anti antiperspirant why do you need to shower straight before? I normally rinse my dick beforehand and then I am good to go.

Yeah, I assume you believe that bullshit in the deoderant adverts then

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I smell troll...

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1 hour ago, MinxyLydia said:

I smell troll...

Are you sure it's not just that his deodorant is wearing off?

I wouldn't expect a client to shower if he has done so literally just before he has come to see me but if you had a shower that morning and go to see a wg in the afternoon or evening,trust me there is a good chance at the very least your bollocks and crack will need some soap and water on them!

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11 hours ago, MinxyLydia said:

I smell troll...

You would also smell Sleazy Punter if he booked you.

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