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Which type of punter are you?

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I read this and copied it direct, I thought it was funny.

5 Types of Escorting Client, Which One Are You?

We don't like to stereotype; you’re a diverse bunch. But there are a few common behaviours or characteristics which, like it or not, mean some of you become a certain ‘type’ of client.

Here are the Top 5, which one are you?

Mr. Annoying

You like the idea of spending time with an escort and spend hours looking at the ads to find one that’s just right for you.

After conducting thorough research you get in touch with one or two to ask some questions about their service and clarify everything that’s mentioned in their ad.

You make a booking, but when the big day arrives you get nervous, become paranoid that someone you know will find out or realise you just don’t have the funds to pay for it.

You get embarrassed and decide to cancel but ‘forget’ to tell your escort. You don’t contact her again which is probably wise because if you did, she’d ignore you or give you a piece of her mind.

Escorts understand that you might be nervous but try not to waste their time. They talk, and repeat offenders will end up on the naughty list on the Time Wasters register. You have been warned.

Mr. Specific

You are attracted to a particular type of woman and only book escorts who meet your strict criteria. Escorting works for you because you get to spend time with women who have green eyes, magnificent breasts, long legs or beautiful feet.

You are confident and focussed. You read the escort ads carefully to find a woman who satisfies your specific fetish – whatever that might be – and are happy to be flexible with your meeting times and pay the escort’s fees without question.

Escorts like your no-nonsense approach. Clients, like you, understand that this is a professional encounter, not a personal one. Great work!

Mr. Cheeky

By day you’re a cheeky charmer, a lovable rogue in the eyes of those who know you.

But, you have a tendency to forget that your escort doesn’t know you, and by chancing your luck and trying to sweet-talk your escort into giving you ‘extras’, ‘freebies’ or a ‘discount’ you’re actually being a little offensive.

For some escorts, your cheeky ways are tiresome and you might find that at some point, the gorgeous blonde or curvy redhead you enjoyed an evening with last week is not available to meet you next week. Or the week after that.

Behave, and curtail the cheek you naughty boy!

Mr. Nice

You are married, recently went through a break-up or simply crave the company of women but lack the confidence, time or desire to go out and find a date online or in a bar.

Escorts like you because you’re usually very respectful, discreet and considerate.

You never attempt to cross the line and make the effort to compliment your escort and make her feel comfortable. You find one or two escorts that you like and see them regularly as opposed to booking a different escort for every encounter.

You Sir, are one of the good guys.

The only problem you might have is that you become too attached to an escort and want to make your professional relationship, personal.

If that sounds like you then read our handy guide on How to Avoid Making Emotional Attachment to an Escort and save yourself from potential heartbreak or disappointment.

Mr. Fantastic

You are the cream of the client crop! You turn up to meet your escort on time and are always immaculately turned out. You pay on time, know how to make conversation, bring a little gift every now and then and are generally a pleasure to spend time with.

Now, if you could just give the other guys some tips…

 

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Not sure why bobbles, I have Symantec/Nortons anti-virus, keeps coming up as malaware, do not enter.

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Posted (edited)

Although that describes the personality of the punters, what about what drives them towards this dark and seedy world in the first place? ;) Here's my take on the different types of punters:-
 
The born-again virgin:- Has very little social contact / interaction with women; and /or has absolutely zero confidence with women in the real world. See's this as the only means of having any real contact with women. Sometimes awkward, but generally a sweet guy... needs to be careful not to fall for the "girlfriend" act.
 
The estranged husband:- Married, but currently going through the "My wife doesn't understand me" phase, when he's looking elsewhere for intimacy / thrills. With all the discretion assured by the escort, it's much safer than having an affair (This gentleman is truly paying for the 'walking away' afterwards).
 
The millionaire playboy:- These are the Premier league footballer or Arab prince types... Good looking and well presented... but somewhat arrogant. Got more money than sense, but sees this as the perfect opportunity to live out his wildest fantasies with beautiful women (great lifestyle if you can afford it).
 
The out-of-town businessman:- In a new town / city /country on an important business trip. Needs someone local who can handle herself as his "Plus 1" on corporate evening events... and entertain him in the hotel room later on. An escort guarantees a sense of professionalism and assurance that isn't necessarily found pulling Sharon from the Ritzy nightclub.
 
The misogynist:- Well the less said about these numpties, the better. 
Edited by DirtyGit

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This was entertaining to read. 

However my history is jagged with a hybrid of a few types which reflecting back now after reading the above post I should summarise as " Mr. Complete idiot" 

 

I would decide I need some fun,  spend hours if not days researching purple site,  around here public boards and pn reviews. While doing that I get progressively more hot and bothered.  After all research is done I would have a short list of 2 or 3 ladies.  

I would the decide on a date and call to make an appointment.  So far my luck has been that they are busy or don't do shirt notice.  At this point I am too hot and bothered so I go on a rampage,  find someone that will pick up the phone and go with them...  Which has always without fail turned out to be a Big mistake as i am too shy to say no and turn back...  

So yeah every time I decide this is not for me but them every few months I get the itch and the process start again. :D

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I know the feeling, I put up a similar thread about to much info etc.

 

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6 hours ago, tintiri said:

This was entertaining to read. 

However my history is jagged with a hybrid of a few types which reflecting back now after reading the above post I should summarise as " Mr. Complete idiot" 

 

I would decide I need some fun,  spend hours if not days researching purple site,  around here public boards and pn reviews. While doing that I get progressively more hot and bothered.  After all research is done I would have a short list of 2 or 3 ladies.  

I would the decide on a date and call to make an appointment.  So far my luck has been that they are busy or don't do shirt notice.  At this point I am too hot and bothered so I go on a rampage,  find someone that will pick up the phone and go with them...  Which has always without fail turned out to be a Big mistake as i am too shy to say no and turn back...  

So yeah every time I decide this is not for me but them every few months I get the itch and the process start again. :D

You have recognised where you are going wrong most astutely.  Why do you not learn from it?

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That is great Lydia. I will have a good read. One thing confused me, you say you do duos with Fanny and had a teaser, but we saw her bum not her fanny :P

Funny you imagine how people look when you converse, well I do, and you are not as imagined.

Reminds me of my 1st girlfriend we worked in a similar industry, I spoke to another lady in her office, made the booking she wanted.

She turned around to my girlfriend and said, that guy is so friendly, no point asking him out for a drink, sounds like he bats for the other side.

After my GF found out it was me, she told her colleague who was embarrassed.

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I am none of the above and escorts seem to appreciate that.

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3 hours ago, INSIDE AND OUTSIDE said:

That is great Lydia. I will have a good read. One thing confused me, you say you do duos with Fanny and had a teaser, but we saw her bum not her fanny :P

Funny you imagine how people look when you converse, well I do, and you are not as imagined.

Reminds me of my 1st girlfriend we worked in a similar industry, I spoke to another lady in her office, made the booking she wanted.

She turned around to my girlfriend and said, that guy is so friendly, no point asking him out for a drink, sounds like he bats for the other side.

After my GF found out it was me, she told her colleague who was embarrassed.

It's the same with clients- they often don't look like I expect! 

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I would add, I hope the OP has asked the escort who wrote the list above if she wants to be credited here! 

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Thanks all of you for an interesting set of types.

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2 hours ago, MinxyLydia said:

I would add, I hope the OP has asked the escort who wrote the list above if she wants to be credited here! 

Edited it off Viva Street. Did not appear to have name listed as author.

Edited by INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
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On ‎28‎/‎06‎/‎2016 at 0:35 AM, DirtyGit said:
Although that describes the personality of the punters, what about what drives them towards this dark and seedy world in the first place? ;) Here's my take on the different types of punters:-
 
The born-again virgin:- Has very little social contact / interaction with women; and /or has absolutely zero confidence with women in the real world. See's this as the only means of having any real contact with women. Sometimes awkward, but generally a sweet guy... needs to be careful not to fall for the "girlfriend" act.
 
The estranged husband:- Married, but currently going through the "My wife doesn't understand me" phase, when he's looking elsewhere for intimacy / thrills. With all the discretion assured by the escort, it's much safer than having an affair (This gentleman is truly paying for the 'walking away' afterwards).
 
The millionaire playboy:- These are the Premier league footballer or Arab prince types... Good looking and well presented... but somewhat arrogant. Got more money than sense, but sees this as the perfect opportunity to live out his wildest fantasies with beautiful women (great lifestyle if you can afford it).
 
The out-of-town businessman:- In a new town / city /country on an important business trip. Needs someone local who can handle herself as his "Plus 1" on corporate evening events... and entertain him in the hotel room later on. An escort guarantees a sense of professionalism and assurance that isn't necessarily found pulling Sharon from the Ritzy nightclub.
 
The misogynist:- Well the less said about these numpties, the better. 

I think I probably fall into the first category.

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Mr Specific ;)

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On 12/7/2016 at 0:42 PM, jamhot said:

Mr Specific ;)

I'm just the opposite. Time and again I've been not just pleasantly, but ecstatically, surprised by the pleasure given me by girls (sorry, ladies) who didn't mean what I thought were my criteria.

I don't recognize myself in any of those categories. Perhaps I'm Mr Superficial - I just like sex with lots of different women without all the other stuff.

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Really? That's not a very comprehensive punter category list. I can think of a few more

 

 

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Posted (edited)

On 29 June 2016 at 11:14 AM, MinxyLydia said:

I wrote something similar to this 3 years ago...

 

http://www.minxylydia.com/minxipedia/mr-punter

That's more like it lol put the two lists together and kerzaam

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I would like to think that I am a cross between Mr Specific & Mr Nice,but not for me to say.........

I never do walk ins any more & if the lady I have booked to see is suddenly unavailable I will walk.

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On 29/06/2016 at 7:33 PM, MinxyLydia said:

It's the same with clients- they often don't look like I expect! 

Yes, so many people expect to meet a 6ft 3" tall hunk when they meet me.  I am neither a hunk and around 9" shorter in height. :)

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I am Mr. Specific, Mr. Nice and Mr. Fantastic. I am a bit picky about escorts and other sex workers that I may go to. The encounters have no follow-up obligations for either her or me, when the punt is over. I am not married, but I conversate and make jokes, so that the sex worker can relax. I do not discuss the rates. I go to an escort and I don't haggle. The escort sets the price. If I don't agree, I am free, not to go to her.

Edited by hans66
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I would say that during my punting years since 2000, I must have been all of these types at different stages. I was definitely Mr Annoying right at the start, had moments of being Mr Cheeky somewhere in the middle, but most of the time nowadays I flit between Mr Specific, Nice & Fantastic.

MinxyLydia's list was very funny, I suppose the closest I am to any of those types is Mr Know-It-All ;) :P

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Some say I am astute

A few  women have called me cute

They liked the fact I am well read

Unfortunately they found out I  am crap in bed.

So in an effort to maintain my female friendships

It's best I pay escorts for any sexual relationships. 

 

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