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An escort I went to see, saw my ring and then said ' What can I do for you that your wife doesn't do?'

Anyone else had a nice welcome?

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I'm trying (and failing) to imagine those words being said in a way that I'd want to hear.

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It's not something most people want to think about during a punt - if I spot a ring I just make sure that clients are aware of where the non scented shower gel is and that they haven't left their wedding ring behind by the sink, which has happened once - luckily I spotted it quite quickly and it was returned to it's rightful owner!

 

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That's a horrible thing to say! So disrespectful! You might have been a widower or have a wife with a serious illness and even then it's a nasty thing to say! 

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an escort once i visited gave my bits a gentle squeeze as we had a hello kiss

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4 hours ago, MinxyLydia said:

That's a horrible thing to say! So disrespectful! You might have been a widower or have a wife with a serious illness and even not it's a nasty thing to say! 

As a widower myself, if I had been greeted with that I would have told her in no uncertain terms and then walked. Unable to do a review as no punt took place I would have considered naming and shaming her on here.

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10 hours ago, stevenxxx said:

An escort I went to see, saw my ring and then said ' What can I do for you that your wife doesn't do?'

The only answer you say to that is, "It's obvious, I want you to stick your 10" dildo right up it " :P

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20 hours ago, stevenxxx said:

An escort I went to see, saw my ring and then said ' What can I do for you that your wife doesn't do?'

Anyone else had a nice welcome?

This reminds me a story a friend told me about her friend who was working in a gentleman club.  She was 20 years old and after meeting many guys in a short period of time she thought she knew the universe and bored of everything she started telling them: 'why are you here?  Don't you have a girlfriend?'  Needless to say, some guys left straight away, some took a while to leave the premises.  Not sure if the business owner was informed of this.

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That'll be quite a turn-off for me. Whilst I don't take my ring off I don't really need to be reminded of it. There are a multitude of reasons why people punt. It's not really fair to bring it up in the heat of the moment as it were.

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It takes all sorts and I have to say i would probably think this geeting would be a turn on.  I was once in a girls arse when she looked into the mirror and said ' if your wife could see you now!',  three bangs and I came!

I do remember one girl (Portuguese)  in a Leeds parlour where they used to do the standard 'oil or talc' routine, who would walk up to you and take your tackle in her hand as you were standing up - such a refreshing change, and she was a rattling good fuck too!

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4 hours ago, MeOldChina said:

That'll be quite a turn-off for me. Whilst I don't take my ring off I don't really need to be reminded of it. There are a multitude of reasons why people punt. It's not really fair to bring it up in the heat of the moment as it were.

Yeah, discussing your relationship status really isn't something you normally want to do while in the throes of passion...

Mind you, I say normally, because some guys do like to bring up the subject of their marriage/relationship, and I don't have a problem with that.  If they want to divulge personal information to me, it really doesn't bother me in the slightest.  I find my clients to be very interesting, and will happily listen to anyone discuss their personal lives if that's what they want to do.  But I'm definitely not going to be the one to bring it up first, as to me that's just prying a little too much.  Okay, a lot too much.

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9 minutes ago, Beast said:

It takes all sorts and I have to say i would probably think this geeting would be a turn on.  I was once in a girls arse when she looked into the mirror and said ' if your wife could see you now!',  three bangs and I came!

See, that's a situation where if you initiated the topic, many WGs would more than happily go along with it.  A lot of guys have an infidelity kink, whether or not they are actually in a relationship or not (some just like to play out the fantasy of being married and fucking about).  So mentioning your "wife" (whether real or imagined) in an insalubrious fashion lets us know that's how you like to play.  Some lassies might pick that up and run with it, while others might be completely put off by it, but you'll probably get a feeling for what she's into when booking your time with her.

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On 03/08/2016 at 2:24 PM, stevenxxx said:

An escort I went to see, saw my ring and then said ' What can I do for you that your wife doesn't do?'

Anyone else had a nice welcome?

Do you consider those words nice?

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On 03/08/2016 at 2:24 PM, stevenxxx said:

An escort I went to see, saw my ring and then said ' What can I do for you that your wife doesn't do?'

Anyone else had a nice welcome?

I would consider that a fantastic greeting - we would get on like a house on fire!

I don't need to wear a ring - I would guess that most WGs assume that you've removed it anyway - but none of my punts has ever said anything like that to me. I really don't see the problem as I would just take it that she has a wicked sense of humour.

However, I'm unusual in that I'm single and have no deep-rooted guilt or hang-ups about seeing prostitutes - clearly many on here do!

I'm not very PC - in case you haven't noticed!

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On 04/08/2016 at 11:01 AM, Annabellexoxo said:

This reminds me a story a friend told me about her friend who was working in a gentleman club.  She was 20 years old and after meeting many guys in a short period of time she thought she knew the universe and bored of everything she started telling them: 'why are you here?  Don't you have a girlfriend?'  Needless to say, some guys left straight away, some took a while to leave the premises.  Not sure if the business owner was informed of this.

What a fantastic way to start a conversation - love it!

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