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On only three of my punts has a girl ever used a vibrator on herself.

Being a fluffy optimist, the first two times I convinced myself that the girl had enjoyed my foreplay and oral skills so much that, when we progressed to sex, she simply had to take herself to a climax or else die of frustration!

Last weekend, I came down to earth with a bump – I saw Suzi Lapdancer for the second time and again, as soon as we were in mish she grabbed her toy. It’s a duck-bill shaped contraption and so slides easily into place but I absolutely hate the sensation and so ended up only partially penetrating her in order to avoid direct contact with it. And yes, I know I could have asked her to put it back in the toy drawer, but I didn’t want to risk offending her and completely ruining the mood and so I pumped away for five minutes until she reached her goal - I think!

Suzi is a fantastic looking girl and otherwise a decent (but not exceptional) punt, but after some further unremarkable sex I eventually left her flat (after needing a CIM to finish) feeling decidedly “meh”! It was one of those rare occasions when a return visit was a bit of a disappointment.

I don’t enjoy being on the receiving end of a vibrator and, in my honest opinion, it’s a toy that girls use either to masturbate on their own or to spice up a stale and tediious sex life. Sometimes I can be rather negative, and to me she was being selfish and I felt as if I was inadequate for her needs. Despite the fact that I was the paying customer, she was more intent on attaining her own gratification than providing me with a good service. The fact that she is incredibly vain tends to reinforce this feeling.

I’d be interested in hearing views on this, both punters and WGs.

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 I remember a punt were a girl had an anal plug up her arse for the whole of my time with her . She wriggled her bum as I was leaving and said it was in prep. for the next customer .  How would that make you feel   ?

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I had a punt where after some delicious foreplay it was time for the main event and climbed on her for some mish (my preferred finish) she rubbed her clit with her fingers which meant I couldn't lie on her and go all the way in. I'd have preferred she hadn't but didn't feel I could ask her not to. If I saw her again id bend her over instead if she insists on wanking herself to orgasm.

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5 hours ago, worldpunter said:

 I remember a punt were a girl had an anal plug up her arse for the whole of my time with her . She wriggled her bum as I was leaving and said it was in prep. for the next customer .  How would that make you feel   ?

Well, I wouldn't be very pleased but I'd do what I've done with Suzi - I'd "mai pen rai" it, delete her off my phone + hotlist, and start thinking about next weekend's punt.

You have to laugh.......well, grimace at least!

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But back to vibrators - they're just so totally artificial!

What the hell is wrong with a well choreographed tongue and a clean, hard, aesthetically pleasing cock?

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I don't know why other girls I don't know use vibrators and toys and what not but I don't use them because the sex is poor or because the guy doesn't get me off, it's simply a different sensation, can sometimes give you a different type of orgasm and can heighten pleasure. 

Fair enough you don't like them but I don't think you should believe that these girls are using them because you're not good in bed or because you can't get them off! Some girls can't actually reach climax in certain situations. 

I couldn't reach climax from anything BUT oral until recently I changed it up, that's just how my body was. I've worked with a few girls and I know a couple who climax hard from using toys in conjunction with a punter doing penetration or oral, it just adds to the sensation! 

If you don't enjoy vibrators or toys isn't it best you tell the girl in a nice way that you'd rather not? I'm sure she wouldn't be miffed, you paid for your time and any good SP would appreciate that you want it to go your way within reason. 

Personally I think different toys are fantastic, they create some strange sensations and can heighten pleasure for both parties. I love bookings with just me and the client with no toys and no crazy outfit requests etc, but I also love doing an outcall with a suitcase full of strange toys, whips and outfits! Variety is fantastic! 

If you don't like em, just ask her nicely, and get her off with your tongue! 

Tongue/Vibrator it all feels damn good! :D

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2 hours ago, Siamese Tomcat said:

But back to vibrators - they're just so totally artificial!

What the hell is wrong with a well choreographed tongue and a clean, hard, aesthetically pleasing cock?

I think when a girl uses a vibrator (as opposed to sex) it's the equivalent of when a guy wants to "bash-the-bishop" to his favourite porno flick. It's just a different sensation (and sometimes for convenience)... and one of those guilty pleasures the other sex will never fully understand or appreciate. 

Think of the variation in terms of size and / or functionality, ranging from a 12" black mamba, to a 2 inch bullet... and don't forget how popular the "rampant rabbit" has become in recent years (don't ask me how I know about this stuff LMAO :lol: :unsure::( )

If it all satisfies  a drive, what's the problem? I would consider comparing sex with vibrators / porn like comparing  a full steak meal, with a simple slice of cake (OSLT)

 

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19 hours ago, worldpunter said:

 I remember a punt were a girl had an anal plug up her arse for the whole of my time with her . She wriggled her bum as I was leaving and said it was in prep. for the next customer .  How would that make you feel   ?

That is terrible.

 You could have been equally cheeky and say 'I will write a negative review for you because I know by contrast the next girl is going to treat me right and she will get a glorious review'  ;)  Or you could have put 2 condoms on and say 'the second one is for the next girl, which most definitely is not going to be you'. :D

Joking aside, I would have been furious if I was in your shoes: no need to know who is next on her list and how soon.

 

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This conversation reminds me of the time I saw the Thai girl Min min, who I believe is still around. she seems to like to take the lead so when it came to go for sex she pulled out a 6 inch vibrator and put it inside a condom, I'm wondering what is she going to do with that, so was happy to see what was going to happen.

Anyway she proceeds to stick the entire vibrator up her arse with just the end of the condom sticking out and I'm invited to fuck her pussy. This wasn't a bad sensation but I keep thinking during sex that I'd rather swap positions with the vibrator. So after a bit I do get to fuck her arse but I need to ask for it and no vibrator in the pussy. She comments 'oh its been so long since someone fuck my ass' and I'm thinking 'Really? you didnt have any problems swallowing a cock sized vibrator up your arse a minute ago' :lol:

Vibrator can be interesting if its something like this but otherwise it would seem to be only for her benefit.

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Interesting answers, but maybe the "bashing the bishop" is a red herring? I don't pay an escort £150 and then masturbate and watch porn with her (but each to their own), and I don't expect her to enjoy her "guilty pleasures" while I'm with her. 

I'm pissed off about Min Min as I saw her twelve times (a record!) and she only she only ever let me in her bum on the first occasion, thereafter claiming that she didn't do anal! It wasn't a deal breaker as she was such fun in other ways, and I've been punting long enough to realise that escorts tell fibs without a second thought. Coincidentally, Min was the only other girl that used a vibrator (once) and it was very a very gentle and unobtrusive "buzz" and she came like a train - or whatever the expression is!  Suzi's industrial grade machine was so powerful and overwhelming that I had no idea whether she came or not.

I appreciate TYE's comments in particular and they pretty much confirm what I would imagine is the female perspective. However, this is punting, and if a girl happens to enjoy my skills and my method then that's a fantastic bonus and will no doubt lead to return visits. I agree that I can simply ask the girl not to do it, but I'm not trying to build a relationship here and there are thousands of other escorts in London - I do not have to work on a particular girl.

Using a vibrator is clearly an intrinsic part of Suzi's routine and she struck me as selfish and vain. We clearly sing from different song sheets and so it is far simpler to just look elsewhere for someone fresher and more compatible. 

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Toys do nothing for me, and I'm not there for me to get off - if I do that's just an added bonus.

I have been under the impression that many men like to see a woman climax, but if not then you need to be telling her that isn't what you are interested in!

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Seen all sorts but not what you would call a true fan, mind you in the subject of but plugs there are some great looking ones some of the ladies have shown me (for their use not mine)...as for vibrators, I prefer the lady to use a banana...

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3 hours ago, Hero said:

Seen all sorts but not what you would call a true fan, mind you in the subject of but plugs there are some great looking ones some of the ladies have shown me (for their use not mine)...as for vibrators, I prefer the lady to use a banana...

The mind boggles - and how do you get £150 worth of gratification while she's doing this.....?

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8 hours ago, Siamese Tomcat said:

The mind boggles - and how do you get £150 worth of gratification while she's doing this.....?

Imagination dear friend, imagination...

"whispers" consciousness in a squeaky American accent...

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22 hours ago, Siamese Tomcat said:

Interesting answers, but maybe the "bashing the bishop" is a red herring? I don't pay an escort £150 and then masturbate and watch porn with her (but each to their own), and I don't expect her to enjoy her "guilty pleasures" while I'm with her. 

I'm pissed off about Min Min as I saw her twelve times (a record!) and she only she only ever let me in her bum on the first occasion, thereafter claiming that she didn't do anal! It wasn't a deal breaker as she was such fun in other ways, and I've been punting long enough to realise that escorts tell fibs without a second thought. Coincidentally, Min was the only other girl that used a vibrator (once) and it was very a very gentle and unobtrusive "buzz" and she came like a train - or whatever the expression is!  Suzi's industrial grade machine was so powerful and overwhelming that I had no idea whether she came or not.

I appreciate TYE's comments in particular and they pretty much confirm what I would imagine is the female perspective. However, this is punting, and if a girl happens to enjoy my skills and my method then that's a fantastic bonus and will no doubt lead to return visits. I agree that I can simply ask the girl not to do it, but I'm not trying to build a relationship here and there are thousands of other escorts in London - I do not have to work on a particular girl.

Using a vibrator is clearly an intrinsic part of Suzi's routine and she struck me as selfish and vain. We clearly sing from different song sheets and so it is far simpler to just look elsewhere for someone fresher and more compatible. 

The second part of the highlighted sentence is what it amazed me too.  A person using all the time toys strikes me as a person who is not happy enough with the man near her.  Drawing a comparison it reminds what I have been told by some people: once you start taking 'hard substances' you are not happy anymore with a mere joint.

Personally I cannot get enough of a man, if I chose to be with him: a toy could be used only if he asks as part of the fun: yet the toy does not constitute the main fun.

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I once came out of the shower to find the girl already warming herself up with her dildo. Naturally, I insisted she continue, while I took a close-up view of the proceedings (retrieving my reading glasses for the purpose). When we finished the session she said it was her fourth orgasm of the day (this was roughly 1.30 pm).

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On 06/09/2016 at 3:24 PM, worldpunter said:

 I remember a punt were a girl had an anal plug up her arse for the whole of my time with her . She wriggled her bum as I was leaving and said it was in prep. for the next customer .  How would that make you feel   ?

i WOULD FEEL THAT i HAVE WASTED AN OPPORTUNITY TO 'OPEN HER UP' FOR THE NEXT CUSTOMER!

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Some guys love to watch or know that a woman is playing with a toy. It is a big turn on for many, hence she may have done it for you just as a show, rather than for her own pleasure. Just be honest, if you don't like it, say so. 

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4 hours ago, Pia said:

Some guys love to watch or know that a woman is playing with a toy. It is a big turn on for many, hence she may have done it for you just as a show, rather than for her own pleasure. Just be honest, if you don't like it, say so. 

Hi Pia - I can assure you that it was for her pleasure, not mine. As I said earlier, it was in mish and she slid it between us so it was primarily vibrating her clitoris, and hence my pubic bone by mere proximity - not really an erogenous zone as far as I'm aware, and there was no visual stimulation for me as I could barely see it.

And as Annabellexoxo said, "A person using all the time toys strikes me as a person who is not happy enough with the man near her.  Drawing a comparison it reminds what I have been told by some people: once you start taking 'hard substances' you are not happy anymore with a mere joint".

Anyway, all history now - she finally left me feedback today and it was a copy+paste one-liner shared with a few other punters so she clearly can't be arsed!

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I had a fantastic session today with a girl who had the most powerful 'thing' I've ever come across (so to speak) - I'm far from being an expert on toys.  It seemed to be about to take off and was veritably shaking the hotel room.  No wonder the cleaning staff looked askance at me as I left... :)

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11 minutes ago, The Film Director said:

I had a fantastic session today with a girl who had the most powerful 'thing' I've ever come across (so to speak) - I'm far from being an expert on toys.  It seemed to be about to take off and was veritably shaking the hotel room.  No wonder the cleaning staff looked askance at me as I left... :)

In that case, I recommend Suzi for you........

No cleaning staff, but there is a concierge eight floors down!

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14 hours ago, The Film Director said:

I had a fantastic session today with a girl who had the most powerful 'thing' I've ever come across (so to speak) - I'm far from being an expert on toys.  It seemed to be about to take off and was veritably shaking the hotel room.  No wonder the cleaning staff looked askance at me as I left... :)

What an act that was!!!!  

Myself I would have been truly embarrassed: treat a neutral room as you treat your family home.

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I don't in principle like the idea of the escort using a toy but as it happens the only one I can recall who does, uses it every time and she is a lovely personality and it doesn't grate (so to speak) at all with me.

I took the opportunity to ask her about the newish trend on webcams (free to air - I don't do one-to-one camming) for using implements with a round head. Stupidly I thought they span rather than vibrated and I asked her if that wouldn't hurt.

She had never heard of them.

So I went into an Ann Summers and bought a little cheap one and gave it to her as a way to try one out and she is chuffed.

 

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In my experience a lot of clients enjoy seeing me use a vibe on myself, but I'd not use one unless they asked (for fear of offending) or if they were such a truely terrible lover I needed kick starting into getting a bit wet for them! 

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