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OLD AGE? What is the oldest WG you shagged?

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There was a lady of 87 in Greek Street in 1976 when I last saw her.. She lived in a flat that looked like nothing had changed since she was a girl.. Great fuck and blow job and only 2 quid.. yes and did it all without... Worked abroad after this punt and never saw her again.. Any other oldies about? She was very busy too. Often had to wait.

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There was a lady of 87 in Greek Street in 1976 when I last saw her.. She lived in a flat that looked like nothing had changed since she was a girl.. Great fuck and blow job and only 2 quid.. yes and did it all without... Worked abroad after this punt and never saw her again.. Any other oldies about? She was very busy too. Often had to wait.

Ha Ha.. Sorry, but it kind of amused me that you waited till Jimmy was out of the UK before you placed this post...:D

You could try Vintage Vamps, there is also Libby Ellis and Momma Fran. (Not sure whether Momma Fran is escorting now though).

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There was a lady of 87 in Greek Street in 1976 when I last saw her.. She lived in a flat that looked like nothing had changed since she was a girl.. Great fuck and blow job and only 2 quid.. yes and did it all without... Worked abroad after this punt and never saw her again.. Any other oldies about? She was very busy too. Often had to wait.

Shit. I can imagine her removing her dentures before the blowjob. Yuk cannot even dream of it, more like a nightmare:eek:

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an old girl at Giggles when it used to be above the Dr's surgery. Can't remember her name, and it was all slow sensual sex, but i still remember it to this day ................. ooops nearly forgot - she was 53!

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Shit. I can imagine her removing her dentures before the blowjob. Yuk cannot even dream of it, more like a nightmare:eek:

Best blowjob I've ever had was from a lady who removed her dentures. Can't remember her age but she was kicking 60.

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53 isnt old... I may well be more than that...

take a look at my untouched pictures taken 3 weeks ago....

of course there was a little man behind me.... pulling it all in.... but clever photography ensured that he was well hidden

pity about my face though...

I darent show that....

:D:D

A

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53 isnt old... I may well be more than that...

take a look at my untouched pictures taken 3 weeks ago....

of course there was a little man behind me.... pulling it all in.... but clever photography ensured that he was well hidden

pity about my face though...

I darent show that....

:D:D

A

Ha!

That sounds like me. My 1.30pm appointment didn't find me to be what he was expecting. At 42 he expected me to be younger. He came in had a chat, paid and he left.

I took his money, I admit, and I've booked a botox appointment for tomorrow with it.

*ducks from the stoning*

I've taken on another booking for this afternoon. Let's see if he leaves too.

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Ha!

That sounds like me. My 1.30pm appointment didn't find me to be what he was expecting. At 42 he expected me to be younger. He came in had a chat, paid and he left.

Surely if you say you're 42, he should have expected you to be at least 50? :D God, the naivity of some punters....

I took his money, I admit, and I've booked a botox appointment for tomorrow with it.

*ducks from the stoning*

:D :D :D

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Hmm well let me see -- the oldest for me was around 53 and plenty in their mid to late 40s but I suspect some of those ladies were actually nearer mid 50s

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Surely if you say you're 42, he should have expected you to be at least 50? :D God, the naivity of some punters....

:D :D :D

Exactly. Most guys are pleased to find me a young looking 50-something.

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Certainly I recall a lady - possibly this one - in Soho she was out one day with a little dog and said "are you looking for a girl?" and to my shame :D I said "where is one then?"

But to be serious though I certainly prefer the older woman.

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Exactly. Most guys are pleased to find me a young looking 50-something.

having seen ur pics i cant understand why he left.... :D

yet to make a booking... but u dont like tattoos :D oh well my loss....

on a seperate but related note.... the body can hide a persons age well... but you can nearly always gauge it by a persons hands....

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I digress slightly here but

why is it that men's noses and ears grow much bigger as they age...

but women's don't ?

hmmmm... something to ponder on

which I shall do as I apply my Swedish Formula Super Thick Extra Strength Anti-Aging Hand Cream

:D

A

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I digress slightly here but

why is it that men's noses and ears grow much bigger as they age...

but women's don't ?

hmmmm... something to ponder on

which I shall do as I apply my Swedish Formula Super Thick Extra Strength Anti-Aging Hand Cream

:D

A

There was a study in the BMJ about a year ago on "circaseptennial rhythm in ear growth." It concluded by saying that "after calculating the 'mean ear length' of British men at each year of age from 30 to 83, they were able to assess 'mean smoothed growth rates.' They found that ears reach their peak growth velocity every 7 years, then rest." - Now, isn't that interesting?

As for age of WGs, I've seen a lady of mid-50 something quite a few times and she doesn't need any ageing cream. (Or, maybe it's been very effective!):D

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I digress slightly here but

why is it that men's noses grow much bigger as they age...

but women's don't ?

A

We tell more porkies :D

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having seen ur pics i cant understand why he left.... :D

yet to make a booking... but u dont like tattoos :D oh well my loss....

on a seperate but related note.... the body can hide a persons age well... but you can nearly always gauge it by a persons hands....

I see men with tattoos. I just don't like them on me and I'd be disappointed if my kids got any, but it is up to them.

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There is a really attractive lady in Banbury who claims to be 54 though I supect she is 57.

She is amazingly nice, awfully attractive and does not look her age plus she has the amazing techniques attitude etc.

Now she can offer a 3 up with a lady friend of hers, who is a copule of years older.

I found this to be delectable, and have also since seen each seperately.

BUT had you told me that I would be considering a lady of this age I would never have thought it, however they are possibly the best experiences I have had.

The first one is on AW proximity to Oxfordshire

Well worth the trip from coventry on my moped.

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57. I wont name her even though she is now retired, a very good fuck and her tits were superb.

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Best blow job ever of a 57yr old. Older women are better at sex.

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in the early 80's i used to shag a WG :D who was 60+ in soho for just £2 and yes that was very very cheap even than.no looker but good for a blow out b4 moving on to the next one .

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I feel a bit queasy at all these blokes boasting of shagging women past their menapaus.

Is this some sort of wrinklies fetish? Or just budget conciousness?

Is there something special about shagging a dried up old pussy?

Does the smell and nature of KY have some aphrodisiac properties?

:D

I will continue to stick with under 30s with breasts that can still pass the pencil test. :D

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i tell the truth of my age, im 41, 42 in april, and im told i can shave off 10 at least! but i just like it when people are quite surprised. some have said oh, i thought ur pics might have been 'kind' ..but no! why dont u just say 30? ud get away with it!

so im happy to tell my age, i know i look younger. i just like to be truthful, i like to be really me when im meeting a man.

im so pale, i have never lain in the sun, and thats the trick for great skin.

whats the oldest punter u ever had ladies? mines is 73, hes in great shape too. think i might start a thread there..

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i tell the truth of my age, im 41, 42 in april, and im told i can shave off 10 at least! but i just like it when people are quite surprised. some have said oh, i thought ur pics might have been 'kind' ..but no! why dont u just say 30? ud get away with it! ..

Punter are funny creatures. The things they would say.

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I feel a bit queasy at all these blokes boasting of shagging women past their menapaus.

Is this some sort of wrinklies fetish? Or just budget conciousness?

Is there something special about shagging a dried up old pussy?

Does the smell and nature of KY have some aphrodisiac properties?

:D

I will continue to stick with under 30s with breasts that can still pass the pencil test. :D

Not all women dry up when they go through the menapause. I had a full hysterectomy at a very early age went through the menapause virtually overnight and have no problem getting wet :D

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Ha Ha.. Sorry, but it kind of amused me that you waited till Jimmy was out of the UK before you placed this post...:D

You could try Vintage Vamps, there is also Libby Ellis and Momma Fran. (Not sure whether Momma Fran is escorting now though).

Tease me please me... how do I find them? Miss Whiplash had a great granny in Eastbourne some years ago.. she said she was 80... I went down on a Sunday afternoon and was about 12 in the que... was worth the wait as she sucked like a Henry.. and had a real wet pussy which I like...

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