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One for the ladies.

What are the most annoying things you get asked by punters?

Is it because they are too personal, too pervy, too stupid or because the question is asked by nearly every other punter?

I promise to take note of all responses and will remember never to ask them!

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'Can I have your personal number' got asked all the time when I worked for agencies and it really done my head in there was the odd guy who I gave it to but I wanted to keep work and personal life seperate not have clients texting me on my days off! I also found I would be cheating the agency by giving my number to all their clients and it was quite awkward.

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"How long have you been on the game ?"

"Do you have a boyfriend ?"

"Does he know what you do ?"

"Do you enjoy what you do ?"

"Do you pay tax ?"

"Have you ever seen anyone famous ?"

"Do you like my cock ?"

"What's the weirdest request you've ever had ?"

"Did you just fake that ?"

etc. etc. ;)

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"How long have you been on the game ?"

"Do you have a boyfriend ?"

"Does he know what you do ?"

"Do you enjoy what you do ?"

"Do you pay tax ?"

"Have you ever seen anyone famous ?"

"Do you like my cock ?"

"What's the weirdest request you've ever had ?"

"Did you just fake that ?"

etc. etc. :)

And the answers are? ;)

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And the answers are? ;)

Dependant on my mood. :)

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'Can I have your personal number' got asked all the time when I worked for agencies and it really done my head in there was the odd guy who I gave it to but I wanted to keep work and personal life seperate not have clients texting me on my days off! I also found I would be cheating the agency by giving my number to all their clients and it was quite awkward.

xx

Crystal --------- you may see things in a different light now because you are the boss ------------ however a girl has the right to give her number to anyone she wishes, I have often asked for private numbers, sometimes I have got them, sometimes I have been told to pi** off. ;)

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Dependant on my mood. ;)

I see :):):(

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"How long have you been on the game ?"

"Do you have a boyfriend ?"

"Does he know what you do ?"

"Do you enjoy what you do ?"

"Do you pay tax ?"

"Have you ever seen anyone famous ?"

"Do you like my cock ?"

"What's the weirdest request you've ever had ?"

"Did you just fake that ?"

You forgot "Can I take you away from all this?" surely?

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You forgot "Can I take you away from all this?" surely?

Luckily for me my Richard Gere climbed up the fire escape a year ago now, admittedly without a rose clenched between his teeth. ;)

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Crystal --------- you may see things in a different light now because you are the boss ------------ however a girl has the right to give her number to anyone she wishes, I have often asked for private numbers, sometimes I have got them, sometimes I have been told to pi** off. ;)
Now there I AM with you, Jimmy - and I haven't been told to piss off yet. The lady I mentioned (not by name!) in another post, I first saw through an agency. After some negotiation - a no-brainer really - we agreed that I, on subsequent visits, pay her the mid price between the agency fee and her cut.

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Do girls like conversation and questions or do they prefer to pretend that they are the girlfriend in a GFE and not an escort for the hour? Like a natural kind of session.

Ok it's good to chat a bit and not just wam, bam thanks n bye but ya know what i mean.

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"How long have you been on the game ?"

"Do you have a boyfriend ?"

"Does he know what you do ?"

"Do you enjoy what you do ?"

"Do you pay tax ?"

"Have you ever seen anyone famous ?"

"Do you like my cock ?"

"What's the weirdest request you've ever had ?"

"Did you just fake that ?"

etc. etc. ;)

Laura,

You forgot:

"My wife doesn't understand me"

and

"I love you"

:)

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"How long have you been on the game ?"

"Do you have a boyfriend ?"

"Does he know what you do ?"

"Do you enjoy what you do ?"

"Do you pay tax ?"

"Have you ever seen anyone famous ?"

"Do you like my cock ?"

"What's the weirdest request you've ever had ?"

"Did you just fake that ?"

etc. etc. ;)

And yet... and here's the rub... many (not all obviously) are also asked mutatis mutandis by girls of their clients (in my experience at least, other punters' MMV).

B

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One for the ladies.

What are the most annoying things you get asked by punters?

Is it because they are too personal, too pervy, too stupid or because the question is asked by nearly every other punter?

I promise to take note of all responses and will remember never to ask them!

I'd like to know some of the refreshingly pleasant and unusual things they get asked.

Your question is inciting negativity and that's normally my job.;)

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I think most ladies get this one from time time:

"how many men have you seen today then?"

I usually lightheartedly tell them not to be so nosy...or

if it is a man who really gets turned on knowing he is ( or thinks he is ) number 4 or 5 .... I then reply accordingly.

a very common one is:

"how did you get into all of this then?" I sometimes tell my story exactly how it is/was... but if I do and they keep interupting ( very rude ), I change the subject. If they ask me the question because they are genuinely interested, they should listen to my answer.

;)

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I think most ladies get this one from time time:

"how many men have you seen today then?"

I usually lightheartedly tell them not to be so nosy...or

if it is a man who really gets turned on knowing he is ( or thinks he is ) number 4 or 5 .... I then reply accordingly.

a very common one is:

"how did you get into all of this then?" I sometimes tell my story exactly how it is/was... but if I do and they keep interupting ( very rude ), I change the subject. If they ask me the question because they are genuinely interested, they should listen to my answer.

;)

I say at least 20, all with bigger cocks than you... they soon shut up haha xx

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I think most ladies get this one from time time:

"how many men have you seen today then?"

I usually lightheartedly tell them not to be so nosy...or

if it is a man who really gets turned on knowing he is ( or thinks he is ) number 4 or 5 .... I then reply accordingly.

a very common one is:

"how did you get into all of this then?" I sometimes tell my story exactly how it is/was... but if I do and they keep interupting ( very rude ), I change the subject. If they ask me the question because they are genuinely interested, they should listen to my answer.

;)

I have to admit, this is one that interests me - genuinely.

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And yet... and here's the rub... many (not all obviously) are also asked mutatis mutandis by girls of their clients (in my experience at least, other punters' MMV).

Yeah, I usually get asked, do I have a girlfriend/am I married. I don't know why they have to ask that one.

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Luckily for me my Richard Gere climbed up the fire escape a year ago now, admittedly without a rose clenched between his teeth. :)

LOL @ Brickchard gere ;)

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'Have you seen many today?/Have you been busy today?' are not good questions to ask! Hate it!

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'Have you seen many today?/

You could always repy with "And how many would you like me to have seen?", and assuming that a number is forthcoming you could then flutter your eyelashes and retort "What an amazing coincidence ........".

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I love the "Are you married?" or "Do you have a partner/children" question especially when it's over the phone before we have even met. What is the correct answer?Is it anyone's business as long as it doesn't affect what I do?

Seems to be that guys prefer you to be single in this game, then again some chaps then think they are in with a chance. Can't win either way.

For the record I've never been married and do not have children. I do however wear a gold ring on my left ring finger, because I want to.

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So how long will you do this for then?

To which the answer is "For you sonny, about an hour" ;):( They're coming thick and fast today! (no pun intended lol :))

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I honestly don't mind guys asking most questions. I know they're just trying to make conversation. I have NEVER asked a client whether they're married/attached/single. If they decide to tell me anyway, that's up to them.

The questions about my personal situation can be fielded quite easily, my answers depend on my mood.

However, I will never understand the guys who walk in and say "So... Are you busy today then?"

As someone already said, what is the correct answer to that?

"Gawd yeah! I've been on me back all feckin day guv! The last bloke wanted me to stand on my head and sing Ave Maria whilst he wanked into my belly button. I can't wait until I knock off today, you wouldn't mind hurrying up and pissing off would ya?"

As for strange questions, I was in the room when a chap asked an escort whether her dog liked going for walks.... ;)

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