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He's back! The Man himself

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While reviewing a very nice looking lady, I stumbled upon field report 95259. It's great to read Man Meat again, do yourself a favour and check it out.:)

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I will read it as he always sounds like a laugh. When's he going to get his sorry ass onto this forum then? Talk about the Scarlet bleedin' Pimpernel of pnet lol. No offence to him. :)

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Another classic - the AA Gill of field reports (nice lunch, shot baboon)

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The field reports from this gentleman are second to none! Does he often wander onto the forums?

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I think we all have something to learn:)

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Ah Meat mans adventures are always good to read and a laugh.:)

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Confuscius say - Man who write Field Report often use forum under another name... :)

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Confuscius say - Man who write Field Report often use forum under another name... :)

Yes ... Claire ... I do ... :P

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So what are his motives? Maybe he is actually taking the piss and sending himself up? Or maybe he is taking the piss out of anyone who thinks his sexual exploits are realistic? Or maybe he just wants to amuse everyone on here and get a response? Or is he just a born entertainer? Or a wannabe porn writer?

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So what are his motives? Maybe he is actually taking the piss and sending himself up? Or maybe he is taking the piss out of anyone who thinks his sexual exploits are realistic? Or maybe he just wants to amuse everyone on here and get a response? Or is he just a born entertainer? Or a wannabe porn writer?

He is a brilliant and funny guy and a great punter. I think he does it for his amusement and ours. I rate him A+.

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The bloke is very strange, hump backed, just one tooth, a lazy eye, club foot and a speech impediment. The hair he has got is lank, worn in a greasy pony tail and smells of urine.

I thought he was a tramp when he first arrived at our door one cold winters day in 2003 and tried to turn him away. However the speech impediment was caused by a 3' long tongue and he soon became a favorite of the ladies. We now have a paper bag complete with tongue hole for Man Meat so the appointments are enjoyable for every party.

Man Meat is like The Stig.........but in a mobile wheelchair and a flat cap instead of a white helmet.

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The bloke is very strange, hump backed, just one tooth, a lazy eye, club foot and a speech impediment. The hair he has got is lank, worn in a greasy pony tail and smells of urine.

I thought he was a tramp when he first arrived at our door one cold winters day in 2003 and tried to turn him away. However the speech impediment was caused by a 3' long tongue and he soon became a favorite of the ladies. We now have a paper bag complete with tongue hole for Man Meat so the appointments are enjoyable for every party.

Man Meat is like The Stig.........but in a mobile wheelchair and a flat cap instead of a white helmet.

That's him! Dreamboat or what hahaha xx

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Perhaps SaSFan could oblige with a pastiche of a ManMeat visit to Thelma?

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The field reports from this gentleman are second to none! Does he often wander onto the forums?

You may not have been around on the old board but my favourite ever was a guy called pondskater. He only ever seemed to report on Xenia but check out this report 36621 to see what I mean. A long time ago, i know, but still classic.

The best FR ever was 5638 for those of you who remember that far back!

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Manmeat- what an absolute genius with his mind and tongue. Ah, he's adorable :):) xxxx

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The bloke is very strange, hump backed, just one tooth, a lazy eye, club foot and a speech impediment. The hair he has got is lank, worn in a greasy pony tail and smells of urine.

I thought he was a tramp when he first arrived at our door one cold winters day in 2003 and tried to turn him away. However the speech impediment was caused by a 3' long tongue and he soon became a favorite of the ladies. We now have a paper bag complete with tongue hole for Man Meat so the appointments are enjoyable for every party.

Man Meat is like The Stig.........but in a mobile wheelchair and a flat cap instead of a white helmet.

Hilarious post...briliant stuff.:)

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His post sounds like a combination of Stuart Hall, and Stephen Fry. Obviously gifted in the art of writing English.

God I hate text-speak.

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