BaldPlumber

euphemisms

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Being a bit keen to push my personal depravity envelope, I am eager to try a few things that I have read about, but not fully (or partially) understood. The first is a rusty frenchman and the second is a reverse dutch steamboat.

These sound jolly exciting and I have looked in all the normal places for an explanation but with no luck.

I would be grateful if an experienced punter, or perhaps a very bendy lady, could explain in detail about just how disgusting and/or illegal I sincerely hope these acts are.

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You can find out what they are by looking up Urban Dictionary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com

Reverse Dutch Steamboat is the same as European Steamboat.

Just look it up.

They are both disgusting activities and shouldn't be described explicitly here.

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Both sound utterly disgusting.

Certainly not on my bucket list.

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I would be grateful if an experienced punter, or perhaps a very bendy lady, could explain in detail about just how disgusting and/or illegal I sincerely hope these acts are.

Why would you wish to engage in something that you hope to be illegal???

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What neither of these stomach turning terms is is a "euphemism" - you'll need a trad dictionary for that!

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Neither activity appeals to me, but I wouldn't judge anyone who enjoyed such things. Being 'disgusted' in this case simply means prudish, judgmental and intolerant.

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Dear oh dear, the things some of you chaps get up to!

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Neither activity appeals to me, but I wouldn't judge anyone who enjoyed such things. Being 'disgusted' in this case simply means prudish, judgmental and intolerant.

cmon, to be fair, the steamboat is a "little off" and more sensitive souls could be forgiven for not relishing the concept. I'm glad I skipped breakfast is all I can say.

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cmon, to be fair, the steamboat is a "little off" .....

This is a board dedicated to punting not puritanism. These are consensual acts.

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Actually, this was a joke. I picked these terms up from the daily mash and assumed they were ficticious.

Oh well, never mind shoot me :confused:

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all I'm saying is don't look up rusty frenchman

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What neither of these stomach turning terms is is a "euphemism" - you'll need a trad dictionary for that!

I thought a euphemism was another word for a big horn - or is that a euphonium? :D

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This is a board dedicated to punting not puritanism. These are consensual acts.

there are limits to anything.these are about a thousand miles from Puritanism. You don't have to defend every act to defend the principle of punting, where does it end. It's a forum horses for courses, do what you like, I just said it's not my bag that's all.

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I love the linked advert on that online dictionary offering the chance to buy "European steamboat mugs, T-shirts and magnets". Enterprising !

And there was a recent FR about a dominatrix in London which had a very creative use of the word "caviar" !

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Actually, this was a joke. I picked these terms up from the daily mash and assumed they were ficticious.

Oh well, never mind shoot me :(

They are bogus terms just like Dirty Sanchez and the Donkey Punch....

Oh, and blumping :D

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They are bogus terms just like Dirty Sanchez and the Donkey Punch....

Oh, and blumping :D

Well, I saw a film that featured the donkey punch quite prominently :( if you think your life is crap, just watch this - guaranteed to make you feel a million times better.

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