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So why is it always "the best BJ ever....."

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Just as the 'treat her right, lads' has become a bit of a cliche and a misnomer, why are we now regularly seeing in FRs the statement "she gave me the best blow job I've ever had..."

thus creating yet another cliche.

Anyone any thoughts, or is it that punters have a memory problem, coupled with a limited vocabulary?

In the case of the treat her right, I never know whether this mean be polite, courteous and gentlemany, or give her a serious seeing to......

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Just as the 'treat her right, lads' has become a bit of a cliche and a misnomer, why are we now regularly seeing in FRs the statement "she gave me the best blow job I've ever had..."

thus creating yet another cliche.

Anyone any thoughts, or is it that punters have a memory problem, coupled with a limited vocabulary?

In the case of the treat her right, I never know whether this mean be polite, courteous and gentlemany, or give her a serious seeing to......

Perhaps it's because 'they won't go into too much detail here.' :)

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Perhaps counting beyond one is too difficult, or, more likely, saying "she gave the 23rd best blow job ever", sounded too churlish to his ears.

In this sort of situation, looking at the other field reports by the author should show the curious whether or not every WG he's met has given the best BJ ever, or whether the lady concerned actually did pull it off.

Damning with faint praise is one thing, damning with hyperbole another.

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Because us guys think with our dicks when we visit escorts, and the memory span of a penis is very limited.......:)

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But why keep count? The best BJ ever is always the next one.

Just a thought :)

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I often wonder what this means exactly. One man's "OMFG best ever!!!" might be another man's "it was nothing special" so unless the review is a little bit more specific it's not much help (not a fan of the "won't go into detail". Ok, maybe don't tell me everything but give me something to go on!)

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Just as the 'treat her right, lads' has become a bit of a cliche and a misnomer, why are we now regularly seeing in FRs the statement "she gave me the best blow job I've ever had..."

thus creating yet another cliche.

Anyone any thoughts, or is it that punters have a memory problem, coupled with a limited vocabulary?

In the case of the treat her right, I never know whether this mean be polite, courteous and gentlemany, or give her a serious seeing to......

Yes, I've noticed this too lately.

To be honest reading between the lines of some of the rave FR's (for example Stevestud of Sheffield) I'm afraid they wouldn't do a thing for me these days.

Just as well I've retired. :)

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But why keep count? The best BJ ever is always the next one.

Just a thought :)

Surely it's the last one you had?

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Perhaps it's because 'they won't go into too much detail here.' :)
Well, after all, it is "just between the two of them"......

Now, I am going to have my best punt ever tomorrow - I feel it in my bones! :)

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I suppose if someone asked me to describe my worst blow job I'd say "F A B U L O U S"

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Something that irritates me are the adverts from WGs (often on A***work) that say things like "I'm the best you'll ever have."

I know, "it's only an advert" and no-one's going to advertise herself "I might give you a reasonably satisfactory experience" but I hate all the hype and bullshit that goes around, not just in the punting world! :)

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Surely it's the last one you had?

Or the one that's a work in progress?

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:)

Just as the 'treat her right, lads' has become a bit of a cliche and a misnomer, why are we now regularly seeing in FRs the statement "she gave me the best blow job I've ever had..."

thus creating yet another cliche.

Anyone any thoughts, or is it that punters have a memory problem, coupled with a limited vocabulary?

In the case of the treat her right, I never know whether this mean be polite, courteous and gentlemany, or give her a serious seeing to......

Best blow job? Maybe because good blow jobs tend to also blow the brains and thereby blot out everything that happened before! :eek:

As for the 'treat her right' brigade they know what beasts other blokes can be ....:):o

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or whether the lady concerned actually did pull it off.

I thought this was about blow jobs not hand jobs;)

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