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Sex addiction clinics.....

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With the sex addiction clinics subject being raised again by Tiger Woods, and one of the rules being no self pleasuring, how long would you last in one of these places.

I doubt the Goverment will eventually close all parlours down, and drive escorts out of business, but if they did, would they make sex clinics available on the NHS, if proof was given that its an addiction we have.

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Can you still sleep wank at these clinics or do they tie your hands up?:D

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With the sex addiction clinics subject being raised again by Tiger Woods, and one of the rules being no self pleasuring, how long would you last in one of these places.

How long would I last? about 10 mins:D

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Can you still sleep wank at these clinics or do they tie your hands up?:D

You have to wear boxing gloves throughout your time in these clinics which puts an end to any self pleasuring.

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yes, i'd like to get into one of those clinics......mmmmm or , maybe NOT :D:p

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No need for such clinics. Just ensure that the addict reads every FR ever published :D

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You have to wear boxing gloves throughout your time in these clinics which puts an end to any self pleasuring.

I'm sure I could find something somewher to rub myself up against. :D

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With the sex addiction clinics subject being raised again by Tiger Woods, and one of the rules being no self pleasuring, how long would you last in one of these places.

I doubt the Goverment will eventually close all parlours down, and drive escorts out of business, but if they did, would they make sex clinics available on the NHS, if proof was given that its an addiction we have.

I already run a clinic for sex addicts. :D:D

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/jan/22/sex-addiction-tiger-woods-celebrities

Apologies if someone has posted this link elsewhere, I only had a quick look.

I loved the bit where it said :-

<<as well as an apocalyptic-sounding "Disclosure Day" when Woods will have to recount to his wife Elin all of his extramarital encounters.>>

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that day, assuming he could fit it all into one day of course. :)

Maybe he should write down all of the encounters in the style of a punternet field report, it'd make an excellent read.

I can't imagine his wife wanting to hear all of the nitty gritty as Tiger reminisces away with a big cheesy grin on his face. I suppose it's how these happy clappy therapy things work...:)

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I already run a clinic for sex addicts. :):D

Nice one, Lou

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I'm sure I could find something somewher to rub myself up against. :)

Your ingenuity is to be admired. :)

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hm,

I could possibly believe you can kick a person off Alcohol,

possibly even off harder drugs.

But off-SEX ??

biologically, humans are constructed to have sex,

I would not bet on success.

(I dont feel a victim or addict, I feel Alive....)

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yes, i'd like to get into one of those clinics......mmmmm or , maybe NOT :):P

I'll come with you honi. :)

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Is sex really an addiction? Oh please... But then again - only in America - quite literally.

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sometimes, in extreme cases, they recommend chemical castration... then you develop breast.... I am not going there !!

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so no fags no booze i can handle easilly but no sex whats the point in breathing B)

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hm,

I could possibly believe you can kick a person off Alcohol,

possibly even off harder drugs.

But off-SEX ??

biologically, humans are constructed to have sex,

I would not bet on success.

(I dont feel a victim or addict, I feel Alive....)

Not if they wire you up for pain by way of an electric lead to your todger and every time he gets a twinge you get a shock that is increased each time? I'd quickly come to an agreement with the little devil I feel sure!B):eek:

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Nice one, Lou

all part of the service............... "I am the cure"

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In men its not an 'addiction'

its' multi-tasking'

ALL men can multi-task

cos they can do anything AND think of sex at the same time..

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Spider can loast 3 days without nookie, has been known to cave in to the urge in less than 4 hours.

What they are doing to Tiger is so cruel.

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I'll come with you honi.

Ok J we can do that lol! :D:D;):D xxx

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Well, if they were staffed by hot "nurses" or "assistants" (female for me please lol!) who offered an extra helping hand (or mouth) for my addiction when needed then 'indefinitely' or 'as long as I could afford it' would be my answer.

Oh hold on - couldn't the government then legally run these clinics and make good revenue from it?! They could then issue private licences for such establishments and lo and behold we'd have legalized parlours = square one except everything would be five times the price as I'm sure there'd be some sort of stealth tax in there!

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Punting is an addiction once it takes over someone's life. When it becomes unsustainable and destructive it really is time to seek help.

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