NIK

When you just know it's going to be crap!

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I have the small window of opportunity for a punt tomorrow. I feel ready for one too!

However I don't think I'll bother as it looks like a Sheffield parlour or nowt.

I phoned a new Sheff parlour up today. Nirvana, has actually been going for a few months now, but seems to have emerged during my lay off from punting, so was new to me.

According to a local board it caters for all tastes (BDSM, etc) and is very well appointed.

Furthermore it's location across the city centre from the main parlour strip is actually more convenient for me than the others.

Ah, a truly professional place at last I thought.

Well I made my first enquiry today and it didn't surprise me that even on the phone it totally lived down to my expecations.

A guy answered, sounding quite friendly and pleasant and not unlike the one at GFE (don't know if they're connected, but there seems to be some overlap with the girls).

First thing he told me is that there were normally two girls on, but one had let them down and there was only one available. (You never hear this in the Greater Manchester parlours where they always seem to mamage to find a full complement).

He described the girl without giving her name. I know names are changeable and don't always mean anything, but they can sometimes help the punter get a handle on things.

He then proceeded to say the thing that always puts me off these days when I asked him about prices.

'It's £40 for two services.'

Again you never hear that in Manchester parlours. The two services stuff is totally outdated and thoroughly offputting these days. It was the kind of thing I use to hear when I first started punting, and having been used to all inclusive escort services it actually makes me cringe these days.

After that he sounded hesitent and unprofessional and I just knew it would be crap.

Furthermore, their girls (which are the all important factor, never mind the premises) seem to be just listed on **.

What is it about Sheffield parlours? Some of them have bow got half decent premises, but service wise and professionally they are still rooted in the dark ages.

You can have the greatest premises and location on earth, but if the receptionist doesn't know what's what and the girls are average/limited service providers as my experiences at Diplomat, where whenever you enquire about services the receptionist says something like 'I should think they do,' or you''ll have to ask them in the room' then they will never be able to compete with Greater Manchester or maybe Milton Keynes these days. Furthermore Diplomat have a website which never seems to be updated.

I'm not sure why this is, as I say some of them such as Diplomat and GFE (and presumably Nirvana) have now got reasonably decent premises, but it seems they still can't act professionally or even more importantly, attract the good, professional girls who provide a good range of services as in Greater Manchester.

As for my punt tomorrow I don't think I'll bother and wait until I can get to London, Manchester or maybe even Milton Keynes.

The trouble is I don't know when that will be! :)

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Speaking of Milton Keynes, is it just me or is MK the home of the PN Field Report? It must be the most reported on town around!

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Speaking of Milton Keynes, is it just me or is MK the home of the PN Field Report? It must be the most reported on town around!

Currently according to the stats page, London leads by a considerable margin at over 3,800, followed by Manchester (with around half as many as London) and Birmingham (with a third of those for Manchester). MK comes in fourth (1,953).

(The number of FRs per capita might give a different result.)

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Speaking of Milton Keynes, is it just me or is MK the home of the PN Field Report? It must be the most reported on town around!

These figures will become increasingly unreliable now that House of Divine has a London branch, as all its London FRs get classified under Milton Keynes.

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Currently according to the stats page, London leads by a considerable margin at over 3,800, followed by Manchester (with around half as many as London) and Birmingham (with a third of those for Manchester). MK comes in fourth (1,953).

(The number of FRs per capita might give a different result.)

B

'Over 3,800' should have read over 13,800. Oops. :confused:

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NIK, I think from reading your statement you have completely tuned into your punter's intuition;).

I think this comes from previous disappointments, and hearing repetitive drivel over the phone, which has built up your bullsh@t radar to protect your wallet!:confused:.

It always amazes me that some people believe what they are told, myself included. Once bitten twice shy, is possibley one way to think of it.

I concur that Manchester & Milton Keynes are possibly the best cities to punt. Based on the fact that the main parlours in each city are operated so professionally.

If only all the Local Authorities across the country had the same outlook. The franchise opportunities would be amazing - to rival McDonalds even. :rolleyes:

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yep - punting "sans Field Report" is also increases the chances!:D

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sorry buddy get those field reports up good or bad research for everyone

if your not happy with the service they provide then help them (to improve) and us (to save money)

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