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Worst Thing That's Stopped You From Getting to a Booking?

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I drove 40 miles to a booking at Manchester Airport and realised I'd left my work phone on charge at home. Had no way of contacting the guy to tell him I was sitting like an idiot outside the hotel. ;)

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Escort no longer fullfilling bookings due to an expose in the local paper.

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Took my concentration of shaving the ladybits for a nano second and ended up cutting myself. Had to cancel meeting.

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Like an idiot I was so horny one morning :D that I span off the road and crashed into a hedge. That made me realise it wasn't meant to be...

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my plug got stuck in the bath and wouldn't come out so I didn't have shower facilities!

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my plug got stuck in the bath and wouldn't come out so I didn't have shower facilities!

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Or there was a time when you had the builders in when you were independant!

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Had a 10 o'clock appointment in the morning. About 9.30 I popped out of the shower. Was ironing a shirt whilst naked and stupidly caught the end of my cock with the hot iron. Rushed into the shower and bathed it with cold water. It looked alright but I was worried that it night start to blister or hurt during the appointment....so cancelled.

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Or there was a time when you had the builders in when you were independant!

or the time when I was an independant and my landlord walked in and my client had to pretend to be my boyfriend haha

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Ahhh...the old "I've just ironed my cock" excuse...I'm sure we've all used that one at some stage ;-)

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Silverado - that really had me laughing!

Oddly, I didn't even realise that the thread got started - why because I was typing it out when the AA man finally arrived! Yes, I was on my way to a punt and hit a post-snow road hole (well, my car did anyway) and killed something in the front suspension. I was slowly fossilizing during my wait for the AA to show up before hitting up good old PN for some light entertainment! Anyway, I didn't even finish typing it out so am very surprised that the thread made it up!

End result, snapped coil spring, which meant a further two and a half hour wait for the flat bed truck to come ferry me back around the M25! "So where were you off to sir?" I was half tempted to tell the helpful chap the truth! To add insult to the unable-to-punt injury it cost me 103 quid cos I didn't have Relay option!

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