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Cumface, January 27, 2010
Posted January 27, 2010
we've all been late -
man flu (really bad too)
I drove 40 miles to a booking at Manchester Airport and realised I'd left my work phone on charge at home. Had no way of contacting the guy to tell him I was sitting like an idiot outside the hotel.
Escort no longer fullfilling bookings due to an expose in the local paper.
Took my concentration of shaving the ladybits for a nano second and ended up cutting myself. Had to cancel meeting.
Like an idiot I was so horny one morning that I span off the road and crashed into a hedge. That made me realise it wasn't meant to be...
my plug got stuck in the bath and wouldn't come out so I didn't have shower facilities!
my plug got stuck in the bath and wouldn't come out so I didn't have shower facilities! xx
Or there was a time when you had the builders in when you were independant!
Had a 10 o'clock appointment in the morning. About 9.30 I popped out of the shower. Was ironing a shirt whilst naked and stupidly caught the end of my cock with the hot iron. Rushed into the shower and bathed it with cold water. It looked alright but I was worried that it night start to blister or hurt during the appointment....so cancelled.
or the time when I was an independant and my landlord walked in and my client had to pretend to be my boyfriend haha
Ahhh...the old "I've just ironed my cock" excuse...I'm sure we've all used that one at some stage ;-)
Posted January 28, 2010
Silverado - that really had me laughing!
Oddly, I didn't even realise that the thread got started - why because I was typing it out when the AA man finally arrived! Yes, I was on my way to a punt and hit a post-snow road hole (well, my car did anyway) and killed something in the front suspension. I was slowly fossilizing during my wait for the AA to show up before hitting up good old PN for some light entertainment! Anyway, I didn't even finish typing it out so am very surprised that the thread made it up!
End result, snapped coil spring, which meant a further two and a half hour wait for the flat bed truck to come ferry me back around the M25! "So where were you off to sir?" I was half tempted to tell the helpful chap the truth! To add insult to the unable-to-punt injury it cost me 103 quid cos I didn't have Relay option!